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The sex claim thread

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bennybaker
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Probably a repost but whatever. So basically tell a story about a unique sexual experience that you think no one else has ever had quite the same way. If no other ns speaks up and clearly states that he/she has in fact had a sexual experience somewhat similar to that you said then you got yourself a sex claim. Be honest no one likes a liar and no holding back. And for those of you who are wondering, yes, I probably will end up fapping to this. GO GO GO
Sep 26 2012 2:19AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
Me and a buddy double teamed a chick once multiple times throughout the course of a night. It was filthy.

Another time I took down this super gross/slutty chick. While I was attempting to fornicate with her (super drunk so I couldn't get hard and she wasn't the best looking chick) I said fuck it and just climbed up to on top of her face and started face fucking her. She ended up throwing up off of my top bunk onto my buddy and his girlfriend who were in the same room and sleeping on the pullout couch below.

I also had sex with a chick in college who was super hot but on her period. My room literally looked like a Manson murder scene after we were done. There were footprints on my floor in blood and everything.

Needless to say, I had a pretty wild college career.
Apr 11 2013 12:23PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
Was 19 and just coped a fake ID. Was at the bar grindin up on this girl all night. one too many vodka redbulls later and the night coming to a close I proceeded to just turn around, grab her ass, and ask her if she was ready to go back to her place. She just said yes and brought me back to her place. Got to her place, had a beer or 2 then fucked in her roomates room. after I finished I took the condom off and drunkenly tossed it across the room for whatever reason. immediately after called my buddy to come pick me up and I left. and thats the story of how I fucked a black girl. Not really claiming, just a story I guess.

Recent story:

My friend who I though was joking around all night kept asking if I wanted to have a 3sum with him and his girlfriend(who ive wanted to bang for like 5 years). Finally got drunk enough at the bar to be like "dude im gonna just go start making out with your girl right now" he said he didnt give a fuck and to do it, so I just did it. She was diggin it. Went back to my place and basically just banged out his girlfriend. Turns out she now has feelings for me(and has for a little while) and I kinda have feels for her but would never fuck over a friend by taking his girl. They have been together for like 5 years on and off. I dont see them that often but when I do, her and I basically hang with eachother the whole night while the boyfriend runs off and does his own thing. Shes the nicest girl but He treats her like shit, they fight ALL the time, and he cheats on her all the time.  All she does is complain about him, say she dosnt know why shes with him, they have nothing in common, blah blah blah. I think they have been together so long shes afraid to let him go. My friend let me fuck his girlfriend and now she continually wants the D from me. I guess thats somewhat of a claim? idk


Apr 11 2013 12:25PM
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fortyvalve
Posts: 1442 - Karma: 1,573
your friend is a terrible dude, think about it do you really think he'd care that much if he already let you fuck his gf? i say go for it
Apr 11 2013 12:34PM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Not much of an amazing claim, but anyways...

I was doing gainers from a trampoline into a foam pit last summer. On one of my attempts I sort of missed the foam pit (there was a 3 foot gap from the end of the trampoline to the foam pit) and I sat on my left shin, effectively breaking my fibula. It sucked. Anyways fast forward 1 week. I was completely reliant on crutches with my leg in a boot. I lost my virginity with a boot on. It was pretty interesting.
Apr 11 2013 1:49PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
Can you look at a bottle of diet coke without getting boner?
Apr 11 2013 1:58PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
The other week I was downtown in Toronto, met some nice girls who were pretty chill, a little on the chubby side but nice so I thought I'd hang out with them. Spent the night doing shots and drinking. There was this blonde one who wanted the D hard she bought me a drink right before we left. They offered to give me a ride home so I squished in the backseat between two of em. But once we got in the car I had a rock hard erection... I was so confused why it just popped up out of nowhere, no worried I did the ol' under the waist band move.

Well we didn't get far before they slowed the car, I knew this seemed weird because I was not at home and this didn't look like anyone's place of residence. They then proceed to all jump into the back seat and hold me down. I didn't know what was going on untill they ripped my pants off, at this point I knew what was going on. They all knew how to suck on the D but after that it was terrible... There were four of them.... There was nothing I could do.

By the end of it all I was tossed out of their car and the night was over. Walking home was tough after that experience.

/claim?
Apr 11 2013 2:06PM
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Steeze_Irwin
Posts: 161 - Karma: 218
this one time i shat on a chicks tits
Apr 11 2013 2:08PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
one time I banged 30 girls at once
Apr 11 2013 2:08PM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
good try champ


Apr 11 2013 2:09PM
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T.O.
Posts: 740 - Karma: 97
Would be funny if true
Apr 11 2013 2:12PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Well played sir
Apr 11 2013 2:21PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I had sex with a 27 year old Russian girl on a giant outdoor chessboard at some Cuban resort when I was 18 on a grad trip. She spoke extremely broken English and I still to this day don't know her name.

I definitely hit my peak that trip.
Apr 11 2013 2:47PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
Not really a sex story but still weird/funny

Anyways, when i was I think going into sophomore year i was making out with this chick by the river one night, I started finger banging her and i thought things were going to go down. Then out of no where i hear "have you seen my cell phone?" I look up and this middle aged black guy is standing right next to us. I have no idea how I didn't hear him approach. Then he walks away and goes up to this other black guy with a stroller. It was the weirdest shit ever, then the girl realized she had to go. Basically i got cock blocked by a middle aged gay black guy /claim?
Apr 11 2013 2:56PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Banged a japaneze girl who spoke like 5 words of english
Apr 11 2013 2:57PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
Did you eat the fortune cookie before or after?
Apr 11 2013 3:12PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Thats chinese you idiot
Apr 11 2013 3:14PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
still get fortune cookies at japanese ;)
Apr 11 2013 3:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51600 - Karma: 161,787
The I'll show you mine if you show me yours that led up to that was priceless. Plus spin the bottle? Da fuck was going down. Childhood games, and 3somes, must be saint patty's day.


Party tomorrow. I'll bring the black chicks.
Apr 11 2013 4:55PM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
You clever bastard. Made me chuckle.
Apr 11 2013 5:06PM
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elinde
Posts: 1466 - Karma: 3,048
haha it seems some don't understand the reference
Apr 11 2013 5:50PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
Someone I know gangbanged someone with 4 of his friends. At one point two of them would be playing ps3 and the other two would be fucking her. They all were chewing tabacco and a few times spit it in her vagina. She got made fun if so badly for it that she had to move.
Apr 12 2013 12:05AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
I ment there were 4 of them. Him and 3 friends
Apr 12 2013 12:09AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i had sex today, it was pretty good /claim

also, i took my chicks virginity in the back of a truck by a river, that was pretty sick
Apr 12 2013 12:22AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Gross
Apr 12 2013 7:09AM
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