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Dungeons & Dragons 30th Anniversary
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Losers, dorks, geeks, nerd, and virgins across the world celebrated the 30th anniversary of the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons this past weekend. They gathered in toy stores across the globe to honor and admire each other’s pube-mustaches and play the game. I am sure it was a great time had by all. They could all take turns fondling each others’ 30-sided dice and talked about the one time that girl on the bus accidentally brushed up against their leg. Some of the people at the gatherings said that they play as many as three times a week…or more.
Really, they have the time to do that? I would think with all of their incredibly busy personal and professional schedules that they would never have the time to do something like that. I mean how do you fit in pretending to be a sorcerer when you have all of those dates with supermodels to get to? How do you search for the golden chalice, if you have that big project at work due at the same time? That might be a problem if any of these toolboxes ever had girlfriends or jobs.
Shannon Drake, a ‘gamer’ in the DC area explains why he enjoys the games. Drake explains, “ The game allows you to live through your character your favorite fantasy books.�
Uh, sure it does. You know what else you can do? Actually live a real life and experience things that way. Most of use live a life that isn’t controlled by funky dice. He was also wearing a “game master� t-shirt, so he’s pretty cool. Another ‘gamer’, Mitch Hamburger had this to say, “I think a lot of people who get drawn to the game are loners, but here is a real opportunity to come out of your shell and feel safe about it.'
Oh, I don’t know Mitch. I always thought “gamers� were very successful ladies men. Loners? Really? Are you sure? What’s a better way to meet a woman than by showing her your dice and skinny mustache. That sends them over the edge. Look, this needs to be marginalized for the deviant activity it is. Don’t be proud. You should be hiding in basements, and back rooms. Stay away from the rest of us. Keep your dice to yourself
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hhahaha
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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
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my friend still plays that game. I should really send that to him.
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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
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wheres misty7, hes the virgin, geek, loser, dork, and D&D player on NS
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Misty7: Yeah I like hilary duff, and that other chick...whats her name... Oh yeah, Lizzie McGuire
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misty7: and quote me on this and put it on that thread
misty7: D&D rocks, and i wish i was playing now.
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Misty7: Yeah I like hilary duff, and that other chick...whats her name... Oh yeah, Lizzie McGuire
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mommy and tosh are the funniest kids on ns in my opinion
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To: Tosh
From: Misty7
On: 2004-10-21 20:50:38
D&D forever!
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who cares why make a thread about it, leave em alone let em play dungeons and dragons. are you that much of the man that it bothers you that much.
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^yea but it's still funny
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i played D&D in elementary school
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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
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I also played D&D when i was in grade three... it was like magic cards... I stoped playing around grade 4... but most of the kids i played it with kept playing it and are suprisingly like the people described in that post. BUt you know what? leave them alone, let them be... its less smart people for me to have to compete with in the real world when it comes to jobs ect. Because, althgought they are losers, most of them have are fucking intelegent.
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speaking of D and D check this out...
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guess it didn't work try again... http://ri0t.luisland.com/vids/sadpple.mpg
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ok 2 failures, just use that link there above and check out the fun
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hahahah fuck thats funny!
but yeah, lets all dress the same act accordingly and be so cool that people will give us brownie badges and kiss our feet!
-STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!
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LIGHTNINGBOLT!
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