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What Would You Want Your Tombstone to Read?

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Bodhisattva_
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I need funny tombstone sayings for a contest and also I think it owuld make in interesting thread. So go.

Oct 23 2012 1:42PM
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ILLinoisance
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"You don't afterbang for the camera, you afterbang for yourself."
Oct 23 2012 1:47PM
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NinetyFour
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"Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes," - Albert Einstein Always loves that saying.
Oct 23 2012 1:47PM
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NinetyFour
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Fucking mobile only giving me one space^
Oct 23 2012 1:48PM
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Errl
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"Go now, for there are other worlds than these."
Oct 23 2012 1:50PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Trust me I'M DEAD!
If you want to see for yourself
Dig me up and fuck my corpse.
Oct 23 2012 1:51PM
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Blurst
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Heres to John
Hes dead and gone
Died tragically from a case of an extremely long dong
Oct 23 2012 1:52PM
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Joebin
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"I cant believe I ate the whole thing!"
Oct 23 2012 1:54PM
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LoneRanger
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"you stabbed him, we slabbed him"
Oct 23 2012 2:53PM
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beezey
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Brb haunting people for for resting for eternity
Oct 23 2012 2:54PM
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beezey
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People * before
Oct 23 2012 2:55PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I was looking at famous people's epitaphs and there were some pretty cool ones.

"Here lies a man for whom the world was not enough" - Alexander the Great

"I am prepared to meet my maker, whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill
Oct 23 2012 6:26PM
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Spinoza
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im not sure i would want to be buried with a tombstone all normal like. ill need to think about it.

but if i was it would need to be something either funny or badass, to prevent visitors being sad when they come.

maybe:

"live free or die"

"Brush your shoulder off"

Oct 23 2012 6:30PM
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SkiinTrigga
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YOLO.
Oct 23 2012 6:32PM
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little1337
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Rest in peace Mac
Beloved husband, father and son
We will all miss you
Oct 23 2012 6:34PM
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.Apex.
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"Jump - they said, it'll be fun - they said"
Oct 23 2012 6:34PM
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Puns
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I refuse to have a tombstone made for me
Oct 23 2012 6:34PM
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edai
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Yea me to.

Becuase I'm going to have a fucking castle built.

It's going to have a huge wall and aligators crawling around the marshlands. In the basememnt guarding my tomb they'll be a wolf (kind of the arctic), lion (king of the savanah), and a tiger (king of the jungle).
Oct 23 2012 6:41PM
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Toasty.
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"I put to money under..."
Oct 23 2012 6:45PM
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Spinoza
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because you dont want your family to spend all that money?
Oct 23 2012 6:49PM
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.AR6rider.
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I TOLD them I was allergic to shellfish.
Oct 23 2012 6:49PM
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Puns
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Because I don't want to beg for remembrance. If people want some physical object to remember me by fine there's nothing wrong with them wanting that, but yeah don't spend all that money, use all that energy for something that no one will care about in a likely pretty short time. I also would rather be left out in the middle of the woods to rot and be eaten by animals and trees, so I guess this makes me a dirty hippie... but having my energy directly being turned into energy and used by living creatures is the most beautiful after-lifeesque thing I believe in.
Oct 23 2012 6:56PM
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bananas
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i will leave some gps coordinates to a hidden box, that box will lead to another box and it will never end.
Oct 23 2012 7:14PM
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Spinoza
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same i think,

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untiil some kid comes and finds my skull and is traumatized
Oct 23 2012 7:16PM
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Puns
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yeah whatever they can deal with it :P
Oct 23 2012 7:18PM
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Anathema
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here once laid the now zombie who is going to eat your face off in your sleep
Oct 23 2012 7:20PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Here lies the sexgod... not gay
Oct 23 2012 8:08PM
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daannnnieel
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i'm actually alive

please send help
Oct 23 2012 9:21PM
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GuacamoleMane
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write it on my tombstone, i was stoned nigguh, dont remember me as a wanna be lean sippin niguh
Oct 23 2012 9:24PM
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rickroller
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"hey hey hey smoke weed every day?"
Oct 23 2012 9:26PM
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Errl
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I was watching a TED talk about this lady that has made suits made of fungal spores to speed up our decomposition. They also help because due to some of the chemicals we ingest nowadays, our decomposition is somewhat toxic and they help to filter out the toxins that may be left behind. Or something along those lines, 'twas a while ago.
Oct 23 2012 9:30PM
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Puns
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that's sweet mushrooms are badass. I've heard of having a tree planted in a mix of ashes that it uses to grow, that seems like a nice spot to remember someone, under a tree made from some of them
Oct 23 2012 9:32PM
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AwR
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"the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”
Oct 23 2012 9:34PM
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CaelW
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I'm not dead I'm right behind you... Jk made you look
Oct 23 2012 9:35PM
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*SID*
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"I told you I was sick."
Oct 23 2012 9:36PM
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EricaMN.
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Look at me now, I'm a fucking tree
Oct 23 2012 9:40PM
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Pikachu.
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hold my beer
Oct 23 2012 9:44PM
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EricaMN.
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Oct 23 2012 9:46PM
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Mag
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"I can jump that far"
Oct 23 2012 10:05PM
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Aidan-G
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Dedicated husband, loving son, and one helluva serial rapist
Oct 23 2012 10:12PM
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roddy116
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he never found chads gap
Oct 23 2012 10:18PM
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Rafiki
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"fuck the police" - Eleanor Roosevelt
Oct 23 2012 10:19PM
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NotGhood
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"what are you looking at? keep walking fatty."
Oct 23 2012 10:21PM
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Chundr
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Time Capsule

2012-2020

open for treasures and shit

Oct 23 2012 10:24PM
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Errl
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That's actually really awesome. I think maybe that's how'd like to be "remembered"

Oct 23 2012 11:02PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Found another amusing one in my search.

"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."
Oct 24 2012 1:02AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Found another amusing one in my search.

"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."
Oct 24 2012 1:03AM
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TechnoPotamus
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"I may be dead and gone and no longer kickin, but I'm still too drunk to taste this chicken." -Colonel Sanders
Oct 24 2012 8:52AM
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gotti
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-Jack Kerouac, On The Road

I love this quote.
Oct 24 2012 10:03AM
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Daph
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mischief managed
Oct 24 2012 10:09AM
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Petey.
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This. Or your username.
Oct 24 2012 10:12AM
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