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fupaface
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Who here has been been arrested, what were the charges, and did you have to spend time in jail?

I'll start. A couple of summers ago I was pretty coked out and speeding and drifting around on a dirt road on my way to a festival. There were cops around the corner, they pulled me over and ended up searching my car, found some blow amongst other things. I got arrested but bailed out within 2 days.
Oct 29 2012 3:45PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
I've been arrested twice for possession of a controlled substance (aka ganja), once when i was 17 and again when I was 18. I didn't spend any time in jail though, luckily enough I was with a friend both times and they were able to bail me out. I had to do a combined 75 hours of community service, take a drug awareness class, and pay a $200 dollar fine for both the arrests.

This was when I lived in New Hampshire, where they are not lenient at all on drug charges. I moved to California 3 years ago and haven't had any problems since.
Oct 29 2012 3:50PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
You're* an*
Oct 29 2012 3:50PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I got arrested for back flipping off a cop car over an officer.. They said I was "drunk in public" and "mischief"
Oct 29 2012 3:51PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
this is witty and relevant
Oct 29 2012 3:52PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Exact vid / thread link needed for ultimate emphasis
Oct 29 2012 3:52PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
fuck I was going to post this haha.

I could have been arrested once for about 6 moving violations at once but they were campus police and really cool so they didn't give a fuck and let me off with a warning and a call to my mom (I was 16 and it was her car).
Oct 29 2012 4:02PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
i was wasted on my 20th walking home from the bar with 3 of my buddies and we were changing around letters on signs and moving curbside furniture into the middle of the road , then when the cops came 2 of them ended up running and getting away as me and another friend got tackled we spent the nightt in the drunk tank and charged with vandalism and mischief
Oct 29 2012 4:17PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21678 - Karma: 4,218
hahahahaha Im going to have a solid write up to do
Oct 29 2012 4:19PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
you win some you lose some
Oct 29 2012 4:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Got arrested trying to fight about 20 frat guys on a balcony this summer. Got real loud and obnoxious, apparently told them to come down and I'd show em what's really good. I'm 5'10" and 145lbs.... Ran from the cops in flip flops, hopped a fence, fell over it to my face and chipped a tooth and bloodied my nose. Flip flop got tangled and I tripped, cop got me. Found weed brownies in my pocket I had forgotten about, sent me home charged with possesion of marijuana, minor in consumption, drunk in public, obstruction of justice. Got my papers in the mail today and luckily they aren't charging me with possession and are forwarding it to my home county rather than Whitman County where WSU is located, a fucking 7 hour drive away. That would have been shitty to go to court that far away. Also my parents won't let me visit my bro at WSU anymore which is super shitty.
Oct 29 2012 4:35PM
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Gameday
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When i was a lad I took out my sisters car before I even had my permit for a lil joy ride....we smoked a few bowls and when we went to a forest preserve to smoke a few more a cop started following and claimed I was speeding....i got driving without a license and curfew (could've gotten dui speeding and possession to) when I got to court my lawyer was friends with the prosecutor and they dropped the driving without a license charge so all I had was some fines and 15 hours community service for curfew:-)
Oct 29 2012 5:21PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,804
Who keeps brownies in there pocket? Haha. And threads for theclap's story
Oct 29 2012 5:39PM
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c-fries
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Ok so one time I went to this party and I didn't know it when we were leaving, but my friend had a gun on him (don't ask me why haha). It was a new years eve party and I got pretty messed up, and about ten or fifteen minutes before midnight, I saw the handgun in the back of my buddy's pants. So as the clock struck midnight, I tackled him, pulled out the gun, and fired a few shots into the air. Alright more like the entire clip hahahaha. Obviously I know it was a dumb idea but I was FUCKED UP. Everyone was running and screaming and people called the cops.
When the cops came they asked who fired the gun and everyone pointed at me. I was just thinking like "FUUUUUUK!" because as they searched me they also found a bag of snow even though I swear it wasn't mine and I have no clue how it got into my pocket (I was not exactly my "usual self" that night). Anyway they took me into custody and I had to spend two nights in jail on drug possession, disturbing the peace, and reckless discharge of a firearm. I had to pay a bunch of money in fines and shit and I was put on a house arrest for a few weeks. It sucked a big ol' schlong.
Oct 29 2012 5:54PM
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mmallender.
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story time....
Oct 29 2012 5:58PM
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Laurent.
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I was really drunk one night two years or so ago. And there were patrolling cops who were acting annoying because I couldn't get the combination lock of my bike and they thought I was stealing it, despite the fact that I showed them that my key worked on the other lock. Then one officer touched me by the shoulder and for some reason I pulled this pink flabby dildo out of the inner pocket of my jacket, and slapped him in the face, then six officers were needed to take me down whilst I kept slapping them with my pink flabby dildo. I woke up on the bed of a rather nicely furnished cell, no fine and I even got my pink flabby dildo back.



This is one of my friends with the dildo a year ago, I lost it that day.

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Don't mention the outfit, he lost a bet.
Oct 29 2012 5:58PM
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PJS.
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You're a dumbass.
Oct 29 2012 6:00PM
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roddy116
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i was urban skiing, but i happened to actually be skiing when they saw me. i didnt go downtown but they put me in cuffs and i payed the ticket right there. they thought i was high.
Oct 29 2012 6:02PM
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Juicy-J
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +K omg i just died
Oct 29 2012 6:02PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7817 - Karma: 1,537
Pullman PD. I know probably 10 guys in my house that ended up with MIPs just in this year.
Oct 29 2012 6:04PM
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bo0b
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Do you know Rory Chamberlain? I posted that video of you doing it to facebook.
Oct 29 2012 6:19PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
I almost got charged with a felony on thursday for trespassing at a gym
Me and 3 other friends, two of them booked but me and one other stayed and we got off cause we are too legit to quit
Oct 29 2012 6:24PM
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Flyon
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I really gotta see that video...
Oct 29 2012 7:15PM
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theBearJew
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Yea hes a cool dude.
Oct 29 2012 7:26PM
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bo0b
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Yeah he's my cousin haha, he sent me a message on fb saying to watch the video of you.

Oct 29 2012 7:29PM
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Blurst
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a gram got you that? holy fuck
Oct 29 2012 7:29PM
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Brenone
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Oct 29 2012 7:37PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Lol
Oct 29 2012 7:44PM
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Mag
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@lawrence. This story is alarmingly close to this video. (Can't quote on mobile)
Oct 29 2012 7:50PM
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theabortionator
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That's pretty much brilliant.
Oct 29 2012 7:54PM
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Bodhisattva_
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God damn profilers. I was driving down from the pass after riding this weekend totally sober with no weed in the car. Got pulled over for going 8 over and the first thing he asks after looking at us and asking us where we were from was "an marijuana in the vehicle, any at all? You sure about that?"
Oct 29 2012 8:55PM
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accualyisdolan
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An
Oct 29 2012 10:21PM
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accualyisdolan
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Never been arrested which is funny considering how much dope I've bought. I'm pretty careful tho so idk. Some of my friends are retarded tho, they got arrested cuz they were shooting up in a car in a store parking lot and the clerk saw them and called the po. Like wait till you get home you know?
Oct 29 2012 10:28PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Manufactured Distribution of a Controlled Substance is a School or Park Zone. (8 Hits of LSD)

Driving Under the Influence (.13)

Disturbing the Peace or Public Intox..can't really remember which it was. (Arguing with a cop who was being a bitch - came out of a bar to smoke a cig and the asshole wouldn't let me go back in to get my credit card that the bar had since I had a tab open)

Not some of my finer moments in life...by any means.
Oct 29 2012 10:32PM
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MFM
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spent a night in jail, cellmate tried to roundhouse kick the door open for two hours. Then i pissed in the sink when he was passed out.
Oct 29 2012 10:36PM
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soulskier
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i have my fair share, haha
Oct 29 2012 11:38PM
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theBearJew
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BTW thats not me.
Oct 29 2012 11:42PM
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Jewschoolers
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arrested for first degree robbery. jail for 5 days. plead guilty to a lesser charge. have 30 days of community service left
Oct 29 2012 11:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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or maybe just don't shoot up
Oct 30 2012 1:44AM
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Ski_the_east01
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the picture, the dildo, the story..so many unanswered questions i'm not sure I want the answer to


Oct 30 2012 4:10PM
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speedin
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Went 28 years without being arrested. I was the only one out of all of my friends that hadn't been cuffed. That was until last year. I got pulled over at night because I was "swerving". The cop comes up to my window, and the first thing he says to me is "alright man...wheres the weed". Mind you...I had not smoked any weed in the car, but I had just left my buddies house where I just smoked. I had a gram in my chest pocket of my ski jacket that I was wearing.
So he asks me where the weed is...I tell him I don't know what he is talking about. I expected him to take my license and insurance card, and go back to his car to run my info...allowing me to eat the small nug I had.
But nope.....he pulls me right of the car and says I can either tell him where the weed is...or they are going to bring the dogs and completely tear apart my car, and all of my belongings. I caved in and told him it was in my chest pocket of my ski jacket that I was wearing. It still took him 5 minutes to find the pocket, because I was not allowed to move my hands. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I should have never admitted to anything, he would have never found it on me, and I had nothing in my car
It cost $475 for my car to get towed .4 miles to the local gas station. $500 for my lawyer, $965 in court costs, and 1 year of probation, all for a whopping gram of weed. Spent the whole night in jail for it as well. Nothing like the good ole state of Illinois for you.

Oct 30 2012 4:36PM
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Yardie
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i profile you every time you posed because of your icon
Oct 30 2012 4:44PM
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Flacker
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So badass
Oct 30 2012 4:50PM
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--ski--
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Wow. The American police/justice system seems rather draconian for such petty crimes.
Oct 30 2012 5:07PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Oct 30 2012 8:51PM
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turducken
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Oct 31 2012 2:49AM
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brokaw
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I'm going to leave out a ton of detail but here. A friend and i lit off some fireworks late at night, 20 minutes later a cop drives by and starts to shine his lights on us, so we ran for about 600 yards to a decent sized river in february(both of us are fast cross country kids). Now we look back and there are 4 cop cars shining us with spot lights and 2 cops walking towards us, so being pretty drunk we decide to swim across the river. get to the other side thinking we were safe and there were two cops, turned into a foot race. friend got away, i ran into some trees to hide and they found me. Turns out someone called in the fireworks as shots fired so they swarmed on us, fire fighters came and an ambulance because they thought I was going to get hypothermia. got an MIC and alluding arrest. fun night
Oct 31 2012 3:02AM
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TOUCHE
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When I was 12 we glued 5 cent pieces over all the locks at a mate's school at like 3am, we found a door open and set of a silent alarm. As we were leaving some 'police' just started sprinting at us and screamed "I'll fucking stab you cunts" turns out they were coppers and snatched up my mate.

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Last year after the instructor party at my home mountain (a solid 6 hours of free booze) I was busted doing lines in the pub and had weed on me too. Was supposed to go to court last week (2.5 hrs away) but turns out they told me the wrong date so have to wait till december.



Oct 31 2012 3:23AM
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mauromj7
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Frat at wsu? Assuming delts?...
Oct 31 2012 11:35AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Public indecency, prostitution. It was a helluva night
Oct 31 2012 11:46AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Funniest fuckin shit ever. I lost. The picture made the whole story.
Oct 31 2012 3:24PM
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