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Whats in your Wallet?

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Spicy.Cat
Posts: 479 - Karma: 706
If i dropped my wallet in a completely random place, the person who would pick it up would find:
$15
Drivers License
Hunting License
I tunes gift card
Ski Pass
and my bucket list

At first they would notice how i am not very wealthy, and i enjoy skiing, music, and hunting, but if they dug deeper they would find how i have not completed many things on my bucket list. I only have 3  things crossed off from a list of about 30 things. Thinking of this gave me the inspiration of crossing off as many things on that list.

Now I ask you NS, if someone were to find your wallet, what would they find (other than your wallet). Also, what are some things you want to do before you die/ things you have done.
Sep 28 2012 7:36PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
pocket pussy
Sep 28 2012 7:38PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,266
i just keep a bunch of dildos in my wallet.
Sep 28 2012 7:39PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 11,895
$0.75 cdn
$1 usd
guitar pick
driver licence
queen of diamonds
debit card
health card
ski instructor card
mom's insurance slip
all 4 of my high school student cards
a ticket stub from big white
Sep 28 2012 7:40PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
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Sep 28 2012 7:46PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
$113
Driver's license
Driver's license from when I turned 16
MedicAlert ID card
Old school ID so I can still get college discounts
Blue Cross Blue Shield card
Golf/yacht club membership card from my summer house
Credit card
Debit card
Gym/tennis club membership card from my parents' side of town
Gym membership card from my side of town
Photocopies of my insurance and registration
2 "preferred member" cards from different bars haha
Sep 28 2012 7:46PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
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Sep 28 2012 7:48PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
It very much depends on which wallet I drop, I change wallets depending on occasion and outfit.

That said my most used wallet (A Porsche Design billfold) contains:

Cards:

Driving License,
Car2Go member card,
European Health insurance card,
Public transport chip card,
Flying Blue card,
Tankpass,
Airmiles card,
Albert Heijn Bonus card,
Debit card #1
Debit card #2
Debit card #3
Credit card #1.

Money:

2 € 100,- bills
6 € 50,- bills
7 € 20,- bills
3 € 10,- bills
18 € 5,- bills

1 SFr. 100,- bill.

Miscellaneous:

4 notes with phone numbers scribbled on them.
2 Receipts from the local coffee joint.






Sep 28 2012 7:49PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
$75
Drivers License
Debit card
Debit card 2
My Movies Reward card
Public Library Card
Casino Players Club
And a condom
Sep 28 2012 7:52PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
$25, ATM card, 3 high school ID cards, a local music shop card, a local theater gift card, driver's license, fishing license, and a bunch of receipts.
Sep 28 2012 7:57PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
20 doll hairs, game stop card, dunkin donuts card with 69 cents cause I thought it would be funny to keep that amount, a license (to kill) and a condom (what can I say i'm confident)
Sep 28 2012 7:58PM
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SunnyH
Posts: 34 - Karma: 20
6 dollars. Two debit cards. A BK rewards card with a ton of rewards. And my healthcare card.
Sep 28 2012 8:02PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
funny story about that condom too. In the middle of basic foods I whipped my wallet out and the condom slid across the floor, I picked it up while screaming I PRACTICE PROTECTION and walked it off like a boss. /claim /dubpost
Sep 28 2012 8:05PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
You will never use that condom.
Sep 28 2012 8:07PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
ya dude condoms are gay, just cut off your dick.
Sep 28 2012 8:10PM
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profa_212
Posts: 9069 - Karma: 38,467
Got 3 dollars....a visa card...school ID ....a few receipts....
Sep 28 2012 8:10PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
Orca card
Debit card
Drivers Licence
Insurance card
Dental card
Medical card
Eagle scout cad
Ski pass
Bucket list
$13
Free Mondo Burrito at taco dell mar
And a fortune that says "The greatest teacher is also a student"
Sep 28 2012 8:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,266
pussy's use condoms
Sep 28 2012 8:13PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
a McDonald's Medium Fries Instant Win monopoly piece
Paper clip and bobby pin (just in case of emergencies)
Sunoco card
AAA card
$25 Olive Garden gift card
Driver's license
Therapist's card
Psychiatrist's card
Free bucket of balls coupon for some driving range (x2)
Debit card/booklet
Maybach Music Group headquarters employee key card (Security Clearance Level "Zeta")

Sep 28 2012 8:14PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Still haven't so you're right. I've come to embrace you, AR6. You wanna know why? Because I know I could never defeat you in a verbal altercation. I respect you, you cunning linguist.
Sep 28 2012 8:18PM
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1337
Posts: 31073 - Karma: 29,605
31 USD
10 CAD (Fucking had to break a US 20 in canada and got a 10 back in change, plus some loony toons or whatever)
Debit Card
Credit Card
Student ID
Drivers License
Various business cards I've collected
Sep 28 2012 8:18PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
$42
Chem lab breakage card (incase we break labe equipment)
Drivers license
UVM student id
UVM Ski and snowboard club membership card
Debit card
orange card (hunters safety cert.)
Health insurance card
Boaters license
Sep 28 2012 8:19PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
id
two debit cards
student id card/key card
costco membership card
a free pass to a stripclub in seattle
taco del mar punch card
empty american express gift card
condom

but no money. it sucks
Sep 28 2012 10:20PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6746 - Karma: 99,035
$5 USD
store reciepts from today
drivers license
insurance card
debit card
credit card
college ID
movie ticket stub
picture of my girlfriend


all in a sweet Oneill trifold i got at a contest when they were throwing free shit into the crowd
Sep 28 2012 10:56PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
New york license

"Florida License"
30$
AAA
Visa
Pic of gf:)

Sep 28 2012 11:12PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 2,147
$0
Learners Permit
Giftcard to Outdoor Sports Center
Receipts
Sep 28 2012 11:13PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
$0, hotel room keys, matches, pack of laxatives
Sep 28 2012 11:13PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
$19
license
old school id
boating license
insurance card
gym card from when i lived in england
stupid coupon card from england
virgin mobile card from england
oxford bus pass
usrowing id card
petco card
2 amex gift cards
debit card
credit card

i really need to throw some shit out
Sep 28 2012 11:18PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10651 - Karma: 7,686
250$ a bunch of 20's and a 10
credit card
gamestop card
license
jimmy johns giftcard might be empty or not
and alot of business cards
Sep 28 2012 11:27PM
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
-Drivers License
-Social Security card (been needing it for school and work)
-Ski Instructors Pass
-Debit Card
-Lowes Gift Card
-Chipotle Gift Card
- Subway Gift Card (even though they're shit)
-$41 USD
-5 Euro
-Stewarts Shop Milk Club Card (8 stamps away from a free gallon)
-HS ID
-Yearbook Club ID/Password
-Breakfast ticket for a hotel in Barcelona, Spain.


Keeping your bucket list in your wallet is genius.
Sep 28 2012 11:28PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 461
-$37
-student id
Sep 28 2012 11:31PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
Isn't it though? I honestly thought I was the only one till I read the OP. You never know when shit might happen or an opportunity will arise.
Sep 28 2012 11:41PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
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like $20 bucks
student ID
drivers
gamestop
a bunch of pieces of paper with numbers on them (combos most likely)
library card (like a boss)
old school IDs
and a shit ton of change
Sep 28 2012 11:42PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
3 old ski passes
old atm card
some used gift cards
recipits
$17
20 pesos (why? because pesos are cool and peso is a fun word to say. peso.)
military id
hs id
more useless shit


ive had the same leather wallet from gatlinburg for about 5 years. its actually pretty nice and only cost like $15
Sep 28 2012 11:47PM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,296
My wallet looks like this:
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And there' just some cards and cash in it. Small. Tight. Dope.
Sep 28 2012 11:51PM
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
actually a killer idea
Sep 28 2012 11:53PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
$20
License
Debit Card
AAA Card
Movie Ticket


Pretty lame... I know
Sep 29 2012 12:14AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
I don't carry a wallet for some reason I can't stand how they feel
Sep 29 2012 12:15AM
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Bisu
Posts: 36 - Karma: 283
$200 CAD

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a jade rock

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my debit card

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and some moss

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Sep 29 2012 12:34AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
1) How do you fit a rock in your wallet.
2) Why do you have moss in your wallet.
Sep 29 2012 12:58AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
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Sep 29 2012 1:00AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
debit cards x 3
credit x 3 visa2 mc1
drivers license
student id
health card
exec costco membership
gas card
mountain equip coop card
pass card for schools key lock box (teacher's assistant)
fathers business card
other misc business cards

Sep 29 2012 1:13AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
70 bucks from the casino and credit cards
Sep 29 2012 1:16AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
mastercard
debit card
$70
drivers licence
health card
student card
couple business cards
some receipts
subway gift card
discount gas card
Sep 29 2012 2:32AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
why do you carry upwards of $1000?
Sep 29 2012 2:35AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 751
$25
A $1,000,000 Bill
Drivers License
King Soopers Card
Credit card
Stella's Hungry Horse Locals Card
A list containing life goals
Change
Sep 29 2012 2:38AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
credit card
debit card
thrifties card
SFU ski/snowboard member card
starbucks gold card (claim motherfucker)
Local winter club access key
boater's license
drivers license
care card
SFU id
transit pass
condom
Sep 29 2012 2:44AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Four vaginas
Sep 29 2012 2:47AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
They'd find my membership card to Dildos 'R' Us
Sep 29 2012 2:50AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7817 - Karma: 1,537
$2, California Drivers license, Cougar Card, debit card, medical insurance card, AAA card, various receipts, and a business card with my bank account number on it.
Sep 29 2012 3:32AM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
At this moment
$115
Boarding Pass LAX - ATL
Debit Card
Credit Card
Georgia License
LAX Firing Range Card
Forklift Certification Card
Barnes and Noble Card
CVS Card
Pic of the girlfriend
Managers Card
Business Card


I believe that is all
Sep 29 2012 3:45AM
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