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What Would You Want Your Tombstone to Read?

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Bodhisattva_
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I need funny tombstone sayings for a contest and also I think it owuld make in interesting thread. So go.

Oct 23 2012 1:42PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I like that. But I wouldnt want to quote a harry potter movie on my tombstone.

"He lived,
He died.
That's what happens."

Thats the first thing I thought of.
Oct 24 2012 10:17AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
What is this?
Oct 24 2012 10:18AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
a container for ashes that comes with a tree seed and nutrient mix so your ashes can grow a tree
Oct 24 2012 11:20AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
it aint funny, but i think itd be kinda cool:
"if i fall
if i die
know i lived it to the fullest"
Oct 24 2012 11:49AM
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Zimmerman
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That's pretty cool.
Oct 24 2012 6:16PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
" Here lies Russel T. Jones"

* thats not my name... whoever knows who it is wins
Oct 24 2012 6:18PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
ding! ding! ding!
Oct 24 2012 6:31PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
"We told him Red Bull didn't give him actual wings."
Oct 24 2012 6:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51805 - Karma: 164,311
Please don't take a shit on me.
Oct 24 2012 6:47PM
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J.D.
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Oct 24 2012 7:00PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
"here lies batman"
Oct 24 2012 7:06PM
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theabortionator
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Badass dude. I wouldn't want to piss on that tombstone
Oct 24 2012 7:14PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
"He fucked it, and hucked it."
Oct 24 2012 7:42PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
What a fucking baller. He was 80 years old it's not like he was gonna live to see the US grow as a country on it's own, and he still fought for it. Reminds me of this guy.




Oct 24 2012 7:57PM
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tBatt
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Here Lies Ted
He Died While Eating Pussy

And then there would be my hand print on the headstone, so you could give me a high five as you walked by.
Oct 24 2012 10:17PM
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NotGhood
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Or a picture of bad luck Brian with the caption "was in trouble, forgot to huck for a double."
Oct 24 2012 10:28PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
Here lies Kobe Bryant...he finally passed.

Oct 26 2012 11:14PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,459
"grow marijuana here"
Oct 27 2012 2:56AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Seeking everlasting life through this Hell for what it's worth
Oct 27 2012 10:04AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
"he liked skiing"
Oct 27 2012 11:18AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
He LIKED TURTLES!
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Oct 27 2012 11:22AM
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DrZoidberg
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Pretty sure somebody should get this one

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Oct 27 2012 11:36AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
"they said i could be anything, so i became dirt"
Oct 27 2012 12:42PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
guru yeahhh
Oct 27 2012 7:37PM
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