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I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

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JAHBRADOR
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i just turned my oven on at 3am after a night out (v.drunk/cunted) to have a snack, do not let me fall asleep and forget to turn it off.
Oct 19 2012 10:01PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Woah, I could have sworn I just commented in this thread. Regardless, WE MIGHT HAVE TIME GET A FIRE AXE!
Oct 20 2012 2:38AM
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LoathesRaisins
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I love this site.
Oct 20 2012 2:38AM
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MothaHucker
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wait whats happening?
Oct 20 2012 2:49AM
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Bill.Nye
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OP is dead
Oct 20 2012 3:22AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Oven to blame
Oct 20 2012 3:23AM
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JAHBRADOR
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.....so its 8am, i have risen from the firey inferno that is my kitchen floor, the oven IS STILL ON. Luckily the pizza is still next to me on the floor.

Newschoolers, you have done your job, by some devine power, you made me stop on the brink of death and fall asleep.

For this miracle, EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED GETs KARMA.

Peace and Love.

JAHBRADOR
Oct 20 2012 3:24AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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Lucky, I once tried to cook a pie drunk, set the oven to grill by accident... set pie on fire

housemate woke up to smoke in the kitchen... found me passed out on the floor.. needless to say the pie was no more and we had to get a new oven.....
Oct 20 2012 3:28AM
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1337
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HE RISES FROM THE DEAD!
Oct 20 2012 3:36AM
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Darth.Maul
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HE LIVES!!!

/internethigh5's to everyone!
Oct 20 2012 3:40AM
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Aidan-G
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Love your username
Oct 20 2012 3:44AM
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SickJib_Brit
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Welcome back to life muthafucka! But in all seriousness... Where the hell could it be 8 am already?! Its not even 1 here..
Oct 20 2012 3:45AM
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Jblz
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anti climactic thread is anti.... something
Oct 20 2012 4:02AM
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CheddarJack
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HE'S RISEN! Click for larger image
Oct 20 2012 8:09AM
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.Tom.
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Hollywood, get on this stat. I see a record breaking blockbuster in the making.

"The Rise of the Phoenix" or some shit like that.
Oct 20 2012 8:16AM
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captainslack
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Last week i came back to my flatmate asleep in his room with a pizza in the oven.

Pizza was cooked to perfection so i munched it right down. Flatmate woke up the next morning scared shitless about leaving the oven on to find everything was off and no pizza.

I got a free pizza at 3am and he thanked me for turning the oven off. win-win
Oct 20 2012 12:04PM
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rzarector
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you're kidding right?
Oct 20 2012 12:21PM
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SickJib_Brit
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Yes. I wanted to see who would take that seriously. You passed the test with flying fucking colours.
:D
Oct 20 2012 10:38PM
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NinetyFour
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JAHBRADOR, what was the snack? Pizza?
Oct 21 2012 1:23AM
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Puns
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fuck yes
Oct 21 2012 1:31AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Nobody should ever let this happen again.
Oct 21 2012 1:33AM
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NinetyFour
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Serious penalties if we do.
Oct 21 2012 1:37AM
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SickJib_Brit
Posts: 824 - Karma: 151
Guillotine.
Oct 21 2012 2:27AM
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Peter.
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this thread is a solid example of how great NS is
Oct 21 2012 2:30AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
oven to blame
Oct 21 2012 2:52AM
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crab_pretzel
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savin lives. every day
Oct 21 2012 2:53AM
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whipple
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HAHAHAHA this is amazing
Oct 21 2012 2:57AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Still alive.
Oct 30 2013 10:28AM
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GayWolf420
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You're a fucking mess, bro.
Oct 30 2013 10:30AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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I AM TALKING LIKE TANNER HALL
Oct 30 2013 10:44AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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already changed my sig
Oct 30 2013 10:49AM
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theBearJew
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We did all we could. Oven to blame.
Oct 30 2013 11:59AM
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theabortionator
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No you aren't
Oct 30 2013 12:23PM
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WoFIowz
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Wow NS saved a life once
Apr 3 2020 9:27PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 16,976
Turd__AuthorityWow NS saved a life once


Lots of firsts on NS for me: first time having my life saved, first kiss, first meme, first time busting a nut on tinychat thanks to hippy, jane6 and minggs' boobs. The list could go on forever.
Apr 3 2020 9:54PM
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little1337
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JAHBRADORLots of firsts on NS for me: first time busting a nut




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Apr 3 2020 10:08PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 16,976
little1337

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how could i forget my first prom date. still solid 7 would recommend to a friend
Apr 3 2020 10:12PM
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OregonDead
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don't forget and fall asleep OP you could start a fire
I hope that you are not to drunked to member
Apr 4 2020 12:51AM
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