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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
When I'm home alone, I fill a garbage bag with jello and sit in it, and pretend I'm a fetus.
Sep 24 2012 9:56PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I like jello
Sep 24 2012 9:57PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
Yea I like jello too!



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When I'm home alone, I fill my bathtub with meat sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball.
Sep 24 2012 9:57PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
sometimes when im home alone, i cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug.
Sep 24 2012 9:57PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
sometimes when i'm on the lake i climb on multiple buoy's and look for other lmUrs to call in for a gathering.
Sep 24 2012 9:58PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
sometimes i like to put spaghetti on my head and pretend im an octopus
Sep 24 2012 9:59PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
sometime when I'm home alone, i tie a noose and hang from it while masturbating. Its some really great groundbreaking shit.
Sep 24 2012 9:59PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
a couple years ago a kid from my school died while doing that..


bummer huh?
Sep 24 2012 10:00PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
Sometimes, after a long day, I like to lay in my pool and pretend I'm a mattress.
Sep 24 2012 10:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
Sep 24 2012 10:02PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
*like*

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I go outside and cover myself up in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
Sep 24 2012 10:03PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
yes?
Sep 24 2012 10:04PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
I wake up in the middle of the night and go to the basement once they're i stuff raw cold turkey down my pants then take a bath with my socks on ... Only socks then i lick peanut butter off my cats toes!
Sep 24 2012 10:05PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Sometimes when Im home alone, I'll put crest whitening strips on my eyeballs.
Sep 24 2012 10:05PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Sometimes when I'm home along I'll put a bandit mask on at night and pretend I'm a raccoon.
Sep 24 2012 10:06PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
yeah dude...shit was rough.
Sep 24 2012 10:06PM
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SkiinTrigga
Posts: 212 - Karma: 89
Hahahahaha. I lol'd.... haha.
Sep 24 2012 10:06PM
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SkiinTrigga
Posts: 212 - Karma: 89
Sometimes when I'm home alone, I tie lettuce onto my head, dig a hole and pretend I'm a carrot. Its fun.
Sep 24 2012 10:10PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Sep 24 2012 10:10PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
this thread is full of win. but now its my confession time. sometimes at night when i cant sleep, i take my cat, and i have sex with it. i usually put a sock over its head to keep the meowing down so that it wont wake anyone. its nice.
Sep 24 2012 10:10PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,421
sometimes when everyone is asleep, i spraypaint myself blue, and run down the road but naked screaming as loud as i can OOLONG JOHNSON OOLONG JOHNSON.
Sep 24 2012 10:12PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
memeing is dangerous bro
Sep 24 2012 10:14PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Hahahah I lost
Sep 24 2012 10:20PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
sometimes i drink water and pretend I'm a water bottle

sometimes i lift up my mattress to pretend I'm a crane pulling it out of a pool...
Sep 24 2012 10:21PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
Sometimes.....


I tighten up my hood and spit out chewed up chocolate and pretend I'm an anus.

wat.
Sep 24 2012 10:23PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Sometimes...

i wrap myself in pillows and squeeze myself to pretend I'm a boob
Sep 24 2012 10:26PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
in the most respectful way possible

it would suck so bad to be the kid that died while masturbating in a noose
Sep 24 2012 10:34PM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
sometimez.... i give elgato my aliases that are not my aliases and get unbanned and pretend im frenchy , sooooo r00d like dis
Sep 24 2012 10:36PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
sometimes i go outside, cover myself with dirt up to my neck, and pretend im a carrot
Sep 24 2012 10:38PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
sometimes i put a tissue on my dick and pretend its a ghost
Sep 24 2012 10:39PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I like to fill my bathtub up and turn the shower on so I can pretend I'm in a sinking submarine.
Sep 24 2012 10:39PM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
best
Sep 24 2012 10:47PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
Sometimes....

I cover myself up in mayo and night and pretend I'm a ghost.
Sep 25 2012 6:35AM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
He's back....
Sep 25 2012 6:41AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Sometimes, when I'm home alone, I put on a lot of Jiberish and pretend I'm Tom Wallisch.
Sep 25 2012 7:12AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Sometimes, when Im home alone, I put peas on my head. BUT DON'T CALL ME A PEA HEAD!!!
Sep 25 2012 7:29AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
One of the bes threads I've seen in Nsg in a while.
Sep 25 2012 7:52AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to get on ns and troll
Sep 25 2012 7:57AM
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GrabsForFun
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Sep 25 2012 7:59AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sometimes...I put on a swim cap and stick my head up people's asses and pretend I'm a dildo
Sep 25 2012 8:23AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sometimes...I put coffee grinds in my mouth and drink hot water, then diarrhea into a mug and pretend i'm a coffee maker




can't even type this wacky shit without lol-ing
Sep 25 2012 8:25AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Sometimes I cut myself in half and pretend I'm a broken tree after a storm
Sep 25 2012 8:27AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Sometimes...I put on concerts and then pee on young girls and pretend I'm R.Kelly
Sep 25 2012 8:34AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Some times I eat a frozen pizza and light myself on fire and pretend I'm an oven
Sep 25 2012 9:20AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sometimes... I smoke meth and go to a cow pasture, pick up handfuls of hay and cow shit and spin around as fast as I can and pretend I'm a tornado
Sep 25 2012 9:48AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Sometimes, I film a terrible edit and call myself Splice Productions
Sep 25 2012 9:57AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Sometimes I am nice to people and contribute but web people are funny I ban them and pretend I'm elGato
Sep 25 2012 9:57AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Sometimes... I put a bunch of food in my mouth, chew it up real fast while shaking my head and making machine noises, then spit it all over the floor and pretend i'm a blender
Sep 25 2012 10:41AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Sometimes...

 I eat a bunch of action figures and jump off balconies pretending i'm a plane crashing.

Sep 25 2012 10:47AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Sometimes... when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides
Sep 25 2012 10:51AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Sometimes, I call my home phone from my cell phone and pretend I have friends.
Sep 25 2012 10:55AM
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