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33 infomercial characters who need to get their shit together

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Daph
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/51-infomercial-characters-who-need-to-get-their-sh-6z51

My personal fav?
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WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?!?!

Enjoy
Sep 28 2012 12:35PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
amazing
Sep 28 2012 12:39PM
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theBearJew
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I hate when my burger falls out of my bun.. I NEED WHATEVER PRODUCT THEY ARE SELLING
Sep 28 2012 1:09PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
but this lady is clearly just the most plain hopeless

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thats not how to use a spoon. just put the spoon in yo mouf
Sep 28 2012 1:17PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
the hell is going on in this one?

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Sep 28 2012 1:19PM
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no_steeze
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those are incredible
Sep 28 2012 1:43PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Aha I always think about this whenever I see these people's bad acting.
Sep 28 2012 1:59PM
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whoa-dere
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what the hell is happening in here??
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Sep 28 2012 2:07PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
i'm crying
it's like my life in gif form
Sep 28 2012 2:08PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Excellent
Sep 28 2012 2:14PM
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ForeverYung
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Hahahahahahah YES, I always laugh my ass off every time I see those in infomercials
Sep 28 2012 2:52PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
haha the hamburger one
Sep 28 2012 2:56PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
kid sucks dick at eating hamburgers
Sep 28 2012 3:03PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
cats suck
Sep 28 2012 3:27PM
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CheddarJack
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just look at her face.
Sep 28 2012 3:32PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,006
shut up pat.
Sep 28 2012 5:42PM
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SkiFanatic1
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This was actually very entertaining
Sep 28 2012 5:51PM
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1337
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inb4 we all post all of them eventually. But this one, hahah fatty!
Sep 28 2012 5:54PM
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[hamnuts]
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Sep 28 2012 6:26PM
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ONTerriible
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You're gonna love my nuts.
Sep 28 2012 10:17PM
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*monsterskier*
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i believe the lady's bra/cleavage was showing. idk why the man was upset though
Sep 28 2012 10:30PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
seems like women should just stay in their bedroom and not do anything cause they will fuck it up
Sep 28 2012 10:36PM
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EC-Skier
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i dont even think she spilled any of it...
Sep 28 2012 10:41PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
My mom has one of these puppies, but its made by a brand called pampered chef, and came out years before the slapchop. I tell ya, its a fucking awesome little tool for making quick blizzards.
Sep 28 2012 11:00PM
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zapadelic
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Sep 28 2012 11:19PM
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CheddarJack
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I wanna know what the product that they're trying to sell here is... a puppy trampoline to boost them up to high surfaces? I guess that question could be applied to a lot of these actually...
Sep 28 2012 11:24PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Dog stairs actually.
Sep 28 2012 11:25PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
hahahahahaah people are so stupid
Sep 28 2012 11:29PM
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Nadia.
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 1,104
This thread/post is full of awesome.
Sep 28 2012 11:55PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
hahaha my dog always does this. he's so silly
Sep 29 2012 12:33AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
holy shit i laughed so hard at those. the captions made them even better

my fav

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Sep 29 2012 12:39AM
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Bisu
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Sep 29 2012 1:13AM
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B.Aussie
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I don't get why they all threw their cards in the liquid...
Sep 29 2012 8:52AM
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freestyler540
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No, this guy is fucking awesome! Have you seen the shlicky informercial?
Sep 29 2012 11:55AM
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Jane6
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blah this is me hahaah
a sure sign of that the Willy is drunk is when she does that but with a beer glass instead of a burger





also this thread is amazing
Sep 29 2012 12:06PM
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CheddarJack
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Sep 29 2012 12:21PM
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Spinoza
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hahahaha yeah this one is my favorite
Sep 29 2012 2:54PM
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baethoven
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I've watched this close the 20 times, and I'm convinced nothing happened at all. They all just pretend to freak out, I think..
Sep 29 2012 3:00PM
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Spinoza
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yeah she's not even spilling! haha lazyass infomercial makers didnt want to clean up the mess
Sep 29 2012 3:14PM
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Sallabillz
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hahaha so awesome
Sep 29 2012 10:52PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sep 29 2012 11:24PM
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NinetyFour
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Ahaha fuck, the reaction of the kid is so weird. He does his shit all slowmo, keeps a straight face, and does some "Mind blown" stuff with the hands. Lol.....
Sep 30 2012 2:43AM
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