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11 Year Old Girl Kills Bear

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Dunnah
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Oct 3 2012 8:40PM
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ryantheconnolly
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Oct 3 2012 8:42PM
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BrewskiJr
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In other news, a 5 year old bear was brutally murdered while playing in the forest.







Oct 3 2012 8:42PM
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roddy116
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Oct 3 2012 8:43PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Sweet thread
Oct 3 2012 8:43PM
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Spinoza
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life fucked me? well im gonna fuck this bear then
Oct 3 2012 8:44PM
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Willgum
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Why dont they just use the bear's heart and liver? She would be super human
Oct 3 2012 8:44PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 3 2012 8:45PM
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Puns
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She seems un bear able
Oct 3 2012 8:45PM
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geteducated
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should make a nice rug.
Oct 3 2012 8:45PM
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Miomo
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She shot the bear in the heart? Smart. She has the chance to have a badass bear heart, but she shoots it.
Oct 3 2012 8:47PM
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deleted5
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wow really I'm dying and the one thing i want to do is kill something before i die.
Oct 3 2012 8:48PM
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lee_aviator
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Oct 3 2012 8:49PM
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homestar
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I heard it was quite a grisly murder...
Oct 3 2012 8:52PM
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DIX~
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Fucking disgusting.
Oct 3 2012 8:52PM
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Puns
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lol looks like they made a huge mi- steak
Oct 3 2012 8:54PM
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Darth.Maul
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Bear rugs are the shit! Teddy is my cuddle buddy for late night study seshes.
Oct 3 2012 8:55PM
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skithesprings
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I have some news for you, a 335lb bear does not yield 300+lbs of meat.
Oct 3 2012 8:56PM
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Darth.Maul
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Ya prolly more in the 140-160 range if i had to guess. My bear yielded 240 lbs of meat and he weighed 530 lbs
Oct 3 2012 8:58PM
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jackkenny
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shes ganna be a cereal killer

Oct 3 2012 8:59PM
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Parks.
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Oct 3 2012 8:59PM
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Holte
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You can't write this stuff.
As a rough concept, the idea of a dying 11 year old wishing to get out there and kill a bear that her parents can stuff and remember her by, is great dark comedy material. It's freaking hilarious.
But as reality, it's just really strange.
Oct 3 2012 9:06PM
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geteducated
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shows that she doesn't have a grasp on what death means despite her condition. judging by her parents, they probably assured her that the bear was going to bear heaven.
Oct 3 2012 9:14PM
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Anathema
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sounds like an awesome place. i want to go to there.
Oct 3 2012 9:16PM
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geteducated
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sure does
Oct 3 2012 9:19PM
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Uah
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that bitch!
Oct 3 2012 9:21PM
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Spinoza
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who doesnt


Oct 3 2012 9:23PM
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db21
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what is bear meat like?
Oct 3 2012 11:57PM
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Amadeus.
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Its okay, she needs a heart and liver transplant.
Oct 3 2012 11:58PM
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.Jacob
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I feel like all the bears give great hugs.
Oct 4 2012 12:03AM
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db21
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what is bear meat like?
Oct 4 2012 12:04AM
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sklermang
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So true. And lots of it comes from down South USA.
Oct 4 2012 12:04AM
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Puns
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lol so true... maybe I'll write a song...
Oct 4 2012 12:13AM
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MicroMix
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Anyone else notice the mom's teeth? The girl may have shot a bear at range, but it looks like the mom got into some fisticuffs with one!
Oct 4 2012 12:15AM
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snowbombz
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Honestly thats a fucking black bear, who gives a shit.
Its only impressive if she was killed in a fight.
Oh, wow, you killed a black bear with a gun? I hear they can take bullet after bullet while charging at the attacker!
Oh, no? Yeah, your right, thats a MOFO GRIZZZZZZLY.
Oct 4 2012 12:16AM
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snowbombz
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It does not taste good. Its really really greasy.
Oct 4 2012 12:19AM
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Darth.Maul
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Mine wasn't too bad. A little stringier and greasier than beef.

The majority of mine was made into either jerky or put into stews. Bear meat isn't something that you can just eat like a steak. That would result in a very tough, dry, hunk of beef. Its just too lean, even being a fall bear that i shot, the meat was still lean. but 30% of my bears weight was in just fat alone. He had around 5 inches of belly fat and abour 1.5-2 inches of fat everywhere else.

Its really not that bad but its definitely not elk or deer.
Oct 4 2012 12:29AM
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Mr.BOYD
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its alright, good to make suassage with
Oct 4 2012 12:33AM
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Tinga
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no it was a black bear and it's spelled grizzly.
Oct 4 2012 12:34AM
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Darth.Maul
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Fun fact that most retards at my school cant grasp: Not all black bears are black btw. Some bitch was arguing with me that MY bear wasn't a black bear because it is light brown colored. And therefore it is a Brown bear! No amount of explanation would convince her otherwise...

i /facepalmed many times that night.
Oct 4 2012 12:38AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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This is just barbearic. I can't seem to wrap my paws around how such a young child can kill such a beast in that hairy situation.
Oct 4 2012 12:56AM
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db21
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okay i figured it wouldn't be the best meat
Oct 4 2012 10:16AM
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twin-tip-hero
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Oct 4 2012 10:35AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Meanwhile, in other news, girl with suspected bear heart catches fish with teeth and grows to be 9 feet tall when standing on hind legs. #fuckanorgandonor
Oct 4 2012 10:37AM
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Jane6
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hahaha I feel terrible for laughing. Fuck that kid.
Oct 4 2012 10:55AM
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CrotchKiller
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what a fucking cunt
Oct 4 2012 10:57AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Hey buddy, some people like to hunt. Get over yourself.

I can understand the awesome feeling you get from calling an 11 year old girl names behind her back though. Well done sir.
Oct 4 2012 11:08AM
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CrotchKiller
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you're a fucking cunt
Oct 4 2012 11:23AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Genius, class act even. You lick your mother with that mouth???


I don't see why people hate on hunting so much. It used to be a respected past time.

Good for this girl, some folks hunt a lifetime and never take an animal that large. It's nice to see youth interested in something besides a computer screen or xbox these days.
Oct 4 2012 11:34AM
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Darth.Maul
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Keep eating your farm raised cannibalised beef and ill eat my deer, elk, antelope, moose, and bear.
Oct 4 2012 11:39AM
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Spinoza
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i wont defend the animals as being things that really matter, but in an argument against hunting i would say that i like the idea that a big badass bear can live out in the wild and a little girl with a gun will let it be.
its cooler if the bear is still alive imo
Oct 4 2012 11:41AM
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