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thaloot
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Oct 12 2012 6:56PM
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Spinoza
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That was sweet, he cut right through
Oct 12 2012 7:05PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Fat people can have dreams too...
Oct 12 2012 7:09PM
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thaloot
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will keith. hmm, kinda sounds like, eheath
Oct 12 2012 7:14PM
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rzarector
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that was sick

he looked silly in the pug shirt

Oct 12 2012 7:19PM
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Lansfield
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No lack of swag whatsoever. He can have my babies
Oct 12 2012 7:22PM
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SeanTom
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Just imagine this guy in a full fucking ninja costume trying to sneak up on someone.

Try not to laugh, i dare you
Oct 12 2012 7:25PM
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Amadeus.
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I can just see the headlines now: Fat man dressed as Ninja slaughters Students.
Oct 12 2012 7:31PM
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ECGove
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I used to think the fatties would go first in the zombie apocalypse but this guy just proved me wrong.
Oct 12 2012 7:57PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
Good thing he drink the Diet blueberry juice cocktail
Oct 12 2012 8:02PM
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timmi
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Video actually made me want to stab bottles with a sword.

However, I'm pretty bummed the guy screwed up on his whole case of water. That would have been the banger shot.
Oct 12 2012 8:31PM
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theschneidler
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I started getting so turned on when he was in that pug shirt.
Oct 12 2012 9:07PM
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NotGhood
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kind of seems like a waste of water...
Oct 12 2012 9:19PM
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thaloot
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im not ever drinking a bater wottle around him. just saying
Oct 13 2012 9:35PM
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GuacamoleMane
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imagine all the villages in africa he could have saved with that water...
Oct 13 2012 9:39PM
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GuacamoleMane
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lol his voice is literally just how i imagined ithttp://
Oct 13 2012 9:42PM
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Calb3rt
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hahaha on bottle 14 he has a beer in his sheath...
Oct 13 2012 9:51PM
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Laurent.
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The neckbeard is strong in this one.
Oct 13 2012 9:53PM
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gotti
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Imagine opening a champagne bottle like that. You would instantly be the coolest man in the world
Oct 13 2012 10:39PM
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