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Does anyone have a mom who flirts with your friend?

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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39

my mom is realitivley attractive i will admit however it is not cool for all my friends to say they want to motor boat her everyday...im getting sick of it...at first i would like the joke and say ooo thats funny. but now its just depressing. im gonna cry...help me ns...anyways to stop the madness +k

Sep 25 2012 11:46AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
pics are needed
Sep 25 2012 11:48AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
pics will be required for this thread
Sep 25 2012 11:49AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
do i even have to ask?
Sep 25 2012 11:49AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Can't say without pics
Sep 25 2012 11:49AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Pictures would help things.
Sep 25 2012 11:51AM
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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39
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Sep 25 2012 11:52AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
6/10 would bang because she's a MILF
Sep 25 2012 11:53AM
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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39
okay thanks :) thats awsome rate me up please :)
Sep 25 2012 11:54AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
no problems for me!
Sep 25 2012 11:56AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
8/10 would give you a half sibling
Sep 25 2012 11:58AM
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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39
mmmm thanks rate me up please
Sep 25 2012 11:59AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
your mom is hot. i'd motor boat the hell outta dem titties! and then I'd let you know if she spits or swallows.
Sep 25 2012 11:59AM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
You come on here complaining your friends are sayin they wanna fuck her, then you post pic of said hot mom? Your pretty dull ain't ya boy. Ps...Fuckable for sure.
Sep 25 2012 12:00PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
It would suck having a hot mom. You probably won't stop getting shit from your close friends, but hey, at lead you have good genes.
Sep 25 2012 12:01PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
I'm not going to lie my mom is hot, yes I would do her but their is a point where enough is enough, and yes I would do her, give her a nice cosby coat, 8/10.
Sep 25 2012 12:01PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
I'm his friend and yes that's his mom.
Sep 25 2012 12:03PM
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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39
i do what "the man" tells me sir
Sep 25 2012 12:09PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
We might need a full bod pic to be able to correctly asses the situation. Want to be precise yaknow
Sep 25 2012 12:13PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
obvious stock image is obvious
Sep 25 2012 12:15PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
OP IS A FAKE! BURN HIM!
With a quick google image search

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisa2aLocmbXKWffWgcWoe_1IRkAncDeTXERDnMOP5cSYOoGLf3uwYV6E8bCX7Q0zt1T5HJi8S_1wN9l8F4q40RcvAJN5R-klT-vS4Qk5fniZGPQCPHPClTo58jfPcLGrLupm8HmC5IC_1IdC1MrUiEnOhJMaBtNpgOU1g4UJvFBy592CjU4-CbFHQVLIs2Q1hz3Ju-S-tzm5zSCMzMHtIRq4dbbHBYO6CTQ-xlpguVnOpxMWJrbP3wf_1OAkSRj2stEh7RVotO-SdeaM3TO4gzC8fSpl6o426EKC0_17QCajS1_1DH6J4xCi8pdiU0wx-Zq-lwaF-5TpkRzMRy1sLLvSRvehpoJ2iUHN_10pDHlyRp1_1OG9GmWKmHiSgfbjOLHMGGgvTtZ5QsxooaE8qYbqFHJjlu4bn2TNQPWS417GtyeRp1k-C2gtikZC6We-ViilGh7PJ3D_10B-LrQE_1lmJTa-A0PaBLL2pM2umjtISuN8j6XqS2-9joTqmeTHZwFLwlMjccMvh5YRfOiZ8PHnYFHywe52eRUrCMijxaYH_1-tl_10KJi3wU1ehdxs1Wqd3kL-fbWzywTa3pKKaAnLMsaMEtOjvcbJaQt1hJu-m_19TSQ9FIlEPRxSBYiyc-_1JJ5pcHNQNU-Q6Uoi_1BWJU62r0eGTjFi-yCe_1VsknT5KZeEzACyaL-kjOrK769aMGpcx4XG9YFr2psMv332BeWVcrUJC4TulWX8b5pfX1mAi883FZI9tgaGd0lpmCw7_1O7WSZH8RI32_1ij67gsLmLjQzp15MTNpgTcA4_1IirvhC9G23xJ9PszrIkzHEVDGe1Wscg8mru78IVf0v0Ol5JugDIprwYDqGlWdRUeGDMkqXKKEvFAYFDwH34ZH0iPRyqolY0btgvn1iRxx-uoeTW_1MckK_1-6L8AIVog2M9Cl2WQuf9ZHrQGvP83IHiZfeCOlK_1xUVVg-uA1IA5HE1mBCsXSwiMVdJ7JS1oQ-zO9CuFKizhMV3B9N-ePCDXPp896dRfVcpFFTCQy_19BUXPDz6v_1A2klgl_1BebzXzHDrnVy0-pSLuoQtsmAuQ4AuGQ72URwVYieVWva5cutBcueXzphzqn6bgWBuOGuaLcSHoyaJ74IXBrAzC3OyKiOwGGKC2UaY-07GwNjqlScboc6edoCIgggMA4uPegKYuu_1KTS3-iqUDNeNTh8vWfOSeu912cM3XUka-6jdRAQZ7gVCCf_1-W-7ZJ3mVMT6ZloPaPIQ8asux6hXDaIboAtVb-ZyNx_1eZ7zTPI0W7CVO1lECJ2JBsnGcmw3XEK99m5XWOBBLbLxXdHPaySAWf_1rhLXbB2P8R3Oj6E_1bWayTKkFQoZr&num=10&hl=en&safe=off&authuser=0&bih=702&biw=1280

His "mom" is Heather Green..

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so fuck you op.

Sep 25 2012 12:25PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
would bang though
Sep 25 2012 12:28PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Oh fosho
Sep 25 2012 12:28PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Doesnt matter, OP gave me a reason to have suspiciously long showers.
Sep 25 2012 12:30PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
OP is a dick
Sep 25 2012 12:31PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
your mom is heather green!? schwing!
Sep 25 2012 1:49PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
hahahahaha
Sep 25 2012 1:50PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
sorry for the dub post.

On the topic though, I come from a fairly affluent area, with LOTS of trophy wives. Now that my friends and I are in our twenties, I can sense a sexual angst between a few of my friends moms and our friends. It's honestly pretty funny. It's what you get when a 45 year old marries someone thats 25..
Sep 25 2012 1:57PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
You got any sisters?????????????????????????????
Sep 25 2012 2:18PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
Tip of my hat to you sir. Sherlock award of the week.


Sep 25 2012 2:20PM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Ahh, i'm fucking dying over here, fucking 10/10 post!
Sep 25 2012 2:21PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
I FOUND HER ON ONLINENURSIGNDEGREES.COM

http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/about/
Sep 25 2012 2:22PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Wat? you would bang your own mom?
Sep 25 2012 3:13PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
^ awkward
Sep 25 2012 3:16PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
hahah prob not the best place to get advice for this, OP
Sep 25 2012 3:17PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
i think he was joking
Sep 25 2012 3:20PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
No he is serious, I know him in real life and him and his mom have become intimate over the past year
Sep 25 2012 3:33PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
OOOOhh whoops i meant his mom, but it came out like i meant my mom, well that sucks.
Sep 25 2012 4:03PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
Correct we have to some extent, but hey same goes to your grandma. And besides I do the bird and the bees and you film.
Sep 25 2012 4:15PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
Also, whenever you come to eat over my house the first thing you do is stare at my dads butt. Okay i understand that its nice but its like your trying to let me see it... Now I understand why my dad comes home late, every night.
Sep 25 2012 4:19PM
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.skiwi.
Posts: 898 - Karma: 40
Turn this into a milf thread?
Sep 25 2012 4:59PM
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little1337
Posts: 8270 - Karma: 48,358
Dear Jamie (.1337)





Ever wonder why it takes me so long to shower....?
Sep 25 2012 5:05PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I was wondering how someone didnt catch on earlier.

As for your mom, that picture gave me such a rager that it hit the bottom of my desk and made a loud thud. Now everyone in my lecture hall is staring at me and laughing at my boner. Thanks a lot OP, 0/10.
Sep 25 2012 5:16PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
yeah my mom literally has ass sex 5 ways with all my friends in my living room, and i have to watch.
it's rough
Sep 25 2012 5:28PM
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