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Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

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Laurent.
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Thought I was joking?

Sep 27 2012 11:40AM
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maximiliaan
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where can i get one?
Sep 27 2012 11:42AM
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RJ_Res
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Dat girth.
Sep 27 2012 11:42AM
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Errl
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how do I go about getting one installed say... next to the toilet?
Sep 27 2012 11:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i want one for in my living room, then all it needs is a big ass flatscreen tv isntalled behind it, a dolby surround system and a HDdrive with a few hundred gig of pov porn ....

and i'll never need a woman again !
Sep 27 2012 11:47AM
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ski4fun420
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Why didn't I think of this?
Sep 27 2012 11:47AM
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Petey.
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aaand I'm off to China
Sep 27 2012 11:48AM
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240sxKid
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Sep 27 2012 12:31PM
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Spinoza
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what what what. Can't wait for when they're on Amazon!
Sep 27 2012 12:32PM
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ILLinoisance
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eh, she's a solid 7 at best.
Sep 27 2012 12:37PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I can auto fap to this
Sep 27 2012 1:01PM
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RICK_ROSS
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guys we can all hava a turn.
Sep 27 2012 1:09PM
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SkiFanatic1
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This will soon make masturbating a recreational act not frowned upon by society.

"Mom , im going to jake's to use his automatic masturbater."

'Be home by 9, and wash your hands"

Sep 27 2012 1:13PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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sucks to be anyone other than the first guy to use it. gross.

and I also have a hands free automatic sperm extractor...it's called your mom's mouth.
Sep 27 2012 1:19PM
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RubberSoul
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pretttttty sure people hospitals are in the habit of using sterile/disposable parts on things haha..

and uh, youre a hands free automatic sperm extractor
Sep 27 2012 1:25PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Sep 27 2012 1:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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No doubt that it can be sterilized, but there's something unnerving about sticking my dick in a machine that just finished milking some other dude...even if it has been cleaned...

and uhhh, your sisters a hands free automatic sperm extractor! errrr somethin....
Sep 27 2012 1:30PM
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stalefish.
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i find it crazy that you're all willing to stick your dick in a machine that was put together by someone else.

better hope someone isn't having a bad day at work a felling a bit crafty.
Sep 27 2012 1:32PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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I can get behind this. Goodbye sunlight!
Sep 27 2012 1:34PM
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.Apex.
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and I will call it squishy and it will be my squishy
Sep 27 2012 1:41PM
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J_MAC
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why is he putting his finger iinside i bet a ton of people have already put their dicks in there.. disgusting lol
Sep 27 2012 2:01PM
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DIX~
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Guarantee all those fancy hotels that have those asshole sprayers (buddae? no idea how to spell) will have these things right next to 'em in a few years
Sep 27 2012 2:02PM
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pmsnow
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I don't see why they need multiple donors. They all look the same.








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Sep 27 2012 2:11PM
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theBearJew
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I heard about this on the radio. sounds like prostitution to me. Getting paid to have sex...
Sep 27 2012 2:14PM
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Smuffy
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"No doubt that it can be sterilized, but there's something unnerving about sticking my dick in a pussy that just finished milking some other dude...even if it has been cleaned..."

hmmmm... is it that much different?
Sep 27 2012 2:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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no, that's pretty nasty too. hence why I don't fuck community pussy....i definitely don't go sticking my dick in some girl 20 minutes after she fucked another dude.
Sep 27 2012 2:20PM
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errrka
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Did you just say "community pussy"?
Sep 27 2012 2:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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seems pretty clear to me that that is what I typed....
Sep 27 2012 2:32PM
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Laurent.
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Not even when it's Catrinel Menghia?


Sep 27 2012 2:32PM
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Shukovski
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Sep 27 2012 2:48PM
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Downtofilm
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Seen this before, thats jokes.
Sep 27 2012 2:52PM
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Spinoza
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Hahahaha
Sep 27 2012 2:57PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'm guessing that pussy doesn't see multiple dicks a day...

she's definitely hot enough that she could get as many dicks in a day as she'd like though...just not mine...unless i'm first.
Sep 27 2012 2:57PM
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_TK_
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Diseases??? Multiple dudes sticking there woohoo into a machine? Outcome doesnt sound promising
Sep 27 2012 3:17PM
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JeremyClarkson
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lol that must feel soooo good
Sep 27 2012 3:22PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I like how the thread title is so politically correct, that said I want one.
Sep 27 2012 5:05PM
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Anathema
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or you could give beezey the same title and use her for that purpose
Sep 27 2012 5:09PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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"sperm extractor"
Sep 27 2012 5:11PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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This device requires less maintenance.
Sep 27 2012 5:17PM
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Malcolm
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yay
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Sep 27 2012 5:22PM
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.Jacob
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ahahahahhahha. Had a solid laugh there, thanks :)
Sep 27 2012 5:25PM
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Anathema
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but the machine probably doesnt scream when you slap it...
Sep 27 2012 5:28PM
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Afterbang.no
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Sep 27 2012 5:31PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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You can probably plug in some speakers.
Sep 27 2012 5:32PM
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Dustin.
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Why is the hole so small.
Sep 27 2012 5:44PM
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.Apex.
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Unless it has wheels to try and run away and nails to claw and scratch at my face, I'm not interested.
Sep 27 2012 5:52PM
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RubberSoul
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i think it's super elastic. also, china. also, you're a hands free automatic sperm extractor
Sep 27 2012 5:53PM
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Rafiki
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sorry mormons, you can't soak in this one. also do you think these have time limits? or could a guy (theoretically) be fucked by a machine all day
Sep 27 2012 5:54PM
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.Apex.
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Haven't made the african model yet
Sep 27 2012 5:58PM
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Spinoza
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Machines meant to be like... nvm
Sep 27 2012 6:20PM
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Rafiki
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fuck being the last post on a page
Sep 27 2012 6:36PM
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