Replying to Today on the bus...

So today, i was taken the bus home from school, liek i normally do, and got on. with a couple of kids from the school down the road. This one girl, that looks liek you dont wanna mess with her was a friend of my friend daneet. so. daneet tells me this, and im like whatever. when this bad-looken-girl (whose name i found out was courtney) got of the bus, my friend jessica looked at her. not in a bad way, or anything. just a lil glance. shes like 'BITCH!' and jessica is liek 'WTF!?' 'You wanna go!? get the fuck off the bus you fucken whore!' 'Ummmmm no thanks.' At this time, we thought weve seen teh last of it, when she runs off and comes back with a friend. She gets on the bus again, and walks back to jessica and says 'why the fuck were you fucking looking at me you mother fucken whore!? fuck you you peice of shit!' 'what teh fuck are you talken about?! so i looked at you ou ugly bitch, so what!?' 'you fucken peice of my shit! you wanna go, ill take this off the bus. get teh fuck up, lets go.' 'im not going anywhere. get a fucken life you histarical screw up!' 'fuck you' and ofcourse, everyone can hear them, even them lil kids, and im laughing my ass off! so is all my friends! 'fuck you. i have better mother fuckers to mess' 'yeah, take you and your fucken ass off the bus!' 'if i fucken ever see you again, im gonna fucken break every single boen in your body, ya hear!?'
Courtney, was at least 4 foot 11. So, a short girl threathen my friend jess, whos liek 5 11,is a funny thing to see. i te;; ya, ive never, NEVER seen or heard a)something so funny and b) the word fuck used in so many ways. well, anyone else got crazy bus stories!?!?! or crazy stories in general?!
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