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A Poke'mon move describing your last shit

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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
Self-explanatory.

Hope this isnt a repost.


I will offer a few

1. Bullet Seed

2. Acid

3. Mud Sport


Oct 12 2012 6:36PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Flash Cannon

Discharge






Sludge Bomb
Oct 12 2012 6:38PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
I like this. Magnitude sums my last one up pretty well.
Oct 12 2012 6:39PM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
Splash.


perfect
Oct 12 2012 6:40PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Extremespeed - Slam - Hydropump - Recover
Oct 12 2012 6:43PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I cant think of a move, but I'm posting because I'm actually taking a shit right now at this very moment.
Oct 12 2012 6:44PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
My last shit was either

Asspiss

orrrrr

Ass Melter
Oct 12 2012 6:44PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665
ermmahggerd dirs therd aggern.

Oct 12 2012 6:45PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Fire blast, secret power, shadow ball
Oct 12 2012 7:28PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Hyper beam
Oct 12 2012 7:32PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
For some reason I find this hilarious. Lost it.

If I could give you more K than I already have I would.
Oct 12 2012 7:34PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
harden
Oct 12 2012 7:38PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
bubble beam
Oct 12 2012 7:44PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Hydro Pump
Oct 12 2012 11:39PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
mudslide
Oct 12 2012 11:46PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
^hahaha mudslide

anal destruction
Oct 12 2012 11:50PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Ass uses growl, toilets defence weakens.
Oct 12 2012 11:57PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
flamethrower
Oct 12 2012 11:59PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
Selfdestruct
Oct 13 2012 12:01AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I thought it was so funny like I'm not gonna lie i posted that and thought it was the funniest thing. Anyway your was already maxed so keep doing what you're doing. I like it.
Oct 13 2012 12:02AM
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edai
Posts: 4994 - Karma: 4,703
Blast Burn
Stone Edge
Hydro Pump
Oct 13 2012 12:03AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
Acid Spray
Oct 13 2012 1:03AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Sand attack Thunderbolt Mud slide Ad I'm gonna say telekinetic if that's one
Oct 13 2012 1:13AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
Submission. Mega drain.
Oct 13 2012 1:53AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
sludge wave, coil, tailslap
Oct 13 2012 1:56AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Same. I think I'll use 'leer' to describe my shit because I let out a squeaky fart
Oct 13 2012 1:56AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Flamethrower
Oct 13 2012 2:40AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
mud sprout
Oct 13 2012 12:14PM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 910
Secret Power
Oct 13 2012 1:01PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7503 - Karma: 11,645
Sludge
Oct 13 2012 3:20PM
0 0
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Tail Wind
Oct 13 2012 3:21PM
0 0
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Slash
Oct 13 2012 3:54PM
0 0
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
blast burn.
Oct 13 2012 3:59PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
fissure
Oct 13 2012 4:03PM
0 0
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Toxic spikes.

Oct 13 2012 6:26PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Eruption
Rock Blast
Blat Burn
Magma Storm
Ominous Wind
Rock Slide
Flare Blitz
Thunder
Muddy Water
Stored Power
Dragon Rage
Giga Impact
Doom Desire
Oct 13 2012 7:13PM
0 0
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
energy ball(s)
Oct 13 2012 7:20PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Fire Blast.
Oct 13 2012 7:21PM
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.Hansel.
Posts: 185 - Karma: 113
I went for the "holy fucking shit I wrecked the toilet"
Oct 13 2012 7:46PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
Quick Attack
Oct 13 2012 7:48PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Growl and Harden
Oct 13 2012 7:49PM
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.Hansel.
Posts: 185 - Karma: 113
the most under rated comment in this game
Oct 13 2012 10:08PM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
discharge.
Oct 13 2012 10:54PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
It went successively from quick attack to surf
Oct 13 2012 11:54PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
hyperbeam
Oct 14 2012 12:05AM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
wrong.

spodermen posted a list and he snuck "ominous wind" in there.

lost
Oct 14 2012 11:35AM
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
lightning strike
Oct 15 2012 11:28AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
That isn't a Pokèmon move. n00b
Oct 15 2012 11:30AM
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
i shall re-name it thunderbolt
Oct 15 2012 5:13PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
quick attack. Or Earthquake... magnitude 10 of course.
Oct 15 2012 5:53PM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
Magnitude 10 comes very rarely and usually results in critical hits and one hit KO's.

My god. Surviving is quite a feat.
Oct 17 2012 12:38PM
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