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Lucas
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As we speak my ass-hole is being ravaged by a force with such power it could be compared to the hand of god. Leaving my toilet looking very similiar to the war scene in 300.
Oct 8 2012 10:46PM
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2_fadez
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Oct 8 2012 10:49PM
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gotti
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bloody? you may have chemikals up your butt
Oct 8 2012 10:49PM
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_Garagely_
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Well that's shitty.
Oct 8 2012 10:56PM
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Errl
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Ate a ghost pepper saturday night. had the most painful shits sunday.



tl;dr: don't eat ghost peppers
Oct 8 2012 11:29PM
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Dragonite.
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+vibes to OP. impressed by your vivid description as well. Almost felt it myself.
Oct 8 2012 11:32PM
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midwestpowhunter
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When I broke my humerus I was perscribed Percocet. I was bound up for a week. Then when it came. It was a baseball as hard as a rock. I couldn't walk right for days. By toilet was pretty bruised up. I had to put kemikals in my butt just to fix it
Oct 8 2012 11:34PM
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Kreech
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One time when I had the stomach flu, I dry-heaved so hard I diarrhea'ed my boxers. It wasn't dope.
Oct 8 2012 11:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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DAT FACE
Oct 8 2012 11:40PM
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EricaMN.
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Oct 8 2012 11:42PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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everytime I've been prescribed opiates that's basically what happened to me. Couldn't shit for a week...
Oct 9 2012 12:07AM
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walrussteeze
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just be thankful you dont have crohn's disease.
Oct 9 2012 12:15AM
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Sophistication.
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Loved this post

"the chemikals splashed up into the heart of my anus"
Oct 9 2012 12:20AM
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Lucas
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Ok i didnt want to make a new thread but sometimes after i poop i have the longest and dankest farts ever.
Oct 11 2012 11:36PM
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2_fadez
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It penetrates your mind.
Oct 11 2012 11:37PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Oct 12 2012 1:22AM
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whoa-dere
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so true! i think of it as unplugging my butt. after the plug(s) come off, that's when the air show begins
Oct 12 2012 1:26AM
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