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Algebra
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1. get a car
2. attach mini wind mill energy things on top of car
3. drive car real fast for a little bit
4. use energy from wind to keep car going
5. no more gas needed



6. BRILLIANT!


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proZach
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Spinoza
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This is fucking stupid, just make sure youre always driving hills and you dont need gasl
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Algebra
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theabortionator
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I drew up plans for this in 4th grade.

Me and my friend were going to rob a bunch of banks and drive one of these around. Slip in and out on snowmobiles, and dirt bikes through a ramp that would lower underneath while the truck rv thing was moving. Really was pretty detailed. Nobody told me free energy didn't work then.
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abathinggrape
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cubber
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i was so smart when i was a kid. perpetual energy was my thing.
I designed a windmill that powered a generator that could power a motor for when the wind stops.
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also i think i quoted the wrong post, but i'm positive you wrote the one i wanted to quote. either way i was smart when i was a dumb kid.
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theabortionator
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I used to actually put in some effort before school killed me. In 3rd grade I used to add paper to the answer sections in the books because there wasn't enough space to properly answer the questions they asked. In 4th grade we learned about the titanic and I made a 3 foot model of it, not to scale but still. Just because I could.

Then school was like like we hate creative people, and I was like you suck, and then I stopped caring.


:(

cool story hansel
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Spiri7o
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cubber
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aiiiiight nerd. jk i sometimes wonder why i'm putting so much effort into some college classes. then i remember that i was sent here with superman to prove that perpetual energy is possible with enough pb blaster.
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theabortionator
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Instead of jerking off you fuck your couch, but you still move your arm as if you were jerking off, and that's connected to a generator which supplies the energy to run your computer to view the porn, the loud noises cause your animals to run around, but they're tied to a cord that runs from the roof and is also attached to a generator like a lawn mower start kind deal, and that provides enough energy to power your fridge and cook you dinner.

So basically there's free energy right there and no need to make money to pay for electricity so you're free to smoke meth and jerk off literally all day.
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eheath
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reminded me of this. i love troll science
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maximiliaan
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yeah i always thought putting a lamp on a solar platform to make energy for the lamp would solve global heating...
or that you could jump of a building with a chair an at the last moment jump safely of the chair...

i miss those thoughts
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