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Ann Romney is going to be in my neighborhood in 2 hours

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StreetsOfRage
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So Ann Romney is coming to have a dinner type party at the country club in my neighborhood. I got talked to for 10 minutes by a police officer stationed in the front of my neighborhood. He even questioned if my car was stolen lolololol.
Sep 27 2012 6:50PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
Get drunk and cum onto her
Sep 27 2012 6:50PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Pee in her butt.
Sep 27 2012 6:53PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
kill her
Sep 27 2012 6:53PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

Dude you need to do something please god if only I had the chance.

Im talking like a supersoaker full of your piss. and your dogs piss.

Take pics

Sep 27 2012 6:53PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Seduce her, then make a sex video of you two screwing. Then post it on ns, Mitt will be furious
Sep 27 2012 6:55PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
The FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, and the Presidents body guards have already put this in "mythreads"

Way to go OP!
Sep 27 2012 6:55PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
take pics of the FBI yukon's when they are outside your house
Sep 27 2012 7:00PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
Guys if you would like to donate 3 grand to me so I can get into the dinner I will do as you please!
Sep 27 2012 7:03PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
inb4 FBI raid
Sep 27 2012 7:06PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
I don't think the Presidents body guards would care! after all they work for Obama not Romney..
Sep 27 2012 7:17PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Shit, yeah sorry haha.

Future President**

is that better?

trollface.jpeg !!
Sep 27 2012 7:19PM
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willJ
Posts: 73 - Karma: 11
COOL STORY BRO!!!
Sep 27 2012 7:35PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
yea right, you wouldn't do shit and you know it.


I think nominees and their families get secret service protection as well actually.
Sep 27 2012 7:36PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Ask her how to get to Chad's gap from the Alta parking lot.
Sep 27 2012 7:42PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
If mitt caught them screwing he would probably be put in his place like Little Bill from boogie nights.

Sep 27 2012 8:03PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
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Sep 27 2012 8:15PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
yeah i saw she was gonna be in reno this morning...thought about goin to see her but nahhh
Sep 27 2012 8:20PM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
>country club
>your neighborhood

conclusion:

you're a spoiled little bitch
Sep 27 2012 9:19PM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
Did they ever find the bomb?
Sep 27 2012 9:22PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,687
this. mitt romney came and spoke at my school..
Sep 27 2012 9:24PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 49
1.Build pipe bomb
2.Light fuse
3.Throw bomb toward dinner party
4.?????????
5.Profit / Get arrested and raped in prison.

Best of luck

Sep 27 2012 9:29PM
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