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Whats a good comeback to people who say skiing is for fags?

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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
I get it a lot, i ignore it but i feel like flipping a shit on them. Any good combacks?
Oct 28 2012 11:05PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
tell them you railed their sister
Oct 28 2012 11:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
stab them in the fuckin eyeball with your needledick. they'll never fuck with you again
Oct 28 2012 11:06PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
tell them you are sorry and agree
Oct 28 2012 11:06PM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
Sigh... this has to be said.

Pee in their butt
Oct 28 2012 11:07PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Say "I'M GONNA JERK YOU OFF". Somebody post a Blue Mountain State clip for reference.
Oct 28 2012 11:07PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,738
yes the k2 coombacks are good
Oct 28 2012 11:07PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
"It sure is. Who's first in line for the blowjob?"
Oct 28 2012 11:09PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
ask them how they know
Oct 28 2012 11:09PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
ignorant little fucks
Oct 28 2012 11:09PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
well on a more serious note

i usually say shit along the lines of i like being able to move my feet, its a natural motion, i dont sit on my ass and take up space, and everyone else snowboards and sucks at it.

That or just say, "you're right"
Oct 28 2012 11:09PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Be all like 'skiing is for socially aware people who don't use homophobic language!'

or challenge them to a game of toast?
Oct 28 2012 11:10PM
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roor
Posts: 946 - Karma: -80
Shove a ski up their ass and show them the meaning of being a fag
Oct 28 2012 11:10PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
say then the subject will change and most people are self concious about their ranks vahjners
Oct 28 2012 11:12PM
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.skiwi.
Posts: 898 - Karma: 40
I just say that snowboarders act like seals, they sit down for ages and then start hopping around to be able to start
Oct 28 2012 11:12PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
+k all of you, this is some funny shit
Oct 28 2012 11:13PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaaUMOaNshs
Oct 28 2012 11:13PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
You just gotta act like you have a nervous twitch, And when they bother you just put on the twitch and be all like 'mind to business, that's all just mind yo business!' Those bullies should leave you alone after that Ashley
Oct 28 2012 11:15PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Gold.

But the ones that need to talk shit are the ones that suck. Just ignore them. Assuming youre talking about snowboarders.
Oct 28 2012 11:27PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
I know you are but what am I
Oct 28 2012 11:28PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
fling poo at them.
Oct 28 2012 11:29PM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55

"ya well my faggot ass will kick yours all the way down the mountain fuckhead"

then proceed to shitting on face

Oct 28 2012 11:33PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
bullying aint that bad at my school, but when it happens i usually just cuss them out on how little bitch they are then they back out
Oct 28 2012 11:35PM
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.AR6rider.
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palmface.gjp
Oct 28 2012 11:37PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I would say cool i really care what you think I don't see why its a big deal.
Oct 28 2012 11:38PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
hahahaha theres gold everywhere!!!
Oct 28 2012 11:39PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
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Oct 28 2012 11:42PM
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andstuff
Posts: 1118 - Karma: 61
Tried and true solution since the dawn of time.
Oct 28 2012 11:47PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Tell then its true and you just fucked their father in the ass last night and he liked it
Oct 28 2012 11:48PM
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Flacker
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,333
Your moms a fag
Oct 28 2012 11:54PM
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Flacker
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,333
Hell yeah fresh prince of bel air
Oct 28 2012 11:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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yes and with one of these

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Oct 29 2012 12:00AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I usually just say "What makes you say that?". There is literally no good response to that question, and the common response is generally "It just is.", which means you won.
Oct 29 2012 12:06AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
if somebody came up to me and said "skiing is for fags," i probably wouldn't feel the need for a comeback.
Oct 29 2012 12:10AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Maybe you should make your icon a more hoodrat album. Revolutionary, Volume 2 isn't gangster enough.
Oct 29 2012 1:18AM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
here yah go
Oct 29 2012 1:29AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
just say damn straight baby, and then point to one of them and say I got hungry eyes for you sweetie
Oct 29 2012 1:46AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
precisely.
Oct 29 2012 1:51AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Hahah oh I love when people pull that one. I'm gay so I can't really argue with them.
Oct 29 2012 2:01AM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69
If uve seen macgruber, "i will suck your dick. I will let you fuck me. I will let you watch me fuck something. Just tell me what you want me to fuck.." and so on
Oct 29 2012 2:03AM
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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
general comeback:
see that? (point at something about the size of a shoe in the room)
they will say: yeah
then you say- its going up your butt
Oct 29 2012 2:05AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Kill their whole family and make them into chili and meatloaf, and feed it to them.
Oct 29 2012 2:26AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
Revolutionary vol. 2 is a pretty dope album
Oct 29 2012 3:35AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
you agree with him because he is right
Oct 29 2012 3:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Make uncomfortable eye contact and touch his leg
Oct 29 2012 9:09AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Just say I guess you ski then.
Oct 29 2012 9:11AM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
Oct 29 2012 9:49AM
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gusestomp
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Oct 29 2012 10:57AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,738
irrelevant, overused, get a new icon
Oct 29 2012 12:02PM
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wooody
Posts: 70 - Karma: 20
Send them dick pics face included. Also a BMS Tactic
Oct 29 2012 12:04PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Suck his dick

That'l show him

Do it

you wont
Oct 29 2012 12:05PM
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