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kowabunga
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So today, i was taken the bus home from school, liek i normally do, and got on. with a couple of kids from the school down the road. This one girl, that looks liek you dont wanna mess with her was a friend of my friend daneet. so. daneet tells me this, and im like whatever. when this bad-looken-girl (whose name i found out was courtney) got of the bus, my friend jessica looked at her. not in a bad way, or anything. just a lil glance. shes like 'BITCH!' and jessica is liek 'WTF!?' 'You wanna go!? get the fuck off the bus you fucken whore!' 'Ummmmm no thanks.' At this time, we thought weve seen teh last of it, when she runs off and comes back with a friend. She gets on the bus again, and walks back to jessica and says 'why the fuck were you fucking looking at me you mother fucken whore!? fuck you you peice of shit!' 'what teh fuck are you talken about?! so i looked at you ou ugly bitch, so what!?' 'you fucken peice of my shit! you wanna go, ill take this off the bus. get teh fuck up, lets go.' 'im not going anywhere. get a fucken life you histarical screw up!' 'fuck you' and ofcourse, everyone can hear them, even them lil kids, and im laughing my ass off! so is all my friends! 'fuck you. i have better mother fuckers to mess' 'yeah, take you and your fucken ass off the bus!' 'if i fucken ever see you again, im gonna fucken break every single boen in your body, ya hear!?'
Courtney, was at least 4 foot 11. So, a short girl threathen my friend jess, whos liek 5 11,is a funny thing to see. i te;; ya, ive never, NEVER seen or heard a)something so funny and b) the word fuck used in so many ways. well, anyone else got crazy bus stories!?!?! or crazy stories in general?!
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Jun 18 2002 6:46PM
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CTripper
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its fun to make friends and talk with the weird people on the city bus
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Jun 18 2002 6:48PM
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--J()nes--
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wre always liiek throwin shits at peopl elike we hit a chineese lady ing ther face eith a muffin and i lauhged like a mofo till she got on or bus and started to yell in chineses and then outr buss drinver like picked her up and thriugh her off the bus and she was soo pissed...she couldnt speaskk a woerd of engish



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Jun 18 2002 6:50PM
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AppSkier
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There is this fat girl that rode my bus, we called her 'stencil brow' because she drew on eyebrows with lipstick or something. Good times...


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Jun 18 2002 6:54PM
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five0
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kowabunga...that sounds like my bus except the girl taking courtneys place wood be amy goodrich...shes 15 and i swear to god shes only about 4'5 or so i forgot how tall the nurse said she was but she tried to fight a fat girl.....the fat girl backed down tho cuz she had some kind of pop tart in her bookbag she would rather eat
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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Jun 18 2002 7:12PM
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kowabunga
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hahahah
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Jun 18 2002 7:17PM
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Drail
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no offence - but that story really sucked ass. It had no ending... they didn't fight, so what's so big about it? you're friend is a little pussy girl. she was getting called on and (as you say) could have taken her - so why didn't she? instead she just spit words and couldn't back them up.

also - that shit happens all the time (chicks bitching at eachother). I could go on saying how Becky and Jenn yelled at each other 'cause Jenn slept with Becky's bf, but I won't 'cause i'm sure noone would care.

AND you are a terrable speller and that shit was confusing to follow... I mean come on, use some proper punctuation now just 'butch'what did you call me' 'get off the bus' so she gets of and comes back with friends 'why you ou at me like that' you get the idea.

Darryl Hunt
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Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 18 2002 7:40PM
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Pipe_Munky
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ahh...bitch fights, a thing of pure chaos! one girl at my school isn't allowed near almost half the girls in the school cuz she is ready to kick their asses. the best part is, all the bitches that fight at my school are hot so when the cat fights break out, all the guys crowd around hopin for some clothing to be torn off. there are times where we haven't been disapointed





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Jun 18 2002 7:58PM
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five0
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nothing good like a good bitch fight ever happens at my school.....they just talk...these girls next to my lecker yesterday were having a huge word bitch fight and ya know what they were saying to each other?? 'MY ASS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!' 'NUH UH MINES BIGGER YOU BITCH ASS HOE'

'ILL KICK YOUR TINY ASS YOU SKANK'

and so on and so forth...but what they were argueing about is wierd
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 18 2002 8:16PM
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dspin7x
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hah yea like daryl said a 'TERRABLE speller'
Jun 19 2002 12:28AM
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dspin7x
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It's funny when you try to insult people for their spelling when you can't yourself.
Jun 19 2002 12:29AM
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Drail
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shut up - you get the point.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 1:00AM
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etom
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FOOD, THIS GUDZA sge ghut ib ntg abd sge was a manb abd ghut on me and i dont liek men hitting on my and i was liek foo and it was alll oohioo and i am straight that homo hit on me da,n foo damn capitole hill fuka




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Jun 19 2002 5:11AM
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kowabunga
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hahhaha, sorry, i type fast.
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Jun 19 2002 1:30PM
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fairygirl
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Jess is above getting into a bitch fight for stupid reasons like that. Jess could kick ass, if she wanted to though.


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Jun 19 2002 5:05PM
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c_lo
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Man it's all about the one liners. If someone gives you the lip you use your head. You figure something clever out and you shut them down. You just degrade yourself talking to trash like that. If you feel mad use your anger to teach them a fucking lesson.
Jun 19 2002 6:11PM
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kowabunga
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yeah, jess could kick ass, hahah, maybe even mine!
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Jun 19 2002 8:22PM
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westcoaststyle
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the best one liner to say to guys if theyre bitching at you is 'hey, you left your tampon back there princess'
Jun 20 2002 1:33AM
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