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Toast before taking a shot.

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GNARZILLA
Posts: 172 - Karma: 132
When I used to party like pornstar, I had a roommate who always said a toast before taking a shot, most of them were awesome and many great memories were made. Do you guys have any toast or sayings before you take a shot?

Here's to you, and here's to me.....
Forever friends, we shall be....
But if we should ever disagree....
FUCK YOU and here's to me


Oct 18 2012 12:48PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
On and off for cheers when im with my friends. The only time i always cheers is when i buy a shot for a chick I'm hitting on. I have a couple good cheers and girls just eat up.
Oct 18 2012 12:50PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Oct 18 2012 12:51PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
"Here's to those that can't be here with us."

Covers a lot of bases.
Oct 18 2012 12:52PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
"Here's to the women we remember and the nights we forget"
Oct 18 2012 12:58PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Shotgun time my toast is

Feel the rhythm
Feel the rhyme
One, two, three
Its shotgun time!
Oct 18 2012 1:02PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
here's to honor
get on her, stay on her
and if you can't cum in her, cum on her
Oct 18 2012 1:06PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
A few of my favorites that I can recall from my nights of burning down many a town...



Here's to the breezes,
That blow through the treeses,
The lifts the skirts,
Above the Kneeses,
That shows the spot,
That teases, pleases, and spreads diseases
Oh Jesus!
What a snatch!
Down the hatch!



Here's to the women that wear white shoes
They smoke our dope, they drink our booze
That may have lost their cherry, but that's no sin
Cuz us guys still got the box that they cherry came in.



Here's to Honor
To gettin' on her
And stayin' on her
And if she won't let you come in her,
Come on her!

Here's to the women
We love the best
We've fucked 'em naked
We've fucked 'em dressed
We've fucked 'em standin'
We've fucked 'em lyin'
And if they had wings
We'd fuck 'em flyin'.
And when they're dead
And long forgotten,
We'll dig 'em up,
And fuck 'em rotten!


Oct 18 2012 1:08PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Here's to honor. Getting honor, staying honor, and if you cant come in her, come honor.
Oct 18 2012 1:10PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
I would always toast

"cheers to queers which makes more bitches for the rest of us"
Oct 18 2012 1:13PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
before a night of bar hopping

were all single and broke,
and hardly get paid a dime,
heres to another night we forget,
but i hope we get laid this time...
Oct 18 2012 1:13PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
this is good. gotta remember this
Oct 18 2012 1:13PM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
I was thinking of the game "toast"... This just got a little weird...
Oct 18 2012 1:16PM
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Furrer92
Posts: 784 - Karma: 341
"May your children be strong and male."
Oct 18 2012 1:17PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
da fuq bro

and i actually heard it at a party that the ski team threw at penn state haha
Oct 18 2012 1:19PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Ive never eaten toast before taking a shot, ill have to try it sometime.
Oct 18 2012 1:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
by the looks of it, it's one of the most popular toasts there are.
Oct 18 2012 1:24PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
i like it.
Oct 18 2012 1:52PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
1, 2, 3, dickkkkkered.

but im from canada eh so we might not know what all this shot toasting is all aboot.
Oct 18 2012 1:55PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
Haha I'm lovin these more more!
Oct 18 2012 2:05PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
hahahahahahaha
Oct 18 2012 2:08PM
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Kman000
Posts: 93 - Karma: 14
Their is starships and battleships but no ships like friendships. Friends we shall ever be and if we shall ever disagree. Fuck you. Heres to me.
Oct 18 2012 2:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
By the look of these I would definitely believe you have burned down a town or two. Well done sir.
Oct 18 2012 2:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51505 - Karma: 160,843
Live
Laugh
Love
CHUGGG!!!!!!


Jesus please bless this alcohol I'm going to put into by body. Help me to get nice and drunk, and find a good slut to blow my load in.
Oct 18 2012 2:47PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Im usually just like

YOLO
Oct 18 2012 2:52PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Threads. Some of these are really good
Oct 18 2012 2:55PM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,304
This
Oct 18 2012 2:57PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
for threads!
Oct 18 2012 3:02PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
Slainte!
Oct 18 2012 3:05PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
my go-to is honor

Here's to honor
Here's to getting honor
Here's to staying honor
And if you can't come in her...
Come on her!
Oct 18 2012 3:07PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
I'm with Seward, what's going on here? It is only under special circumstances that I have/ would do this
Oct 18 2012 3:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
A couple of others...

Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me
Suck me, fuck me, very slowly
If you kiss me,
don't be hasty
Use your tongue,
and make it tasty!


If the river was made of alcohol
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And drink my way up.
But since the river's not made of alcohol,
And I'm not a duck,
Let's take these shots,
And get fucked up!

(You can obviously change river with lake, ocean, etc....whatever body of water happens to be near you. In my case, it's a river since there's two of them in town.)


Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to all the ho's we see
I might not get one
but that's alright
I've still got my hand
at the end of the night!

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
To the best of friends,
That friend can be.
And if one day,
We disagree,
Then FUCK YOU,
And here's to me!

Oct 18 2012 3:20PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
before shotgunning, we always "tits and ass" the beers, (tap the tops together and then the bottoms), then say "ready set BRO" and shotgun.
oh and if you can't renegade, you're a pussy
Oct 18 2012 3:29PM
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-wakes-
Posts: 358 - Karma: 201
To staying positive and testing negative


Heres to the girl in the shiny red shoes
that spends all my money and drinks all my booze
she aint got her cherry, but thats not a sin
cuz shes still got the box her cherry came in
Oct 18 2012 3:35PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142

This past year?

"Here's to Sarah."

Oct 18 2012 3:40PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
At family dinners my grandpa busts out the schnapps and we toast and say skull.
Oct 18 2012 3:43PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Here's to living single and drinking double.
Oct 18 2012 4:10PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
**Here's to being single, sleeping double, and drinking triple!
Oct 18 2012 4:24PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
this one we did at a camp i worked at. we would all yell the toast, slap the table then take the shot.

we drink, we smoke
we fuck, we poke
we live our life like a fucking joke
we're the maples boys
and we're on the hunt again

you can substitute anything in for maples, that was just the house we lived in
Oct 18 2012 4:26PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Oct 18 2012 4:28PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
congratulations, you shortened a tuckermax toast

http://www.myauntishot.com/2009/funny/five-drinking-toasts-you-need-to-know
Oct 18 2012 4:30PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
If I am hammered with my friends I have been known to throw up the glass and yell "This is for all the fallen blacks in LA"

But If am sober and being more serious I like

"Here's to us and those like us"

"May the wind be at your back, the sun on your face, and let the drift of destiny take you where you're going"



Oct 18 2012 4:57PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i say this every time:

The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew
Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

every time.
Oct 18 2012 5:02PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
lost
Oct 18 2012 5:15PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Simple but good.
Oct 18 2012 5:53PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
We get more bitches, thank the queers, let's get fucked up, and have some beers
Oct 18 2012 5:55PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38

The greatest toast
Oct 18 2012 6:19PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Just remembered one form College:

Up to it, down to it
We drink cause we're used to it
so fuck those who don't do it
And drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!

>Proceed to get plastered
Oct 18 2012 6:27PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Salud
Oct 18 2012 6:33PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
This ones for satan

Or Fuck Blatt
Oct 18 2012 6:35PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258

Here’s to cheating, fighting, stealing and drinking.

If you cheat, may you cheat death

If you fight, may it be alongside your brother

If you steal, may you steal a women’s heart

And if you drink, may you drink with me



Oct 18 2012 6:38PM
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