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That last minute, half ass Halloween costume.

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klayer_9
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All right NS what are some easy last minute Halloween costumes that can be thrown together without throwing down cash moooney, keeping in mind most of us won't be trick or treating but instead be drinking heavily.


Oct 25 2012 9:04PM
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clive_bixby
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the surgeon general. half suregon, half general
Oct 25 2012 9:05PM
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Jewschoolers
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mormon. im assuming most people have dress clothes so throw on a bike helmet and call that shit good
Oct 25 2012 9:06PM
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edai
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smoke a shit ton of weed and youll be too stoned to even remember you not wearing a costume
Oct 25 2012 9:06PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I've decided to be Christopher Walken. I can do a pretty good impression so Im dressing up in a blazer, turtle neck, and white dockers. Hopefully I can find a mask. If I cant ill just be Pablo Escobar or something. Oh and that should cost nothing just need to hit up the 'rents.
I guess what Im saying is find a famous person to be because you can usually get their clothes for next to nothing.
Oct 25 2012 9:07PM
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ski.cats
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fishing vest + hat


Oct 25 2012 9:07PM
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Quinnn
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pedophile, its a great costume and you can also be a creep to pick up girls and if it doesnt work blame it on the costume.
Oct 25 2012 9:11PM
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bangarangmules
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Be a target or walmart employee. Khaki pants/red or blue shirt, and then a name tag. Walkie talkie and earpiece are preferable.
Oct 25 2012 9:13PM
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theBearJew
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I was gonna just wear my soccer uniform and be an Argentina player. But this is so much better.

Im being a mormon tonight.
Oct 25 2012 9:20PM
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yuck
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today my roommates and i finally decided to try and think up an idea. settled on greek/roman gods, easy and fun cuz we can slam wine out of ceramic pitchers. and everyone gets a solid party-friendly persona. ie cupid - god of desire / erotic love. or Dionysus, god of wine and festivals (party god)

should be good
Oct 25 2012 9:21PM
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Straightthuggin
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wear a cravet and put a fake scar on your neck. 7 psychopaths reference
Oct 25 2012 9:23PM
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klayer_9
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Drinking usually makes me forget faster...
Oct 25 2012 9:50PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
redneck!

cut off USA teeshirt
beer logo trucker hat
jean short shorts (which are surprisingly comfortable)
work boots
beercan full of whiskey
beercan full of beer
Oct 25 2012 9:54PM
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edai
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who gives a shit, try meth if it comes down to it.
Oct 25 2012 9:55PM
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CheddarJack
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I just kill myself. It's pretty much an instant forget.
Oct 25 2012 10:19PM
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[hamnuts]
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cat
Oct 25 2012 10:20PM
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zues
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I WAS a jager bomber last year. it was a big hit
Oct 25 2012 10:27PM
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Round-Four
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pics? im curious about this
Oct 25 2012 10:30PM
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zues
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das me

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people thought it was funny, i was shitfaced
Oct 25 2012 10:40PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
This.
Oct 25 2012 10:40PM
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zues
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sick double chin bro
Oct 25 2012 10:41PM
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Leeyum
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Wear a trashbag by poking your head through the middle, put some swim goggles on and tell everyone your the fastest swimmer (trashbag is the broken condom)
Oct 25 2012 10:46PM
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gnarschralped
Posts: 178 - Karma: 123
Be a skier, toque, goggles, jacket, gloves and pack (candy bag)
Oct 25 2012 11:16PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
High top shoes, big sweatshirt unzipped and jeans. Boom, Jesse Pinkman.

Bonus carry around small baggies filled with blue poprocks.
Oct 25 2012 11:32PM
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MNS
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Being a skier is fucking dumb. I'm gonna go to Walmart if I need to. Grab all black clothes. A ton of cheapass glow sticks, use the glow stick liquid to paint a skeleton on my clothes and color my hair. It'd be ok for a quick costume
Oct 25 2012 11:37PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Be a joint. Get construction paper with a green long sleeve shirt and pants. Get stuff at goodwill .
Oct 25 2012 11:37PM
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_Garagely_
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Carl Sagan, turtleneck and a sport coat
Oct 25 2012 11:41PM
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churchill
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haha candy bag

Lumberjack is a easy and sexually provocative costume to toss together last minute. Just make sure you don't come off as a douchbag hipster instead.


Or my personal favorite


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Oct 25 2012 11:42PM
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DirtyDan
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be a minstrel
Oct 26 2012 3:00AM
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Wompuscat
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I decided to be Quail Man at the last minute last weekend for this event thing I had to go to. Put it together in about 20 minutes, and everybody between the ages of 20-28 knew who I was.
Oct 26 2012 3:15AM
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leninlover
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Oct 26 2012 6:06AM
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Bateman
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arent you guys too old to dress up for halloween?
Oct 26 2012 6:23AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Drag.

Pirate.

Zombies is always a mega easy last minute half assed. Put some facepaint and rip up some old clothes.
Oct 26 2012 6:57AM
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Dragonite.
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Put a coat hanger around your neck and tell people you're a failed abortion
Oct 26 2012 7:04AM
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Round-Four
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im going as a mormon missionary tonight
Oct 26 2012 3:52PM
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