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Quotes for ski club

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Murphology
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my school just had a meeting for our annual ski club this year and im designing a possible shirt idea but i want a creative slogan/ quote for it any suggestions newschoolers

other than pee in her butt.
Sep 18 2012 10:18PM
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CashmereCat
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Did I get the grab?
Sep 18 2012 10:20PM
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Ac31stuff
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If your not living your dying.
Sep 18 2012 10:21PM
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LoathesRaisins
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Sep 18 2012 10:21PM
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Murphology
Posts: 151 - Karma: 65
I mean for a shirt! haha dont think this is fitting on the back
Sep 18 2012 10:24PM
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iFlip
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Yes, this one - exactly as posted. That way people will know you're in college just to ski, without worrying anything at all about learning. To Ac31stuff...I recommend you set your sights a little lower in life. Maybe shoot for a Good Enough Degree by the age of 30?
Sep 18 2012 10:31PM
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CliffyByro
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our ones say "Come Party and Get Naked", cos that's basically what happens...
Sep 18 2012 10:35PM
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Master_Debater
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"Afterbangin', after class"
"GapeSquad"
"I can cork zero blow me"

Those are all things you could put on your shirts. I'm going to expect some royalties to myself though.
Sep 18 2012 10:40PM
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daannnnieel
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you're gonna need a crane for that.

And an old time classic, "backdoor sluts 9"
Sep 18 2012 10:41PM
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Wolffy
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"My ankles are broken!"
Sep 18 2012 10:45PM
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ihitchadsgap
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well if its for school it could be like:

 What GPA Means To Us

G.P.A. - glorious pow allday!!!!

or somethin along those lines

Sep 18 2012 10:47PM
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grapejuice3000+
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you can never go wrong with something obscenely explicit. especially in school
Sep 18 2012 10:47PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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The first rule of ski club is that you don't talk about ski club.
The second rule of ski club is that you don't talk about ski club.
Sep 18 2012 11:22PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Im livin like larry.
Sep 19 2012 12:30AM
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Joebin
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Ski club: Because its more fun to ride two sticks.
Sep 19 2012 12:32AM
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Dunnah
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Something I made for a different thread but this could work
Sep 19 2012 12:35AM
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Joebin
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I lol'd. You should put a night gown size in there somewhere though.
Sep 19 2012 12:38AM
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ski4fun420
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Ski Club: "You will always remember the fun you had."
I fucking loved the skiclub at Newbury Park High School Calif.. I made every trip in high school. I will never forget the trips we did. Utah, (Brianhead, Snowbird, Alta, Solitude, Brighton Park West and Park City Sun Valley, Mammoth, Steamboat, Vail and Badger Pass too! Ski Club= Lifelong memories....
Sep 19 2012 12:42AM
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EricaMN.
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"Huck it to flat"
Sep 19 2012 12:44AM
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Wallisch_pl
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That's like saying, if you like women and your a guy, you're straight
Sep 19 2012 12:44AM
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Piste.Off
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carve hard, grab blunt
Sep 19 2012 12:46AM
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caucasian_chad
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"I am the best skier on the mountain, watch me rip this shit"
Sep 19 2012 12:54AM
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Puns
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You can't be dying without living, and if the definition of dying is getting closer to death, than you can't be living without dying. So no, but it is a dumb quote. Also the man could be bisexual or pansexual.
Sep 19 2012 12:55AM
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Funnel
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"The only co-cirricular that takes two balls" or some variation of that.
Sep 19 2012 12:55AM
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punkrock32
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I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
Sep 19 2012 12:56AM
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Ac31stuff
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it means if your not activly participating in making your life enjoyable your wasting it.
Sep 19 2012 1:02AM
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Wallisch_pl
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my apologies, if you are a man and only like women ,THEN you are straight
Sep 19 2012 3:30PM
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deleted5
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i would buy that tall tee
Sep 19 2012 3:39PM
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.Tom.
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"It's all downhill from here."
Sep 19 2012 3:40PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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skiing....because snowboarding is for posers and pussies
Sep 19 2012 5:50PM
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Ehh...
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I skied once...
Sep 19 2012 5:51PM
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Uah
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Helicopters, rail grinds and naked woman. Welcome to the club.
Sep 19 2012 6:08PM
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GDC
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N*ggas gotta eat, C*nts get f*cked


seems like it would work well in a school setting
Sep 19 2012 6:24PM
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WI_Personallty
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Gapers Unite.

My view on ski club

Sep 19 2012 6:28PM
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ski4fun420
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When you do not grow up near a good ski resort, a good ski club means great times.
Everyone has to start somewhere.
Sep 19 2012 6:57PM
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thelizards
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threads
Sep 19 2012 6:59PM
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penguin_steeze
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hahahaha
Sep 19 2012 7:02PM
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LDV
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Pizza! Don't french fry!
Sep 19 2012 8:12PM
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ThundaKilla
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Can YOU double? Triple?
Sep 19 2012 8:17PM
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coolflash8
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can you triple whirly bird helicopter?
Sep 19 2012 8:25PM
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Goku
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My personal favorite quote is
"Fuck it, just huck it"
Sep 19 2012 8:27PM
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Dragonite.
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Ayo, jib?
Sep 19 2012 8:31PM
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ski4fun420
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Ski for fun don't be a bum


Get off the couch and join the ski club


Sep 19 2012 8:55PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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"niggaz be trippin"- Abe Lincon
Sep 19 2012 9:07PM
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seb_hofmann
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stole my idea murph
Sep 19 2012 9:15PM
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Errl
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How about "Snow, the other white powder"
Sep 19 2012 9:15PM
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DERS.
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"im shaun white and im drunk as fuck" -matt walker
Sep 19 2012 9:17PM
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