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Whats the deal with STDs in Whistler?

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the604
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i keep hearing its the STD capital of Canada, and that the golden rule is to stay away from anyone with an accent.

does anyone have any comments or anything regarding this subject?
Im interested to see what the consensus of fellow riders is

stories are acceptable

touchy subject, but one that i feel people like myself should know about!!

haha


13 years ago
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maximiliaan
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std's can be healed, so dont cry on here just fuck around as much as you can
13 years ago
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straightlining
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Problem solved
13 years ago
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Spicy.Cat
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My bad
13 years ago
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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haha, i was just talking about this because the HOTTEST girl I've ever known is moving to whistler this year, and she's just turned 18 this year.
13 years ago
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bo0b
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Everywhere claims to be the STD capital of Canada. I've heard it about where I live, Calgary, Edmonton, It's probably not true.
13 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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well, according to the all mighty Google, Banff, AB, Canada is the STD capital of Canada. So idk....
13 years ago
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Petey.
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cake?
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proZach
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Herpes can't be cured. Siphylis gonorrhea and chlamydia can by antibiotics
13 years ago
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wait.what
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Alberta in general is the Syphilis capital of North America... l o l
13 years ago
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daannnnieel
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fake nipple?
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CheddarJack
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Well those are STIs.
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deleted5
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any ski town has a ton of std's, you have about 1 girl for every ten guys and everyone sleeps with everyone. i was talking to my doctor in breck and he told me something like 35-40% of people in summit county have an std.
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the604
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im surprised, and happy, to see that NSG took this thread seriously!!

i didnt know that most STDs could be cured, so that's relieving!
i better not get fucking herpes.

HIV is female only, right?
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Yes. So since all the other STIs are curable and HIV is female only you don't even need condoms!
13 years ago
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MNS
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tons in whistler
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TRASHY.
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Best advice i've ever heard regarding males and STIs.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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I do what I can to help other people and give them the best advice possible in these situations. It's not something to joke around about.
13 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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just stay away from those Aussie chicks. So like 90% of girls in Whistler.
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qbehr
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WRAP IT OR FAP IT!

we all know that it feels much better without the rubber, but if you want to save yourself the trouble wear a condom
13 years ago
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Dr.Dickless
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std rates are way high in all ski towns


13 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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Pfff...  I got da AIDS once.  I just took like six marijuanas and POOF!  The crane AND the mattress were gone when I awoke from teh comatoaz. 
13 years ago
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TheGreen
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This thread gives me bad memories about a very drunken night in whistler with an aussie chick. For reasons I can't remember I had a condom, took it out, put never ended up putting it on... Still gotta get tested -.-
13 years ago
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Laurent.
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Subtle "I had sex with Aussie chick" claim.
13 years ago
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skodeo7
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How the fuck is a sombrero going to solve your problems?
13 years ago
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corona
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lid to a baby bottle? dude you're sick, keep babies out of this.
13 years ago
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TijmenDal
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This is what I heard as well...
13 years ago
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Broook
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I've tried and haven't got one yet...
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GEORGEzimmerman
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theabortionator
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Sets gps for whistler
13 years ago
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ChucklesNorman.
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Raw dog it you pussy
13 years ago
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TheGreen
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it's not like it's much of a claim really... we are talking about aussie chicks remember
13 years ago
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Jane6
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the house my buddy lived in in Åre last season went since many years back under the name "the clam crib".
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MLB
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Lived in Canmore for a while, and i will say that Banff is the champion in that regard. Its so bad that the government of alberta created posters, adds and shit just to create awareness, and try to fight it. 

If you have the intention of living in a ski town you pretty much have to wear a rubber everytime you fuck. 
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Laurent.
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The home of one of my friends is named "The Cootie Canyon".
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zahava
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?

But seriously cover it up and you'll be fine.
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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pics plz
13 years ago
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ChucklesNorman.
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notfunny
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WHAT? an condom? thats not going to help is it?
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