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Toast before taking a shot.

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GNARZILLA
Posts: 172 - Karma: 132
When I used to party like pornstar, I had a roommate who always said a toast before taking a shot, most of them were awesome and many great memories were made. Do you guys have any toast or sayings before you take a shot?

Here's to you, and here's to me.....
Forever friends, we shall be....
But if we should ever disagree....
FUCK YOU and here's to me


Oct 18 2012 12:48PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
This will be my toast from here on out
Oct 18 2012 6:50PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 1,205
soggy toast?
Oct 18 2012 6:53PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Here's to the boys who fear no noise.
We seldom shit our britches.
We banged our cocks upon the rocks,
And screamed like sons of bitches.
Oct 18 2012 6:56PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
we used one like this during games when someone was stalling:

why are we waiting
he must be masturbating
now drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink

or as soon as someone cracks open a beer:

I like to drink with charlie (or any name)
cause charlie is my mate
and when i drink with charlie
he drinks it down in
8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1
Oct 18 2012 7:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
as a joke

'here's to the nights we will never remember with the people we'll never forget'


Oct 18 2012 7:17PM
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partywithsloots
Posts: 62 - Karma: 14
threads
Oct 19 2012 2:13AM
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PurpleReign
Posts: 148 - Karma: 90
Here's to Hell! May our stay there be as fun as our way there!

The the women we've met, to the women we've fucked. Here's to all that have had no such luck!

I offered my honor. She honored my offer. And all night long it was honor and offer!

I'm curious to see whether or not anyone else has any singing traditions. Anyone else sing "Here's to Brother..." or "Dr. Killabrew"?
Oct 19 2012 3:06AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
lol no pinkname posts. too much degradation of women in this thread
Oct 19 2012 11:51AM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 494
always to satan yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Oct 19 2012 12:02PM
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steve0
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 1,341

Dance Like Nobody's Watching...

Love like you've never been hurt...

Fuck like you're being filmed...

and drink like an Irishman!

Oct 19 2012 12:17PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
heres to the girl with the little red shoes,
she smokes all your cigarettes and drinks all your booze,
she lost her cherry but that aint no sin,
she still has the box her cherry came in.
Oct 19 2012 2:08PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I pray to the lord up high in heaven
That I won't fuck a solid seven
But if I do just let me be
For I will fill her butt with pee
Oct 19 2012 3:24PM
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49566738265
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To our wives and our mistresses......may they never meet.

And my favorite go to toast:

"Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms, two things I don't fuck with."
Oct 19 2012 5:58PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Wu tang and condoms?
Oct 19 2012 6:18PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 218
heres to the girl with the little red shoes.
she spent my money, she drank my booze.
she's lost her cherry, but thats no sin.
she still has the box her cherry came in.
Oct 19 2012 6:36PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
hahahahahahaha
Oct 19 2012 6:38PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Here's to brother... is fucking great. I've always done it as "Hail to Brother..." but it's the same concept.
Oct 19 2012 6:43PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
Threads
Oct 19 2012 8:04PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
LET'S GET WIRED
Oct 19 2012 8:22PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
we pour this booze and drink this booze
because we think its yummy
so over the tongue
and down the throat
to party in our tummies
Oct 19 2012 8:56PM
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1337
Posts: 31073 - Karma: 29,605
I can drink to this
Oct 19 2012 9:00PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,914
This is to fire,
Not the fire that burns down houses and shanties...
But the fire that pulls down trousers and panties!
Oct 19 2012 9:04PM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
we drink whiskey with the best of them, wine with the gentlemen, beers with the rest of them, but we love our (insert random group) men. we are the best girls. we drink whiskey, water, wine, and soda pop. party til we never stop, see us at the bars a lot. when we do it. we're always on top. we are the best girls. MORE BEER!
Oct 19 2012 9:24PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
wanna fuck
Oct 21 2012 2:26AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Here's to those who wish us well, and all the rest can go to hell. Proceed to dance.
Oct 21 2012 2:28AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
I like this
Oct 21 2012 2:46AM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
I don't know how everyone missed this, but it is golden! I don't drink but if I did, this would be one of my toasts.
Oct 21 2012 2:56AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
My threads.

I dont have anything creative, just "cheers" and "Slainte"
Oct 21 2012 5:42AM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700

Here's TOOOOO

Guns that shoot straight

Parachutes that inflate

And girls that fuck on the first date!!!

Oct 21 2012 10:19AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
"Hope you can't taste the arsenic
Oct 21 2012 10:23AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
this is kind of a stupid story, but i was wasted with my brother and a couple friends at a local bar and we run into a teacher that a couple of us had back in high school. My decides brother buys a round of shots for all of us, and asks me to give the toast. so i yell out, "to post-mature abortions" and we all drank to it, including our teacher. After we took our shots, the teacher asked me what i meant by "post-mature abortions". and i explained that it would be for the unsure parent, a little test run to see whether or not they actually will enjoy having the kid. the limit would be maybe around three or four years old" the teacher gave me the most disgusted look i have ever received in my entire life and left the bar shortly afterwords.

other toasts i use are

to AIDS
to starving African children
Juggling Midgets
Pregnant teens
ect

pretty much anything that people will blindly drink to and then say "what the fuck did i just drink to?" right afterwords
Oct 21 2012 11:10AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
hahahahhaha I like this one.
Oct 21 2012 12:22PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
cant really contribute because i have never been big on generic toasts before a shot... usually just pour one out for the homies every once in a while.
Oct 21 2012 12:29PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
i believe its,

Roses are red
Violets are whatever...
Blowjob?
Oct 21 2012 12:46PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 461
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Oct 21 2012 12:47PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Heard this one at a century club once, "to bitches and hoes, may we never confuse the two."
Oct 21 2012 12:48PM
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49566738265
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That's awesome, love it.
Oct 21 2012 12:49PM
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