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Almost got hit by a car

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FuckAllOfYou
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Today walking home, I had my green light and walk signal at an intersection. I proceeded to cross the street. Not 4 feet out a car comes hauling from the perpendicular street, starts the right turn and almost fucking hits me, literally 2 feet away.

not very exciting, BUT

He was texting while driving. He had his big ol' android right in front of his fat face. He was lucky he looked for that split second or I could've died, and he woulda been in big trouble.

He was paying 5% attention. I don't give a shit if you say if you can text and drive,


DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

inb4 cool story
13 years ago
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Hey I just met you
13 years ago
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NotGhood
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and this is crazy
13 years ago
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ALaw
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but here's my number
13 years ago
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Montville57
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ha
13 years ago
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theBearJew
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wheres your number? I dont see it.
13 years ago
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Dragonite.
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
fuck you all.
13 years ago
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Aidan-G
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Carly Rae Jepsen is hot
13 years ago
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Ya i just started a 3 comment successful combo. Fuck with me
13 years ago
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NotGhood
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this, 10/10 would do horrible unspeakable things to her
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.AR6rider.
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Good thing you had your attention-o-meter handy. Shit could have gotten out of hand.
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Brentizzle
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Broommasta
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the first picture says " hehe i just queffed."
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tBatt
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How old is this girl? 14?

And if I were you, I'd be much more concerned with being dead than how much trouble that guy gets in.
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Aidan-G
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cool_name
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This has to be the coolest story i ever read!
13 years ago
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Clark_Griswold
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The things I would do that that woman are illegal in 17 countries and the Democratic Republic on Congo.
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PJS.
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hahahahahaha

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daannnnieel
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that made me laugh for a great amount of time.
13 years ago
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Skier1478
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That is one of those heart-stopping moments, i hate it so much. Once i was riding my bike across this one small street. I start to cross the street while there is a car maybe 20 feet down the road. He just kept going.
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Skier1478
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MOBILE I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. As i was saying, i got across to share this story with you guys. Driver looked like some 18 year old, not even texting. Btw this post breaks the 69 post record.
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VT_scratch
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same thing happened to me but the car didn't stop so I jumped up and slid across the hood, straight out of a movie, and kept running to catch a bus to campus. When I turned around the guy was shitting himself in regards to what had just happened
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FuckAllOfYou
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oh shut up. It was fucking stupid.
13 years ago
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Aidan-G
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Damn. Few months off. She's 26
13 years ago
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Clark_Griswold
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I'm glad I could assist in your health.
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PJS.
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lol I was referring to the "14" guess
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Aidan-G
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Haha well you made me double check. Now I will forever know that her birthday is November 21st and that she was born in 1985. Feel like a creeper now
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blackmamba.
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some dude almost hit me once too. guy rolled his window down to boot...no idea what he said but i called him a "blind motherfucking cocksucker" and kept walking. don't get me wrong i hate walkers that think they rule the world but i had the right of way.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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toombad he didnt
13 years ago
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PJS.
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Use that information well, my young apprentice.
13 years ago
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Miomo
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Welcome to the club.
13 years ago
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John18_6
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Here's a nice bump. Seriously, anyone who texts and drives is a fucking idiot and deserves whatever god/karma/probability throws back at them. People need to be more responsible, reckless doesn't impress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk1vCqfYpos
11 years ago
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skier58284
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Cool story bro.


>this is what happens when people text while they drive
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profa_212
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Sh4dowCool story bro.


>this is what happens when people text while they drive


Uhh wtf.....
11 years ago
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ZeMagnificentKev
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So glad their cracking down on that, I dunno bout anywhere else but in Ontario if you're caught on your phone driving their basically gonna treat you like you're shitfaced, I think their comparing it to like a BAC of 0.12 or something. So put down those phones fellow Ontario newschoolers, they ain't playing no more. Oh ya obviously the demographic their gonna be concentrating on is teens and young adults, which kinda sucks, but makes sense.
11 years ago
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HolySchimmel
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Sh4dowCool story bro.


>this is what happens when people text while they drive

that happens when people dont use their seatbelts...
11 years ago
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E__
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Sh4dowCool story bro.


>this is what happens when people text while they drive


Dude got some air time.
11 years ago
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Miomo
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Sh4dowCool story bro.


>this is what happens when people text while they drive


That person got PITed hardcore. Shoulda worn their seatbelt.
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