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an open letter to new york:

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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
dear yankees fans.

please kindly suck my balls, and don't forget to use both hands and no teeth. thanks.

love, teddy

p.s. bling bling


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Oct 20 2004 11:29PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
after rinsing with some listerine you can suck mine too.

affectionately yours,
josh
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 20 2004 11:32PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
after that, and popping a few mints, maybe some pilss

please do the donkey dick lick on my sac

P.s. get every hair too please

- Patrickยทpatproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Oct 20 2004 11:44PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
try not to choke.



-Pat Melvin
Oct 20 2004 11:44PM
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UrbanAssualt
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 10
^ thats awesome
Oct 21 2004 12:09AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
hahahahaha
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BLP
Oct 21 2004 5:08AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
new york fans will never hear the end of this. they're the only team to lose this badly


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Oct 21 2004 6:21AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^yet why should they care, they are gods and well still make a shit load more.

i wouldnt care if i won cuz i know im the highest paid player in baseball

SCWHING



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 21 2004 6:55AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yea so tak that red socks, or should i be immature and say red sucks


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Oct 21 2004 7:45AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i was mildly upset by it, but what the fuck do i care? skiing's better than baseball anyway.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz

'and i was talking about the US. Montana is in canada' rodeo270
Oct 21 2004 8:15AM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
It was definetly the best series I have seen in my lifetime.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
Oct 21 2004 5:20PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
^ you mean ALC



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Oct 21 2004 5:27PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
dear yankees fans,
there is asac you need to suck.
sincerely,
asac





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
Oct 21 2004 5:44PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
Yankees fans,

ill give you a spoon, so you can eat my ass.

yours truly,
kyle






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 21 2004 5:47PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
gentalmen, it is only baseball relax.







a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
Oct 21 2004 5:57PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
tounging my balls would be greatly appreciated.

sincerely,

Dan


P.S. Don't forget to swallow it all. Thanks

-Dan



RED SOX
Oct 21 2004 6:03PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Dear Hot Chick Yankee Fans,
    Suck my dick.

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Oct 21 2004 6:12PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
I was meaning series as in ALL playoff series, not the world series.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
Oct 21 2004 6:14PM
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Ski-hobo
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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
Oct 21 2004 6:23PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
ahahahahahaha






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 21 2004 6:26PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
ah hahaha thats great hobo.
-AndrewP
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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.

Define to me a waste of space.
Oct 21 2004 6:29PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeaaah, thats awesome
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 21 2004 6:46PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
yep, its a priceless photo, I didn't take it, nor is that me in it. From ESPN I believe. But the looks on all those Yankee fans face last night made me feel good.





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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
Oct 21 2004 7:05PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Dear Scummy NYY Fans,

Don't touch me. But if I had a dick you'd be sucking it while I recited, 'Who's your PAPI??'

Love,
Lauren





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Oct 21 2004 7:28PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
dear yankees fans

i personally prefer two (2) fingers in my ass, working simlutaneously, and don't forget the KY (none of that astroglide BS). and when i bust a nut i want you to repeat I LOVE SOX while at the same time gargling

that's two fingers, suck, gargle

thank you



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 21 2004 7:37PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480



-Pat Melvin
Oct 21 2004 8:11PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
the red sox fans act like they won the world series and the curse is broken but they will be swept in the world series and the curse will live



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Oct 21 2004 10:10PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
it doesn't matter. we beat you in the wost possible way. 4 games straight and the last two of them at your place


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Oct 22 2004 6:15AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
bump...

-teddy
team shed
The Lab
Jul 18 2005 11:43PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
just had to bring it back eh



Chris
Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
Jul 18 2005 11:46PM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
oooooo the curse oooooo

fuck that - yankees choked and the sox owned you.





a bad day'll make you really notice ones this good and that'll make things a little better understood - blackalicious
Jul 18 2005 11:46PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
The way to rinse with listerine made me think of this guy i work with. Eurotrash Androgynous Boy. He speaks with a rave type austrian voice. "We will go to my home and have the sex. Then you will wash my balls with ze sparkling water while you make me some coffee. I want my coffee hot when i wake up, und you wont sleep in my bed. I sleep alone. You just lick my massive euro balls and then wash them with ze sparkling water."

Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST

Jul 18 2005 11:48PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
hahahaha... yes!

-teddy
team shed
The Lab
Jul 18 2005 11:49PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
that was such an amazing comeback


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 18 2005 11:51PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
dear teddy blank,

you went to go see the sox on my birthday and didn't bring me with you. so here's one of my testicles. they're extremely large so you'll have to work one at a time. also, i pooped on your windshield.

Thanks! I really appreciate the oral stimulations of my genitals and the anal ravaging! Take care!

Bye now!

lashaynalaurinqua da first

post script
wanna buy some naked pictures of your sister? for a price...




-Lauren

THE LAB.
Jul 19 2005 12:31AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
what does 'dishing it out double fisted' mean? The guys holding two beers? huh?

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 19 2005 12:37AM
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ryan.c
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not only to lose this bad, but twice in one season jesus christ ud think that going over the sallary cap would mean theyd win like all of their games but it hasnt done shit for them

the fact is the yankees have no coachin staff, its all just the players tryin to win the games on their own. if they had good coaches i admit they would be unstopable but the coaches suck a huge nut and so does the team

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-Ryan


breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jul 19 2005 9:53AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i just realized how many of you guys are gay.

"suck my dick"
"lick my balls"
"here's a spoon to eat my ass" ????wtf?????

im not a homophobe, just surprised so many people decided to come outta the closet at once

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 19 2005 9:59AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
an old roomate of mine went to Fenway once for his first MLB game.. he wears a yankee's hat all the time, but not really a big fan of em. anyways, he forgot to take it off when he was there and didn't realize what he'd done until he heard a bunch of death threats in that new england accent.

Jul 19 2005 10:03AM
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hucker22
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WHEN I SAY RED SOX YOU SAY NOMAR!!!


RED SOX

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Jul 19 2005 11:03AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
when u say nomar backwards it says ramon, who is also my lover.

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 19 2005 11:37AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
God, I hate the yankess. They suck horribly cause they tr to buy theri team, and it doens't work. And don't use that gay ass argument that if other baseball teams had money, they would do the same, cause they haven't. Like the Braves arent that great, and all their players are injured, but they bring up a million rookies cause of their farm system. IF the yankess start losing they just buy any player they can find. Besides, Ohio state, the yankess are my mosting hated team or college, followed by UGA and purdue.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Jul 19 2005 11:49AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
YANKEES CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE IN THE LEAGUE, WHAT A COMEBACK YOU BOSTON FAGGOTS

Jul 19 2005 11:52AM
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SkierJulie
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 101
yup... gmack knows wut's goin on :-D

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Yankees '05

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
~Hank Aaron
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