Used the search bar, and found nothing. What are your favorite ski quotes?
Here are some examples
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.