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Skiing without poles

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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
Skiing without poles is like getting a blowjob from a man...

It can be quite alright, and it can feel ok - until you take a look down and realize that you are gay...

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Oct 20 2004 10:01AM
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lipen69
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and you have experienced both i take it?


Stay Black Nigga
Oct 20 2004 10:08AM
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Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
I already saw that in someone elses signature you fuckin copier
Oct 20 2004 10:10AM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
and you have experienced both i take it?


Stay Black Nigga
Oct 20 2004 10:18AM
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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
why ski without poles when you can chrome plate them and be cool like me?





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Oct 20 2004 10:23AM
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bigTeddy
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i can't ski w/o poles
Oct 20 2004 11:15AM
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dr.awkward
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 26
honestly, why do we ski with poles? think about THAT!
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Oct 20 2004 11:21AM
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srwinnsuco
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no but really, its not a big deal if you ski without poles every once in awhile, its fun. Dont be thick headed fuckers.
Oct 20 2004 11:35AM
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PowderCanuck
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it does look pretty gay though. it seems to eliminate all style


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Oct 20 2004 11:52AM
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dr.awkward
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^thats just because nobody does it. plus when you use poles its tough to wear mits and mits are freaking awesome so we as skiers really screwed ourselves over now!
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Oct 20 2004 11:59AM
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dr.awkward
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 26
^thats just because nobody does it. plus when you use poles its tough to wear mits and mits are freaking awesome so we as skiers really screwed ourselves over now!
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Oct 20 2004 12:00PM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
man, you guys have nooooo sense of humor. And sorry - I didn't know it was already in someones signature.

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Oct 20 2004 12:08PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Andy Mahre. Is better than you. Has more style than a bowl of...style. Doesn't use poles, sometimes. Still has more style than you. Please, stop talking about this.

Who cares, anyways?

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Oct 20 2004 12:11PM
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skimack
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This kid's biting my quote.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

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Oct 20 2004 12:40PM
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onepiecerockstar
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whats wrong with getting a blowjob from a man?

Oct 20 2004 12:59PM
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onepiecerockstar
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
and also, getting a blowjob from a man doesn't make you gay. the only question is whether or not he's gay, and he's only gay if he gets more than a 3/4 chub while he's goin down on you. duh
Oct 20 2004 1:01PM
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onepiecerockstar
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
but skiing without poles is definetely gay.

Oct 20 2004 1:02PM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
i like the 3/4 detail. Wonder who measured that.

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Oct 20 2004 1:07PM
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scofield
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hmm i made a huge thread on this like a year ago.. get with the times


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Oct 20 2004 1:10PM
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onepiecerockstar
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on the whole blowjob/gay thing?
Oct 20 2004 1:12PM
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luckydevil
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Kotelet isn't getting BJs from men he's giving them to men.






'Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.'-Dave Barry
Oct 20 2004 1:44PM
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fr33rid3r
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thats not even true it doesnt feel good or anything. unless maybe you're a snowlerblader. its fucking gay why would you ski without poles its one of the things that defines skiing






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Oct 20 2004 5:14PM
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scofield
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^^^no but someone said that quote in my thread



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Oct 20 2004 5:17PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2926 - Karma: 983
who cares if someone skis without em, if you like keep them, if not, then dont use them, its as simple as taht
Oct 20 2004 5:17PM
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Shopey1080
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why do we ski with poles..haha how can u ski decently without them?
Shope da Dope
Oct 20 2004 5:46PM
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jibster270
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^^right you are
Oct 20 2004 6:11PM
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Barmski
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^^ you can man its possible. Theres a guy named Eric Pollard. I wonder if you've heard of em. No poles has potential to get big i think but more people hav to take it up. I started out wit out poles but I wont go back until I get a lot better like Andy Maure. Though I have seen Andy hit rails wit no poles i havent seen clips of em on big tables that i would like to see.
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Oct 20 2004 6:55PM
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break_a_leg
Posts: 179 - Karma: 16
there was a period of time when I didnt use poles because I dropped one off the lift, and I was doing rails and shit without them, its no big deal. whatever works for u
Oct 20 2004 7:22PM
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Joe.
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ERIC POLLARD



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my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 20 2004 7:38PM
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eastAR5
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haha 'pro arrieals'





Park Life
Oct 20 2004 7:46PM
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freeze717
Posts: 412 - Karma: 11
i like skiing with poles and do ski with poles like 99% of the time but every once in a while when your learning new trickes its easyer to ski w/o them.
Oct 20 2004 8:11PM
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arsenal601
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seems like skiing with no poles would be hard, no balance. i really dont care if people do, more talent to them. one time i was riding in park next to and maher, who at the time had no poles, and i didnt eve nrealize it until after he was gone









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Oct 20 2004 10:21PM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
why ski with poles? so you can do shittier grabs. so you can initiate turns, which is only really necesary to RACE...oh wait, i forgot...you just hold them there...kinda like posing. you pose to be a racer... fucking posers... balance..do you use poles when you walk jog or run? well if you always did, then youd need them to balance. (im assuming you do at least one of those) poles dont help your balance...actually, you fuck up your natural balance to compensate for poles being there. so whatever...id rather be called gay and know im straight, then call people gay because they are cooler than me..thats right...cooler than you..HAHA bitches


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Oct 20 2004 10:58PM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
* andy * ^^that would explain the rather disfigured image of a penis is your icon.

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Oct 20 2004 11:47PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 711
The only reason for poles is traversing... think about it.. thats the sole intention of them being invented.I still ski with poles most the time, but its in fear of god and his curse on the human mind. And that balance issue, people tell you that so the big corps make a little more money off a simple tool. Theyre handy when you get stuck in powder but besides that, you dont even need them to ski backcountry.. so in the park just fuckin ditch em and get yo groove on... HOLAAA


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Oct 20 2004 11:55PM
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skieveryday
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Kotelet,

The *andy* that you just tried to insult is Andy Mahre. I remember him in this Sessions Outerwear ad...his fucking style made GQ Magazine jealous. With or without poles (apparently as stated in this thread he skis without them sometimes) he would have made you look like a shithead.

Faggot...



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Oct 21 2004 1:30AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
THE NIGHTS FUCKIN MISSION:
buy/rent/play SSX3.
buy the poles.
after crying over the fact that you played a video game more than 4 hrs to get enough fake cash to purchase said poles on said game,
marvel at the beauty that is snowboarding with poles.
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

Oct 21 2004 2:30AM
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epimitheus
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namedropping asside, don't you think it's sometimes even a little FUN to ditch the poles for a bit just to goof around. It's not a fashion show, do what's fun. I'll drop the poles sometimes to goof around, why? cause it's fun! some of you just won't get it.

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Oct 21 2004 2:34AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
man i like poles for flat cat tracks to trails and for hiking but they are just there for me becuase i don't know different but they don't do that much good. no real reason for them except tradition.

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When I was 15 i found a mole on my neck and i knew then that I should try to make a living skiing... - Eric Pollard
Oct 21 2004 5:12AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
well if you candide you do your little french pole plant off jumps



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Oct 21 2004 6:01AM
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drunkan
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clearly gay, you will look like some nancy on snow blades, are there actually any benifits
www.ski-review.com
Oct 21 2004 6:25AM
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Cohete-Rojo!
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its ok to ski without poles everynow and then. who really cares. I've alwasys enjoyed ditching them every now and then, especially when I'm teaching other people how to ski. Its also fun to ski a straight line in the bumps without them from time to time. Its a challenge. I also ditch the poles when its my day to be video cam bitch. but one of the reasons why poles have been used in skiing (besides trraversing) is back in the olden days when ski's were 225 CM 2x4's. they helped people unweight so they could turn the skis. With out them skiing would have been a lot tougher. Today the ski's are designed better so the overemphasis on unweighting is not needed.
Oct 21 2004 11:38AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i was a prisoner to poles until I first got a job instructing. At the time I was only 15 so I was an assistant instructor. Which means ski in the back of the group and pick up any kids that fall down. So when I was doing that I wouldn't used poles. It makes you a better skier. After I quit that job I tried ditching my poles every once in a while. it's hard, but definitely helpful. Then when I started filming more, I would ditch my poles a lot more. I still use them most of the time but I am open to the no pole movement.





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Oct 21 2004 12:06PM
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arsenal601
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haha, kotelet accidentally tried to burn andy mahre









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Oct 23 2004 1:43AM
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J.D.
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^And failed miserably in the attempt... his icon is a Goomba, you moron. Who the hell doesn't recognize a Goomba when he sees one? You must be some kind of social reject... and you aren't going to be winning this one, either way. Arguing about what constitutes good skiing with someone who is better than you could ever hope to be on his worst day can't go well for you.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 23 2004 1:51AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Right on.

And how the hell don't you recognize his icon?
Have you never played Mario?
You must be some hell of a deprived child.

And while Andy can also ski better than you could ever hope to on the worst day of his life.
He'll kill you in Mario . Word is he plays that game switch.



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Oct 23 2004 1:59AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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OH NO, DAMAGES IN DEBATE, SAVE ME BATMAN!



Oct 23 2004 2:28AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
who cares if (GASP) andy mahre does it, it still looks gay. and its not like you cant grab well and do everything else just as well with poles. and they have style.
but how can un not recognize a goomba>?
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Oct 23 2004 10:38AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Oh damn... if only Mario did everything switch... that would be such a huge 'fuck you' to the Koopa troop. Just embarassing.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 23 2004 10:40AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
I was skiing without poles yesterday. J.D. heard all about it, haha!


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Oct 23 2004 1:28PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i honestly cannot ski without poles..i get this crazy urge to put my hands on my knees...

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Oct 23 2004 6:42PM
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