gay jokes

i said fag in front of a gay kid and he gave me a dirty look.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**

^ what a faggot.

so these 2 gay guys are hitch hiking, and a trucker comes aloing and picks em up
There all up there in the front seat and the first gay guy says 'i have to fart', and lets it go 'sffffffff'
Then the sencond gay guy is like 'I have to fart aswell' 'sffffffffff'

Then the truck driver is like alright i have to fart too, and lets er rip 'PFFFTTT'

Then the 2 gay guys say otgether 'SumBodies a VIrgin'


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis

tell this to a soccer player-
You: 'Do you play soccer?'
Soccer Player: 'Yeah, why?'
You: 'I could tell by the wings'
(fairies have wings, just like fags, just like soccer players)

this one im sure everyone has heard-

3 friends had to sleep in a bed one night and they fell asleep to their dreams..

in the morning when they all wake up, they guy on the left said 'i had a dream that i was getting a handjob' and the guy on the right said 'ME TO!' and the guy in the middle said 'you guys are lucky, i had a dream about skiing'



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

hey man... fuck you. we soccer players don't appreciate your being a faggot.


-teddy
WWTJSD?

im not calling soccer players fags, its just their stereotype.. i mean, my brother is gonna make the big bucks in the mls one day and i want to mooch off him.. plus he can knock me out.. thats why hes a fag like his fellow soccer nancies



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

haha big bucks in the MLS

thats the biggest oxymoron on the planet, or if your bro thinks 60thou is big bucks


KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY


CRIME MOB HOE

haha there highest payed player is 15




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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis