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WILD MOUNTAIN FIRST TO OPEN IN US

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FuckAllOfYou
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kind of regionals but also is the first to open in the nation. Headin up there for first skiing of the season next weekend, beyond excited.

When are your resorts scheduled to open?
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ONTerriible
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Otherside
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Congrats your resort is better than Boreal!
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iSmokeweed
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FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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TACO-DOG.exe
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iv'e never heard of wild mountain before.
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homestar
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In December but I hope to be hiking up a few weeks from now.
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liftedresearcher
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congrats. too bad its in minnesota. rather wait an extra couple weeks than to ski in minnesota. lol.
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UFOsarereal
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then you have a really pussy attitude about skiing


I'm headed up there Tuesday
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roddy116
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i will be there as well.
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roddy116
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oh and to all the outwest skiers, suck a fat one.
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BirtDike
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trueee this. A basin and Loveland should be open in 1 week, 2 weeks max. Were due for a snowstorm friday night.
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Jeff_Lo
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I have a hard time taking Abasin and Loveland's opening day seriously...but I mean does this really even count? Thats like the size of my backyard....
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Splice.
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Webb dishin them out.
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SkiBum.
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Then you would have a real hard time taking this bump opening up in MN serious.
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BirtDike
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this place is like a pimple. if i had to live in minnesota i would have chosen snowmobiling as my winter sport of choice. Dont you guys have like ice fishing and stuff?
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boomie
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i'll be there next weekend if they're open!
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Jeff_Lo
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Have fun skiing on that stain...when December rolls around while your still skiing that we'll be skiing 3 ft of powder in the trees, bowls and steeps....I'm more than willing to wait to ski on real snow...and a real mountain.
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Tinga
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get on our level
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BirtDike
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yeeeeeehaww...

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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Are you seriously that ignorant? Just cause we ski doesnt mean we cant do other things like ice fish, snowmobile, and play hockey. You've probably never even been to MN, the skiing here if fun as fuck. Nothing but a good day out with your buddies hot lapping like there is no tomorrow.
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BirtDike
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Jeeeeezzz. I wouldnt even friggen ski lmao.
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BirtDike
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Lol i am ignorant i guess. HotLapping AKA Time on lift>Time Skiing, really isnt fun for me. id spend my time solely snowmobiling and ice fishing if i were you. Also you could try to find the yeti, capture a video on your phone (if they even have camera phones in Minnesota) and sell it to TMZ for money to move out West...
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Tinga
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hot lapping in MN usually means lots and lots of tow rope sessions. I believe the inequality you are looking for is: ski time > rope time.
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FuckAllOfYou
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saw this on FB, lol'd hard

and ITT: west skiers being butthurt
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BirtDike
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Heres one of your "FUN" mountains in Minnesota. Or wait, is this a F'N river delta with trail ratings? Im really confused. If it wasnt so flat i might be able to tell
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BirtDike
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Thanks for the correction, i didnt know it got that bad...at least you guys will get good at tug of war, for when its necessary
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FuckAllOfYou
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you're an idiot, mn pre seaz is just hot lappin the rope tow till your hands are reduced to bone and having a good time. we do are best and have an awesome time
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FuckAllOfYou
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oh god *our
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BirtDike
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thank you. its a lot encouraging coming from a tru skier
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BirtDike
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im only acting this way, because you guys deserve to move. its not hard. you will forget all about the great times you had cross country skiing in MN
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MaryO
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What a creep you are! Skiing is what you make it, and its a heck of a lot of fun here in MN too!
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Session
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Shut up you fucking gaper. I have watched every moronic thing you have posted on here, Epic and TGR. Settle the fuck down kid. And quit begging for attention.

How does it feel to beg for attention and then be treated like the fucking gape that you are on 3 forums.

And no one gives a fuck about your quiver pic..Stop posting it fag.
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BirtDike
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lol look at you gettin all mad. sorry i cant help im so moronic. i mean i get paid to be a moron, thats how i afford to live here.
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BirtDike
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i hope i dont get this many followers on the mountain
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BirtDike
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jelly bean
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JCon
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he be trollin
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roddy116
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guys the bottom line here is we are skiing and your not.
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BirtDike
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thats also how i afford to live here in the Beav. Thats the secret to my sucess. trollin
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jdubbs.
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stupendous-man
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I mean, im going skiing this friday at hood....
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BirtDike
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lucky.
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walrussteeze
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http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/Wild+Mountain+Ski+and+Snowboard+Area+MN+500:11:US
snow won't last longer than a couple of days
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BK
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Gettin pitted in 'sota huh?
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Heart
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I love wild mountain but the "first open" claim is dubious when they have a 300 foot X 100 foot 3 inch deep band of snow. One night at 26 degrees and then they start claiming super hard. Even as a minnesotan you have to admit that any resort out west could do the same thing even earlier in the season.

With that said, I still cant wait to come back for fall break and shred some slush and dirt
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1dread
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And the winner is....... Wild Snow Strip.
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skiminnesota
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as someone that has gone to wild mountain opening day in the past (day before halloween!) this is pathetic. even by their standards.

until they get the chair going it doesnt count. 50ft of vert with a rope tow does not an opening day make. also, $18 wtf?!?


I will be waiting for the first legit dump here in Utah before earning my turns. :)
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rzarector
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kid you are a serious pussy if you can only have fun skiing on big mountains.

go back to tgr pussy bitch
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Guard_Puma
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Are you really gonna hate on Minnesota that hard because we don't have mountains, and we're excited that we can actually ski before mid December this year? Jesus Christ, just let us be happy with this, and jealous of you and your big mountains all on our own, you don't have to tell us that these hills are shitty compared to the west. But it's all we've got up here. So Piss off.
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jblaski
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hahahahhah

you spray a couple inches of snow on the ground, set up some shitty box you hike, and call it "first open resort".

Even you're shitty marketing scam isn't enough to make people care.
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squibble
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it hasn't rained her in over a month, i don't even remember the last time it was cloudy
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cubber
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I would have gone there or troll, and loved it, but then I got raped by college projects.
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