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I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

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JAHBRADOR
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i just turned my oven on at 3am after a night out (v.drunk/cunted) to have a snack, do not let me fall asleep and forget to turn it off.
Oct 19 2012 10:01PM
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iFlip
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Oct 19 2012 10:02PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,224
GUYS! FUCK! WE'RE FAILING WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

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EVERYONE TALK LOUD SO HE DOESNT GET TIRED
Oct 19 2012 10:06PM
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Sophistication.
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jhkfhdsflahfksfhgd
Oct 19 2012 10:07PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,224
FUCK OP, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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Oct 19 2012 10:09PM
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CheddarJack
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hopefully this'll keep you up. Just don't stare at it too long, cuz you'll probably end up passing out from a seizure. Then it would've yielded the complete wrong result.
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Oct 19 2012 10:09PM
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Pikachu.
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sorgfoidugbvosdmufhgcnuyhbnmgfcb gosfvosnbf

i died
Oct 19 2012 10:10PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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WAKE THE FUCK OP. YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE SO YOU CAN HAVE THAT DELICIOUS SNACK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL NIGHT.
Oct 19 2012 10:11PM
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Alistair.
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British?
Oct 19 2012 10:11PM
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1337
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SHIETTTTTTT

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Oct 19 2012 10:12PM
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CheddarJack
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FUUAAACKKKK

GET BACK ON JAHBRADOR!
LOG ON TO NS SO WE KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE!
Oct 19 2012 10:13PM
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1337
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well, at least we know we tried :'(

Oct 19 2012 10:17PM
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Bill.Nye
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Well, he's dead.
Oct 19 2012 10:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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tomorrows headlines:

house burned down with owner inside, alcohol involved.
Oct 19 2012 10:35PM
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1337
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oven to blame
Oct 19 2012 10:36PM
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edai
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Oct 19 2012 10:38PM
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crab_pretzel
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*ns
Oct 19 2012 10:39PM
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Bill.Nye
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"Owner survives, only injury 2 broken ankles"
Oct 19 2012 10:41PM
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1337
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sw cork 9 to blame
Oct 19 2012 10:43PM
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Ribss.
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Yeah he died.
Oct 19 2012 10:50PM
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1337
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i can't blame anything with such a vague statement
Oct 19 2012 10:50PM
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CheddarJack
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RIP JAHBRADOR

MAY 11, 2010 - OCTOBER 20, 2012
Oct 19 2012 10:52PM
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Bill.Nye
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Blame the chemikals
Oct 19 2012 10:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,224
Blame it on the Al-al-alcohol
Oct 19 2012 10:54PM
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Dragonite.
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So will the headstone say "JAHBRADOR" or "OP"?
Oct 19 2012 10:55PM
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Mr.Sloth
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That's that happens when they get up your butt
Oct 19 2012 10:55PM
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Jake...
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threads for how this plays out
Oct 19 2012 11:20PM
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sagaskier1967
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this
Oct 19 2012 11:33PM
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Mister.F
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NOOOO!! Hopefully its an electric oven and he didnt make totinos pizza rolls
Oct 19 2012 11:52PM
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1337
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I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!

^this will SURELY wake him up
Oct 19 2012 11:54PM
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Spinoza
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKED!!!
Oct 19 2012 11:58PM
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Spinoza
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IT'S LN FIRE -THE HOUSE
Oct 20 2012 12:03AM
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little1337
Posts: 8238 - Karma: 47,801
FUCK THIS SHIT!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

FUCK SHIT, WAKE UP

SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIIIIIIIT
Oct 20 2012 12:14AM
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Spinoza
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1337's do you share the same computer?
Oct 20 2012 12:17AM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,224
no, he's on his laptop upstairs

but I'm telling on him for swearing. MOOOOMMMMMM
Oct 20 2012 12:18AM
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Spinoza
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Hahaha
Oct 20 2012 12:19AM
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Spinoza
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Hearts don't worn on mobile fuck that shit (insert heart here and on previous 2 posts)
Oct 20 2012 12:20AM
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TRASHY.
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really jamjam? tattle tale
Oct 20 2012 12:21AM
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1337
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nah, he's a bro

just brought him some totinos pizza rolls
Oct 20 2012 12:27AM
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Jblz
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alright so we can really assume hes dead now
Oct 20 2012 12:41AM
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BlackCupid
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He was so young
Oct 20 2012 12:44AM
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Bill.Nye
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He's a mod, they're the narcs of the internet.

Oct 20 2012 12:44AM
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Peter.
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THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
Oct 20 2012 12:44AM
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Kucher
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yo dude, turn off that toaster oven man
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Oct 20 2012 12:47AM
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SacZiplock
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HIS ROOF IS ON FIYA !
Oct 20 2012 12:59AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ha, my old roommate did this a couple of times. woke up to an apartment full of smoke with a hockey puck/remnants of a tombstone pizza in the oven.
Oct 20 2012 2:10AM
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SickJib_Brit
Posts: 824 - Karma: 151
Oh my god hes dead! :O
But threads to see what his reaction is... If he isn't dead...
Oct 20 2012 2:12AM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Oct 20 2012 2:13AM
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NinetyFour
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If his karma graph is any resemblance of his pulse... He just might be alive.
Oct 20 2012 2:18AM
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Darth.Maul
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Apparently the oven was blown up by officials during the incident. Now it is nowhere to be found.
Oct 20 2012 2:21AM
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1337
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alta ski patrol to blame
Oct 20 2012 2:25AM
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