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I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

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JAHBRADOR
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i just turned my oven on at 3am after a night out (v.drunk/cunted) to have a snack, do not let me fall asleep and forget to turn it off.
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Woah, I could have sworn I just commented in this thread. Regardless, WE MIGHT HAVE TIME GET A FIRE AXE!
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
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I love this site.
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
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wait whats happening?
12 years ago
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Bill.Nye
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OP is dead
12 years ago
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Oven to blame
12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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.....so its 8am, i have risen from the firey inferno that is my kitchen floor, the oven IS STILL ON. Luckily the pizza is still next to me on the floor.

Newschoolers, you have done your job, by some devine power, you made me stop on the brink of death and fall asleep.

For this miracle, EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED GETs KARMA.

Peace and Love.

JAHBRADOR
12 years ago
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-ShredTheGnar-
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Lucky, I once tried to cook a pie drunk, set the oven to grill by accident... set pie on fire

housemate woke up to smoke in the kitchen... found me passed out on the floor.. needless to say the pie was no more and we had to get a new oven.....
12 years ago
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1337
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HE RISES FROM THE DEAD!
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Darth.Maul
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HE LIVES!!!

/internethigh5's to everyone!
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
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Love your username
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SickJib_Brit
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Welcome back to life muthafucka! But in all seriousness... Where the hell could it be 8 am already?! Its not even 1 here..
12 years ago
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Jblz
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anti climactic thread is anti.... something
12 years ago
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CheddarJack
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HE'S RISEN! Click for larger image
12 years ago
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.Tom.
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Hollywood, get on this stat. I see a record breaking blockbuster in the making.

"The Rise of the Phoenix" or some shit like that.
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captainslack
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Last week i came back to my flatmate asleep in his room with a pizza in the oven.

Pizza was cooked to perfection so i munched it right down. Flatmate woke up the next morning scared shitless about leaving the oven on to find everything was off and no pizza.

I got a free pizza at 3am and he thanked me for turning the oven off. win-win
12 years ago
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rzarector
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you're kidding right?
12 years ago
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SickJib_Brit
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Yes. I wanted to see who would take that seriously. You passed the test with flying fucking colours.
:D
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NinetyFour
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JAHBRADOR, what was the snack? Pizza?
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Puns
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fuck yes
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SpaghettiWizard
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Nobody should ever let this happen again.
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NinetyFour
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Serious penalties if we do.
12 years ago
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SickJib_Brit
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Guillotine.
12 years ago
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Peter.
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this thread is a solid example of how great NS is
12 years ago
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SpaghettiWizard
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oven to blame
12 years ago
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crab_pretzel
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savin lives. every day
12 years ago
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whipple
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HAHAHAHA this is amazing
12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Still alive.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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You're a fucking mess, bro.
11 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
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I AM TALKING LIKE TANNER HALL
11 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
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already changed my sig
11 years ago
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theBearJew
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We did all we could. Oven to blame.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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No you aren't
11 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Wow NS saved a life once
5 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Turd__AuthorityWow NS saved a life once


Lots of firsts on NS for me: first time having my life saved, first kiss, first meme, first time busting a nut on tinychat thanks to hippy, jane6 and minggs' boobs. The list could go on forever.
5 years ago
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Mixy
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JAHBRADORLots of firsts on NS for me: first time busting a nut




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5 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3139 - Karma: 18,573
little1337

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how could i forget my first prom date. still solid 7 would recommend to a friend
5 years ago
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OregonDead
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don't forget and fall asleep OP you could start a fire
I hope that you are not to drunked to member
5 years ago
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