Not sure if youre serious, but I have a similar story
Let me set the mood for you. It was sophomore year of highschool, and every summer my buddy Lance and I would go to his grandparents place at Myrtle Beach, SC. Every year we would go there with the expectation of getting our dongs doinked like any other 10th graders, but had failed up until this point in time. His dad is a pilot, so they get free standby tickets, but being the beginning of the summer they werent able to get on a flight for a while and wound up getting there about 12 hours after I did. I took this opportunity to acquaint myself with the hotel and stroll the beach for a while. I wound up coming across a group of kids about my age and hung out with them for a while. I got a couple of there numbers so we could meet up later on that night. I went back to my room to wait for Lance and anticipate the shenanigans that would ensue over the next couple of days.
The second day that we were there was saturday so we all made plans to meet up outside the hotel and have a little party on the beach that night. Most of us being around 16 at the time we were faced with the problem that most kids that age are and we couldnt get and alcohol. Now this is where things start to get interesting. Lance and I were a wiz at photoshop and we bought a bunch of gear to make fakes, so he was covered, and I had my bros ID so I was too. We went in to the convenient store down the street and bought a case of Budweiser (the beer of champions) and as many 4 lokos that our arms could carry (keep in mind that this was when they had all the good shit in them). Honestly I dont know how we pulled it off. Both of us hadnt finished growing yet, we were still not all that tall, and we were both obviously under age. Anywho we went outside were all of our new friends were waiting and felt like a bunch of hard asses being the ones who bought all the booze.
This is where things start to turn. We get back to the beach and crack open our cans and Lance and I start to lay down our shitty sophomore game. Lance finds his girl and I find mine. Were all on the beach sitting on top of those beach boxes that they keep all the lifeguard gear in in front of all the big resorts on the north end of the beach, real close to the pier with the arcade and fishing gear if youve ever been there. Everyone decides that its a good idea to go find a hot tub or pool at one of the resorts to go swimming in and while they all head off the girl I was with said "I think we should find a different place to go". We went behind the chairs they pile up on the beach at night we start exploring. I finger blasted her hooha and she undid my pants. Now at this point Im not really sure what happened, but somewhere between her getting four loko on her hands and rolling around in the sand she had what felt like 60 grit sandpaper stuck to her hands. She started tugging on me with her sandy hands and being a horny 16 year old I was too excited to decide if I liked it or not. I swear at some point I started to bleed, but just when I thought things couldnt get any worse we heard a loud scream.
Apparently at some point earlier in the day when we were on the strip Lance decided it would be an awesome idea to buy salvia. When everyone was getting ready to swim he thought it would be the perfect time to pack a bowl behind the bushes and take a couple huge rips. Everyone got into this little in ground hot tub with a railing around it. Lance climbed up onto it, and started screaming something that I assume was induced from the salvia and did a elbow body slam off of the railing and into the hot tub. All the commotion attracted the attention of the hotel security and they came out to start questioning us. At this point we had just walked back up to the hotel from the beach and came across the security guards. Lance and I caught eyes and screamed at each other "RUN!" and everyone bolted. We got back to our hotel safely with the rest of the gang and we all started laughing. At this point we were all exhausted so we all went to bed safe and sound. That is until the next morning when I woke up with scabs on my dick, and thats how I will forever be scared by the Sandy Handy.
