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I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

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JAHBRADOR
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i just turned my oven on at 3am after a night out (v.drunk/cunted) to have a snack, do not let me fall asleep and forget to turn it off.
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iFlip
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
GUYS! FUCK! WE'RE FAILING WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

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EVERYONE TALK LOUD SO HE DOESNT GET TIRED
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Sophistication.
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jhkfhdsflahfksfhgd
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
FUCK OP, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
hopefully this'll keep you up. Just don't stare at it too long, cuz you'll probably end up passing out from a seizure. Then it would've yielded the complete wrong result.
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Pikachu.
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sorgfoidugbvosdmufhgcnuyhbnmgfcb gosfvosnbf

i died
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TACO-DOG.exe
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WAKE THE FUCK OP. YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE SO YOU CAN HAVE THAT DELICIOUS SNACK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL NIGHT.
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Alistair.
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British?
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
SHIETTTTTTT

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CheddarJack
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FUUAAACKKKK

GET BACK ON JAHBRADOR!
LOG ON TO NS SO WE KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE!
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
well, at least we know we tried :'(

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Bill.Nye
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Well, he's dead.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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tomorrows headlines:

house burned down with owner inside, alcohol involved.
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1337
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oven to blame
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edai
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crab_pretzel
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*ns
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Bill.Nye
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"Owner survives, only injury 2 broken ankles"
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1337
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sw cork 9 to blame
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Ribss.
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Yeah he died.
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1337
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i can't blame anything with such a vague statement
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CheddarJack
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RIP JAHBRADOR

MAY 11, 2010 - OCTOBER 20, 2012
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Bill.Nye
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Blame the chemikals
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
Blame it on the Al-al-alcohol
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Dragonite.
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So will the headstone say "JAHBRADOR" or "OP"?
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Mr.Sloth
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That's that happens when they get up your butt
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Jake...
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threads for how this plays out
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sagaskier1967
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this
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Mister.F
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NOOOO!! Hopefully its an electric oven and he didnt make totinos pizza rolls
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!

^this will SURELY wake him up
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Spinoza
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKED!!!
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Spinoza
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IT'S LN FIRE -THE HOUSE
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Mixy
Posts: 8352 - Karma: 50,311
FUCK THIS SHIT!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

FUCK SHIT, WAKE UP

SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIIIIIIIT
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Spinoza
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1337's do you share the same computer?
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
no, he's on his laptop upstairs

but I'm telling on him for swearing. MOOOOMMMMMM
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Spinoza
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Hahaha
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Spinoza
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Hearts don't worn on mobile fuck that shit (insert heart here and on previous 2 posts)
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TRASHY.
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really jamjam? tattle tale
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
nah, he's a bro

just brought him some totinos pizza rolls
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
alright so we can really assume hes dead now
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BlackCupid
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He was so young
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Bill.Nye
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He's a mod, they're the narcs of the internet.

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Peter.
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THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
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Kucher
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yo dude, turn off that toaster oven man
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SacZiplock
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HIS ROOF IS ON FIYA !
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ha, my old roommate did this a couple of times. woke up to an apartment full of smoke with a hockey puck/remnants of a tombstone pizza in the oven.
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SickJib_Brit
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Oh my god hes dead! :O
But threads to see what his reaction is... If he isn't dead...
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penguin_steeze
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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NinetyFour
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If his karma graph is any resemblance of his pulse... He just might be alive.
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Darth.Maul
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Apparently the oven was blown up by officials during the incident. Now it is nowhere to be found.
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
alta ski patrol to blame
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