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My friend is going to get jumped what should he do (might get shot)

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BASEDRILEY
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After a party last friday Person A and person B got into a fight and person B got fucked up. Now B's older brother and SEVEN of his friends who range from 17 to 23 are looking for A and my friend C (he literally didnt do anything wrong) My friend dosnt know what to do. Today they were waiting for him after school but he left early. They have guns. What should he do?? HE wants go get a gun but i dont think he should. The other option is to tell his dad who would most likely end up in jail for FUCKING UP the kids.
Oct 2 2012 1:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
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:O ya don't say thattt
Oct 3 2012 3:24PM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
Are they white? If so, the chance of them shooting him over a fight is 1 in a million. The kid is also friends with you, who skis, which most likely means you guys live in a moderate - high income community.
Oct 3 2012 3:24PM
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maximiliaan
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youve got it wrond, the friends skis so hes probably more gangstah than the opponent, wich means they would be scared of him
Oct 3 2012 3:29PM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
Oh shit, I forgot, all skiers are 150% black. Now I feel stupid..
Oct 3 2012 3:33PM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
they mexican
Oct 5 2012 9:26PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
Well, he's fucked
Oct 5 2012 9:39PM
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Mint-BerryCrunch
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Do this, tell them that their homies from 9GAG told you that they can help you. Also, don't forget a pic of some random object, don't strip the .exif data either.
Oct 5 2012 10:29PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Call ICE and get them or their families deported yo

inb4 that's racist
Oct 6 2012 2:29AM
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Monsieur_Patate
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Oct 6 2012 6:23AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
from my limited knowledge of america:

go buy a BIGGER GUN than what they have.
lure them on your property
blow their heads off
claim selfdefense
????????
profit?



bonus "get out of jail" points if the guys are black. seriously, just get a gun, solves everything.
Oct 6 2012 6:42AM
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family_vacation
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That's where I live.
Oct 6 2012 9:21AM
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b_r_tregs
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It's either call the cops or accept pain or even accept the jail time with basically no future because he shot a guy or had a gun at school.

But if i were you i would call the police ahead of time.
Oct 6 2012 10:25AM
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deleted5
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Is he dead yet?
Oct 7 2012 8:41PM
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*SID*
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considering he isn't actively paying attention to the thread I'm guessing he's at the funeral.
Oct 7 2012 8:56PM
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special_k10101
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stay strapped, abe
Oct 7 2012 10:20PM
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SkiJay.
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.
Oct 8 2012 4:31AM
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Bateman
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Kill your friend. Now the bad guys can't do it. Problem solved.
Oct 8 2012 5:04AM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
lol this is great. id like to know what happens to this kid or what happens period
Oct 8 2012 11:40AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
The hoodrats are going to see this thread and kill OP.
Oct 8 2012 12:34PM
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hendriab
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im not a big coffee drinker.

but i love boofing insane amounts of coffee in between classes, logging on to NS, and chuckling to myself at all your funny posts.  the coffee just makes everything more funny. 
Oct 8 2012 12:40PM
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zakaroo
Posts: 751 - Karma: 37
yatz?
Oct 8 2012 1:35PM
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Jesse.White
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this
Oct 8 2012 1:40PM
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Deluge
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Life's too short, FUCK I don't wanna go to court
Oct 8 2012 2:20PM
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zakaroo
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That was my homie's homie. She got caught in the crossfire
Oct 8 2012 3:09PM
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NickSki.
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ah good ol machiavelli
Oct 8 2012 3:24PM
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I_NEED_MONEY
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deff get a gun, and defiantly hold it sideways
Oct 8 2012 7:14PM
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Bodhisattva_
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He hasn't been on to update in a few days. I'm guessing his friend copped the strap and he went with him and they are both now dude floating in the Puget Sound.


Oct 9 2012 1:29AM
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Yardie
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>say this 16 year old kid deserves to get shot
>violence isn't the answer

....

stupid fuck is a stupid fuck
Oct 9 2012 1:51AM
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jaythemans
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Call your crew, have a back alley throw down.

This is what I imagine will happen:
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Oct 9 2012 1:53AM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
>mexicans
>sketchy ass area in seattle


am i the only one that doesn't think this kid is trolling and shit might go down/already has?
Oct 9 2012 1:55AM
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d00d
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Washington is quite far for a beaner I don't think one could make the haul


Oct 9 2012 2:18AM
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netflix
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lost
Oct 9 2012 4:46PM
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SkiJay.
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hahaha
Oct 10 2012 5:32AM
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.Apex.
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Get him to walk outside. Just stand infront of them and have people behind him taping it and just stand and wait. If you must take the beating then use it as evidence when you sue them and get them to pay for your college tuition
Oct 10 2012 2:15PM
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netflix
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Oct 10 2012 2:18PM
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BASEDRILEY
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no bull shit the kid whos beefin with hims brother got shit on saturday night ahhahahahahahha fucking funny stuff
Oct 16 2012 12:25AM
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Parrish
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you really dropped the ball


and OP should put a mattress in their pool. I hear it takes a crane to get it out
Oct 16 2012 12:34AM
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daannnnieel
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only if your sure he can't pee in your butt.


solid 7 for emphasis.


wut.
Oct 16 2012 12:38AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
There just trying to scare him, no one goes that far from a fight. And try your hardest to not let feds or any adults to find out, then they might actually shoot him
Oct 16 2012 12:58AM
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450out.
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lost lol
Oct 16 2012 12:58AM
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Bodhisattva_
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For some reason I doubt the Feds are interested in this ....



And OP what do you mean by "shit on"
Oct 16 2012 1:37AM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
UP DATE My friend is fine. The kid who he is beefing with threw a part and some kid who also had beef with him went to the party and shot his brother and some other kid if you dont believe me check SPD twitter it was on saturday.
Oct 16 2012 1:55AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Well that escalated quickly
Oct 16 2012 10:19AM
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Otter.
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sounds like a great group of people to party with!
Oct 16 2012 10:36AM
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TOAST.
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thats a lot of beef
Oct 16 2012 10:38AM
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wait.what
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All these dumb threads make my brain hurt. Nobody will shoot your friend for getting in a fight, and if they do, tough shit. They're going to jail, n shit.
Oct 16 2012 10:41AM
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wait.what
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definitely my bad. Wrong picture...

Disregard
Oct 16 2012 10:44AM
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Gmart
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they all work at mcdonalds so yea its their new quarter pounder
Oct 16 2012 10:50AM
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SkiJay.
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Oct 16 2012 1:40PM
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Cebra
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Wow, I actually thought nothing's going to happen
Oct 16 2012 1:49PM
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