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Lansfield
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All direct quotes from online Christian fundamentalist forums.
Oct 12 2012 2:52PM
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Amadeus.
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i love/hate this video at the same time.
Oct 12 2012 2:53PM
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PON3
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This thread is now about baby pandas


Something we can all agree on:)
Oct 12 2012 2:53PM
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theBearJew
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"Hi mom!"
"Hey Son.."
"Hey mom, I'm gonna go fuck a hooker"
"No problem son, Don't be home late!"

Fucking lost it.
Oct 12 2012 2:56PM
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Monsieur_Patate
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2:08 is when the fun begins.
Oct 12 2012 3:00PM
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theBearJew
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Absolutely the best part of the video.
Oct 12 2012 3:02PM
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.qzyxya
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0:40 LOL sig'd.
Oct 12 2012 3:02PM
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status_whitegirl
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haven't watched the vid yet, but from what it looks like, hes wearing an abercrombie and fitch sweater, I now pronounce this thread gay
Oct 12 2012 3:07PM
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howlongcanausern
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oh look, an atheist that's an opinionated asshole? no way! atheism is certainly the most open-minded and tolerant of all belief systems.
Oct 12 2012 3:07PM
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k-rob
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i laughed pretty hard, especially at that last rant
Oct 12 2012 3:09PM
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zues
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how did that manage to make fun of both atheism and christianity at the same time?

or did i miss something?


Oct 12 2012 3:11PM
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Chuck~w
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i dont mean to hate on religion, but these people sound like complete idiots. "If we actually came from monkeys, how come our babies arent born monkeys?" seriously shut the fuck up
Oct 12 2012 3:21PM
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Kman000
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Obviously they're fucking around. No one can be that naive.
Oct 12 2012 3:33PM
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CheddarJack
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50 bucks says that these guys were quoting the trolls on these forums
Oct 12 2012 3:37PM
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zues
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lol thanks sherlock holmes for your great investigative work.
Oct 12 2012 3:38PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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aaaand now were all going to hell
Oct 12 2012 3:48PM
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Amadeus.
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No. There are people that actually think like this. Some of them are even elected officials. about 50% of this country doesn't believe in evolution. its an embarrassment.
Oct 12 2012 3:52PM
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baethoven
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Somehow he seems to know the traditional garb my family wears when we burn christians in my front yard..



Oct 12 2012 3:56PM
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Lansfield
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Oct 12 2012 4:04PM
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Skavengers303
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"I know if i didn't have god's judgement to fear, i would have killed many many times"

haha this video is great
Oct 12 2012 4:19PM
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Bar_Down
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That is fucking fantastic.

"Oh don't go in the bedroom, there are two gay men fucking..." Ahahahahaha
Oct 12 2012 4:19PM
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Bar_Down
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wat
Oct 12 2012 4:20PM
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zapadelic
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I lost it when he said how come babies arn't born as monkeys then.
Oct 12 2012 4:42PM
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Trace.
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Religious shitstorm thread incoming...
Oct 12 2012 4:42PM
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eheath
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Hahahah yes, this video is amazing
Oct 12 2012 4:47PM
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frosted_flakes
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this is awesome.
Oct 12 2012 4:53PM
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brosephstalin
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The Soviets were atheists.

Checkmate Christians.
Oct 12 2012 5:02PM
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Ski_The_E
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Wait so i evolutionist accept evolution without debating it? There is at least some logic behind it, there is no evidence supporting the idea of god.
Oct 12 2012 5:09PM
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roddy116
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dafuq?
Oct 12 2012 5:12PM
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.ZT.
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lol! +K OP!
Oct 12 2012 5:17PM
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Ski_The_E
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This video is fucking hilarious! "Monkeys dont live millions of years." How stupid are you!? Do you not understand the basics of evolution? One of the main ideas behind evolutions is that mutation occurs from one generation to another. Also the claim that Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) isn't in our bodies is absurd! This is a fact!
Oct 12 2012 5:19PM
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whipple
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I believe in evolution and God. What if God created evolution ? OoOoO
Oct 12 2012 5:20PM
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roddy116
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this pretty much, i am very religious, i dont think that evolution is real or not real and i think it is totally up for debate whether or not it is real.
Oct 12 2012 5:23PM
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Lansfield
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Oct 12 2012 5:56PM
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_Garagely_
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Yup, its totally possible that the universe and humans were created by some guy in the sky.
Oct 12 2012 6:24PM
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zues
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"the earth is 6000 years old"

when i hear this statement i sit down in a corner scratch my head and rock back and forth... insanity
Oct 12 2012 6:24PM
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Errl
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Shut up.



Related:


This video was great!
Oct 12 2012 6:37PM
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.ZT.
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this.
Oct 12 2012 6:50PM
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brosephstalin
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basic logic

soviets = good

soviets = atheists

atheists = good
Oct 12 2012 6:52PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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fucking lost!
Oct 12 2012 6:55PM
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GayWolf420
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Oct 12 2012 6:56PM
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roddy116
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yknow bro i would love to see some shit head like you actually live in a communist country for a year. i would fucking love to see it.
Oct 12 2012 6:57PM
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TijmenDal
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80% of Americans say religion plays an 'important part in their lives'.

But yeah, I don't understand how you can be so ignorant.
Oct 12 2012 7:06PM
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EricaMN.
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hahahaha this is heroic
Oct 12 2012 7:08PM
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zues
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I like religion for the morals it preaches.

basically my religion tells me to be a good person. It also tells me some old guy jumped on a boat with 120000 animals and the entire world was covered in water for 40 days. Do i believe this?

of course not, but i do believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. unfortunately most people overlook the most important parts of religion.

even islam can be seen as a beautiful religion, the only problem is they're not allowed to masturbate.... now can you blame them for blowing shit up? you'de be pissed too...


the extremists will always ruin it but just a little religion combined with science makes a healthy mix.
Oct 12 2012 7:15PM
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theBearJew
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I enjoyed reading your post. Just wanted to let you know that, especially the part about blowing shit up. Cause they cant blow loads so they blow objects up.
Oct 12 2012 7:27PM
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zues
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haha thanks man. I like your name
Oct 12 2012 7:34PM
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Puns
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Science doesn't claim evolution to be absolutely true because it doesn't claim anything to be absolutely true, even gravity. It's simply the theory with the most evidence, that fits with our views of the way the world works that have been tested and tested against with generally consistent observations supporting the theory. Science also doesn't claim to be able to explain anything outside of the natural world, and assumes that there is a logical explanation for everything. Basically if you don't believe in evolution fuck you why do you trust that medicine that you've never taken works.
Oct 12 2012 7:43PM
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cbj
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Agreed.
Oct 12 2012 7:45PM
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Puns
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Why believe half when you don't believe the other? I mean it makes sense to me to live morally, but if I was reading a math text book that gave half wrong answers I would throw that shit out and not believe any of it. That being said I totally respect that people need religion or enjoy it, I can totally see why. I also hate when people generalize about it, and especiallllyyyy when they are terribly racist towards islamic people. It's bullshit.
Oct 12 2012 7:49PM
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klayer_9
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10/10 for perfect gif placement
Oct 12 2012 9:30PM
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