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How You Would Want to Die...!

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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Just for fun, bored during this hurricane/storm.

I will start off:

This will be around an age of 90+ when I feel I can barely do anything because I know I will be a lazy shit by then. I will take a hit of lsd, while in a plane to go sky diving. I will take my parachute off mid-air, while tripping, and hopefully have a good trip.

Thanks for your time, let this go on... maybe. And for the sad lonely hating losers out there, you can write about a death you would want someone else to have since that is probably the brightest thing you could come up with, without straining your brains too hard :P. I'm joking, peace.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Firefighting, Skiing, or riding my R1. Maybe old age, if I make it that far.
12 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
asphyxiation by a hooker.
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Exploding a rocket ship in to the sun.
12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
that would be sick probably burn so fast you wouldnt feel it
12 years ago
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Quickly and painlessly.
12 years ago
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
1000 foot urban bond drop
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
I'll jump in front of an alien bazooka world destroying missile and sacrifice myself for you all. You're welcome.
12 years ago
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
you would begin to burn slowly before you even got close. So it would most likely be horrible. And honestly, as long as Ive accomplished everything I wanted to in life, I wouldnt mind dying peacefully of old age. As long as its painless.
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
How the hell would you have a good trip falling to your death out of a plane?
12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
True, I forgot about that, common sense I guess. Painless deaths would be the best, but then again pain is only temporary. I wouldn't mind either, as long as if it was painful, it does not last any longer than an hour or two haha.
12 years ago
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panojibber.
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 683
I'd take my skis up in Felix Baumgartner's balloon and set a new (and absolutely unbreakable) record for largest drop ever attempted on skis.
12 years ago
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Getting eaten by a shark.
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
That could be sweet
12 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
anal.
12 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
Shot in the leg and slowly bleed out, but whilst bleeding out kill at least 9 people with a bowie knife and then slowly die at peace in a strip club
12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
It's always possible haha
12 years ago
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TechnoPotamus
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repost but for real, ecstasy overdose.
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12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
my bad, i just wanted to do something, I thought i was about to lose power for another 50 days haha. I apologize
12 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
weed overdose
12 years ago
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roddy116
Posts: 10653 - Karma: 7,720
sex that was just that good.
12 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31076 - Karma: 29,640
not in hurricane sandy
12 years ago
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
This thread made me sad.
12 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i would want to die via a speedball overdose...i.e. massive amounts of cocaine and heroin so my brain would be orgasm'ing all over the place while i slipped in to the next realm.
12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
It was supposed to spark creativity, be happy haha. It is supposed to be the end of your life's bucket list, you can't come up with a middle without an end.
12 years ago
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Yah. Just made me think of how much time has been wasted from school. Necessary, but god damn does it feel like a waste of time going through MS/HS/College

On topic: Ignoring the dilemmas that come with old age, I would probably want to do something with war. Instead of using guns, maybe use like a katana with a ninja outfit for some assassinations.

All I can think of at the moment. Definitely some better shit that I will think up later
12 years ago
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LeComfortable
Posts: 512 - Karma: 260
when im gonna reach the age where ive been accomplish all i wanted to im gonna go buy a shitload of the best LSD and take the more i can in one night !!!! til I die
12 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
Heli Skiing, around age 80-100 then at the end of the day the heli takes me as high as it can go then i skydive with wing-suit on some powerful hallucinogen all the way into the high mountains of wherever i began skiing.


or death by some or any futuristic way in hyperspace if we ever get that far into our galaxy, because that would be so sick no matter what, id be happy.
12 years ago
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Mine may just be a 360 over chads gap considering i blow at park skiing
12 years ago
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NToTheZ
Posts: 137 - Karma: 44
I can dig this one! +K
12 years ago
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Avalanche preferably after banging heroin and dropping in on a n untracked bowl on a day when the mountain top pokes above the clouds
12 years ago
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
Since skydiving without a parachute is taken,

I think it would be badass to be armed to the teeth and go out and get rid of some people in the world that have done bad to other people. Basically like a "Dexter" type person but with that swag of 'The Punisher."

You could help the world out and go out in a blaze of glory.
12 years ago
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
I would want to travel through a black hole. My body would be like a spaghetti noodle.
12 years ago
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mcnamarskiez
Posts: 692 - Karma: 159
lots of heroin and cocaine
12 years ago
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
Dude. No joke that is the exact same way I thought of before I even read your post. Its like were the same man...
12 years ago
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Bogs
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getting beaten to death by a rockstar after hitting on his girlfriend
12 years ago
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