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Most absurd questions you can think of

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EAST~COAST
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I'm pledging a fraternity and we have to interview the brothers but we can ask them anything we want to. Sex, drugs, alcohol, std's any thing you sick mind can think of to make them feel so uncomfortable post it
Sep 23 2012 11:48AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
if he had a dick in his ass and a dick in his mouth, which one does he take out first?



Sep 23 2012 11:49AM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
Ask them if they've ever gotten butt pounded
Sep 23 2012 11:49AM
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akarlsen
Posts: 523 - Karma: 144
i can tell that this thread is going to succeed.


anything with Penises, grandmothers and buttholes.
Sep 23 2012 11:51AM
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NotGhood
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if he has his dick in an ass a dick in his ass and dick in his mouth which one would he take out first.
Sep 23 2012 11:52AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,243
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Sep 23 2012 11:56AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,478
You have to chose a guy to stick his willy up your pooper. Who would it be?
Sep 23 2012 12:03PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
thats easy, tom wallisch
Sep 23 2012 12:05PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
youre saying he has an dick in his ass and his ass in his mouth, so does that say he got 2 dicks in his mouth or is that one dick youre talking about the same dick as in his ass wich is in his mouth too cause his ass is in his mouth and in that ass there is a dick?
Sep 23 2012 12:07PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
If i eat myself, will i disappear or double in size?
Sep 23 2012 12:09PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
if he has his dick in an ass, a dick in his ass, a dick in his mouth, a dick in each hand, and some sweaty hairy balls on his face, which one does he take out first?
Sep 23 2012 12:09PM
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t.dough
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,090
wat
Sep 23 2012 12:11PM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
FMK

Ghandi, dom deluise, pledges grandmother
Sep 23 2012 12:20PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Do you wipe standing or sitting? Or ask him questions about yourself like "why do I hate myself?"
Sep 23 2012 12:26PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
in my dad's fraternity they'd do the same thing


set up some lights, get a chair, strap the kid down and interrogate them. shit got intense because of the hostile feel of the questioning. they didn't even ask super specific questions, but they made the kid getting questioned feel like they knew he had done something and then he'd just admit to it and they'd laugh their asses off. one kid admitted to banging his sister after like 5 minutes of crying....
Sep 23 2012 12:41PM
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JBanden
Posts: 120 - Karma: 12
holy shit. the rest of my day is committed to finding the true answer. are we talking one incredible mouthful or a slow process of eating each limb until you have to be fork fed your necessary organs?
Sep 23 2012 12:47PM
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JBanden
Posts: 120 - Karma: 12
ask him if girls poop. and if they do, where does it come out?
Sep 23 2012 12:48PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
ask him if he would rather put a bra on oprah winfrey or take a bra off hillary clinton
Sep 23 2012 12:53PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Ask him if he's ever peed in someone's butt.
Ask him how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.
Sep 23 2012 12:59PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
if they had to have sex with one man in the fraternity who would it be and explain the mantasy in detail.

would you murder a preist of a different religion or commit suicide

what would you do differently if noone you knew would judge u


Sep 23 2012 1:02PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
if I were you, I'd stay away from asking anything embarrassing or mean. they'll ruin your day. OR just be ballsy as shit and ask him what his mom's bra size is, what kind of tampons she uses, toilet paper, etc.
Sep 23 2012 1:06PM
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Spinoza
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i dont think it matters. just consider the result
Sep 23 2012 1:08PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
not absurd, just interesting:
say you get a pair of new wool socks from your favorite uncle. you love these socks . you wear them everyday but as a result they get holes. after the first hole you sew up the socks, you use silk because you have no wool available. now your socks are fixed. but eventually another hole is made so you sew that up, with silk again. this process of getting a hole then sewing that hole with silk continues until eventually you have completely resewn your special socks. Every orignial thread has been replaced.
Are they the same socks?
Sep 23 2012 1:14PM
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roddy116
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why is it called a jolly rancher, if they dont make you jolly and they dont taste like ranch then why?

that was one of the questions when i was trying out for my highschools crack drill squad.
Sep 23 2012 1:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37163 - Karma: 116,394
Life or death situation. Either give a rim job too another dude or receive one from another dude.
Sep 23 2012 1:29PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
they do make you jolly.

But whats the deal with Airplane Peanuts?
Sep 23 2012 1:35PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
If the moon was made of barbecue spare rib, would ya eat it? Heck I know I sure would
Sep 23 2012 1:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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"If I had a gun to your head right now, and my friend Jamal had a gun to your mother's head, would you choose to be raped by my other friend Jerome, or would you choose to let your mother get raped?"
Sep 23 2012 1:44PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
you know how cold it is in space? bitch is frozen to the bone! or can you just take a piece to earth and heat it up here?
Sep 23 2012 1:47PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Jerome for sure.
Sep 23 2012 1:50PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
so youre gay then.


not that theres anything wrong with that..
Sep 23 2012 2:03PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Not exactly. If your mother was held at gunpoint, you wouldn't take a dick in the ass for her? After all, she took a dick for you.
Sep 23 2012 2:45PM
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ihitchadsgap
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Sep 23 2012 3:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735

Pulp Fiction - Burger Scene from tl2xlc on Vimeo.

Just do this.
Sep 23 2012 4:20PM
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