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So my roommate is a pretty chill guy, but every single fucking night I deal with the same thing.
About 20 minutes after lights out when I suppose he assumes im asleep, which I never am, he starts fappin away with ever movement amplified from the friction against the sheets. It's so fucking obvious and yet all I can do is close my eyes and pretend its not happening.
I just don't understand how he can't tell how obvious it is.
I just need some sort of clever way of deterring this behaviour, I get it we all whack off, but Location Location Location.