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Guy falls in love with a horse!!

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theBearJew
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So there's this kid and he is the biggest lying 2-faced piece of shit alive today. He makes up stories about people and tries to turn everyone against you. He lives in a very rich area and steals food from dumpsters at the end of the day outside of Dunkin donuts and other places...calls it freeganism. (no shame if you do that. He just rubs it in everyone's face all the time) He's a vegetarian and straight edge and talks about it all the time, he's even has a XXX straight edge tattoo on his chest. He caries bear mace with him like a rape victim and this horse is probably his only friend... I found this picture of him online and thought it would be an excellent meme. Or photoshop it do whatever you think is funny. Fuck this kid.

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Here's the link to make your own memes, http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qze3x/

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Sep 19 2012 1:37PM
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shuckle
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op what the fuck
Sep 19 2012 1:39PM
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.AR6rider.
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Mr. Hands v2.0
Sep 19 2012 1:40PM
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mowglii
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are you secretly gay for him?
Sep 19 2012 1:41PM
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Lansfield
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Sep 19 2012 1:41PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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idk what happened between you two but he clearly won
Sep 19 2012 1:43PM
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theBearJew
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I know OP usually doesnt do this. but I wanted to.

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Sep 19 2012 1:46PM
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NotGhood
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Lost. That kid sounds like he's just misunderstood, you shouldn't be so hard on him.
Sep 19 2012 1:47PM
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Hamster.
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I was going to post just let it go, but then lost it here
Sep 19 2012 1:47PM
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baethoven
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Fun Fact: Dunkin' Donuts throws away a trash bag of doughnuts every night. You can usually get the bag from them before they throw it away.



Sep 19 2012 1:53PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah the ones that fell out of the oven onto the nasty greasy ass floor or the ones left over from the day before probably..

I'll leave that to the freegatarians.
Sep 19 2012 1:58PM
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baethoven
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*the ones that were made late and weren't sold....



Sep 19 2012 2:24PM
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[hamnuts]
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lol matthew broderick
Sep 19 2012 2:28PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Robert Downey Jr.
Sep 19 2012 2:31PM
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seward
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Horseface McGee
Sep 19 2012 2:34PM
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Puns
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sounds like I want to be his friend
Sep 19 2012 2:38PM
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[hamnuts]
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Oh Jakey, I don't even know how I would manage to survive if I didn't have you in my life to correct my mistakes about Sarah Jessica Parker's love interests ;)
Sep 19 2012 2:42PM
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theabortionator
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I don't see a problem with him. Op seems like a giant douche though.

Let the kid be. God this place sucks sometimes.
Sep 19 2012 2:44PM
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CheddarJack
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I was expecting a dude to marry a horse or something, not just like his pet horse... you're digging too deep OP.
Sep 19 2012 2:53PM
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crab_pretzel
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haha the second one is actually kinda funny
Sep 19 2012 3:03PM
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theBearJew
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Thanks. Thinking more about it now I should har written a fake news story about him. Where he fell in love with a horse after being raped by it. And now is going to be featured on taboo.
Sep 19 2012 4:59PM
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theabortionator
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God you're a douche. Why don't you go do something with your own life.

Tired of all these "There's this kid at my school that I don't like so make a bunch of memes of him for my 12 year old satisfaction herpdy derpdy derp"
Sep 19 2012 5:13PM
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roddy116
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break his nose and move on with your life, or you could take one of his gauges and toss it
Sep 19 2012 5:17PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I take it he made up a story about you and now everyone hates you? And being straight edge isn't a bad thing haha although it is annoying when people are like omg straight edge im way better than you.. but if I made a thread for every immature kid with attention problems that I have met I would've been banned a long time ago.
Sep 19 2012 5:18PM
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theabortionator
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OP
Sep 19 2012 5:27PM
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shuckle
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op...
Sep 19 2012 5:58PM
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bnewbs6
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Instantly thought of this.
Sep 19 2012 6:14PM
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theabortionator
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I think it's no drugs, alcohol, or promiscuous sex. Might just be practicing safe sex, idk.

Idk if it's still around but there was a whole movement with metal and punk bands. One of my friends was really into it for a while. I've been to festivals with him since and he's not like that at all anymore though.

I don't have a problem with it. It's not my thing but it's cool that people that are trying resist using drugs or alcohol or simply don't want to, have a place to kick it with like minded people. Way better than that above the influence shit. Idk. Never had any problems with them. To each his own.
Sep 19 2012 6:28PM
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JeremyClarkson
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When I read the thread title I expected to see a picture of theabortionator and his wife inside.

Im dissapointed op.

Sep 19 2012 6:33PM
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fupaface
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Sep 19 2012 6:40PM
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cobra_commander
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This was very necessary.
Sep 19 2012 6:47PM
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theabortionator
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Still trying way to hard. You aren't very good at it. Give it a rest. Go ask mommy to take you out for ice cream or something.
Sep 19 2012 6:51PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Idk everybody I know who says they are straight edge is just like against drugs and alcohol. I didn't know there was like an actual straight edge movement and shit. Basically like someone who wears a purity ring but doesn't do it for God.
Sep 19 2012 7:14PM
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Shukovski
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On a slightly related note:

For three bottles of vodka we once made a drunk have sex with horse.

He was kicked in the groin before he got close and we made nice video.
Sep 19 2012 8:08PM
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baethoven
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The bestiality video may have been the strangest thing I've seen in 6 months... like wtf. I feel dirtier having sat through that. I honestly don't know what to think anymore haha.
Sep 19 2012 8:40PM
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geteducated
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i hope that dude has an accident involving that horse and those gauged ears.
Sep 19 2012 8:49PM
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E__
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Pretty sure it's no sex whatsoever, not 100% true.
Sep 19 2012 8:52PM
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E__
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Tits, meant to say not 100% sure.
Sep 19 2012 8:52PM
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Bodhisattva_
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The fact that English is your second language makes this post so much better. I totally read "we made nice video" in Borat's voice. But you should post the video.
On another note, in the town I'm from a guy didn't even do it for vodka, and he got his small intestine ripped out by the horses cock after he got close. They made nice video of that too.
Sep 19 2012 9:16PM
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theBearJew
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Well this went south on me. Can we at least agree that picture is really gay?
Sep 19 2012 11:31PM
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Puns
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is that even a question? He's showing compassion to probably what is a male horse. Fucking gay as shit. Plus he has defined muscles, nice piercings, a healthy skin tone and supple lips. If I want to have sex with him, he is clearly gay.
Sep 19 2012 11:40PM
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everyone
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and notice you don't see his left hand, only the right. clearly, he is stroking the horse's 8 foot cock.
Sep 20 2012 1:01AM
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baethoven
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hahaha I thought about this too, but kinda realized its more cyber shit talking. If this kid had an account on here, and he had called him out by name and such I feel like that would be more along the lines of being a cyber bully. Besides the fact that this is a public outlet, NS is somewhat of a private community, and like I said, I doubt that kid skis. I could just be really high though.
Sep 20 2012 1:26AM
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klayer_9
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what you did there, i see it.
Sep 20 2012 1:41AM
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