Replying to So... I Shat my Pants Tonight

I was at this fundraiser for my local hill, and I felt this urge to take a dump. As I descended the stairs to the basement, where the bathroom was, the urge intensified until I could hardly hold it in. I reached the stall and got delayed by my gayassfucking belt, which was taking a long fucking time to get undone. I felt the shit start to slip out and I panicked. I yanked down may pants to sit down, but it was too late. It was awful. The shit was covering my boxers and it was all over the seat. I carefully took off my shoes and pants, cleaned the shit from the stall, and flushed. I then disposed of my underwear and went home.

100% true fucking story.