Replying to Writing a poem about Mtn Dew

Blow my brains out Marketing is the most useless subject and if i didnt have to take it for a core requirement of my econ degree i wouldnt. (held out until senior year!)

That said i have been tasked with writing a poem about Mountain Dew (at least i got a good company) haha anyways, you guys want to help me spit some fantastic poetry? It should be noted that this is my first attempt at writing poetry.

Oh Mountain Dew how I crave a Big Gulp full of you.

Your corn syrupee goodness is nothing new, yet the category of awesome is reserved only for you.

Your teeth rotting properties are second to none.

The ingredients that come together to make up your taste are strange, that much is true.

Yet when given the choice of 1 or 2, my horizons are brightened by more of you.