so i didnt really know where to put this, but i just got a super funny story yesterday.
My lady friend and I were down by the river at my house which is private property, and we were down on a small, fairly covered beach and we were both completely naked and gettin it on.
So at one point I was smoking a bowl while my girl gave me head and i look out at the river and see a kayaker floating by, and at this point i didnt alert my lady fried because as long as he didnt look straight at us he was gonna miss us, so he floated by and my dog walked out to the edge of the beach but did not bark.
I figured we were good that point because i was getting head and did not even think about the guy having a buddy with him, and his buddy yells to him because he saw my dog run to the edge of the river, so the first guy turns around just in time to see my girl climb off me and scramble into the rocks, and i really had no choice but to just sit there, because i was able to cover my genitals sitting down, and i didnt just want to show two kayakers my boner. As soon as the first guy sees us he starts looking everywhere else in the canyon and tries to turn around.
then the second guy rolls by and looks at me, at this point my girl is hidden, and this kayaker sees my dog, and then me sitting completely naked with a pipe trying to hide my wang. This does not look good at this point to him right lol. So I just kinda waved and was like "whats up?" And the guy just laughed so hard and went down the river lol.