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Bart.Man
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So some annoying bitch in my dorm left a bike locked to the post in the hall right outside our door and I need a way to screw her over without wrecking the bike. Ideas?
Oct 15 2012 1:33AM
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hot.pocket
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Cut the lock, buy a new lock, relock her bike outside her door upside down.

Oct 15 2012 1:35AM
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Jordan
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slash the tires and take sandpaper to the frame?
Oct 15 2012 1:36AM
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whoa-dere
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seeing it's a female, just get the chain off the gears. she won't have a clue what to do
Oct 15 2012 1:41AM
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PON3
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Take the wheels? or Handlebars?
Oct 15 2012 1:51AM
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HenniferLopez
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Don't even cut the lock. Just add your own lock that she has to cut off.
Oct 15 2012 1:52AM
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KillaSteeze
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take the grips off, loosen the seat then twist it backwards and tighten it hella tight,knock the chain of the gears, let the air out of her tires

i used to bike alot and me and my friends used to do shit like this to each other
Oct 15 2012 1:52AM
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washparkdub
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throw on a lock of your own
Oct 15 2012 2:05AM
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Bart.Man
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We already added a lock of our own, but I didn't think that was sufficient. I like the idea of loosening/tightening shit and knocking the chain off. Ill let you know how it goes in the morning
Oct 15 2012 3:09AM
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jk i think this is funny
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take the nuts off front and back axles almost all the way. maple syrup on the grips. cut brake cables. pour glue in the chain. tilt seat straight up. steal seat. take off pedals. leave a giant turd on the bike seat. put banana all over the grips and seat. really. slather that shit up. take chain off. take off brake handles. put them on backwards. I did this to my friends bike, similar to car prank but whatever. I got 6 rolls of saran wrap and wrapped the bike like it was going to be shipped. there was like 80 meters of saran wrap on that shit. he had to get scissors and spend 40 mins cutting it off.
Oct 15 2012 3:27AM
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Linked
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dissemble the most of the bike and put all the parts in a big box siting next to the frame
Oct 15 2012 3:47AM
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