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**** Recent Hook Ups 2012 ****

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Wadsworth
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So this thread is all about to here your crazy stories about you hooking up with girls. Funny places where you hooked up with her. This should be pretty funny because I know all of you guys got a good story to tell.

When I was at MHSSC over the summer I hooked up with this chick from Cali downstairs in the basement like where the pool table is. We hooked up on the couch and my counselor came downstairs and we did not here him and he came up right behind us and just started laughing. It was fucken hilarious.

Lets here them storys.

Stay Easy everyone
Sep 18 2012 3:28PM
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A_Harrington
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^LAWL! Also whats your real name Ski_Alot?
Sep 18 2012 8:10PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
and am I the only one that considers hooking up fucking? not just making out?
Sep 18 2012 8:11PM
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A_Harrington
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yo lucas its alex, whats been up?
Sep 18 2012 8:14PM
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deleted5
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i was going home with this girl in boulder to have the sex. i didn't want to wait till we got to her home, so i fucked her on a random jeep park on the street. after we went home she told me she had a contract with youjizz and does porn. i don't know if that is true or not but thats just what she told me.
Sep 18 2012 8:16PM
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Masta_Baka
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thats pretty neat
Sep 18 2012 8:18PM
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Laurent.
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I accidentally slept with the long time girlfriend of a good friend of mine, we where both rather drunk and when I'm in that state I'm apparently some master of seduction.

We woke up in this random student home on a random bed.

It was awkward.
Sep 18 2012 8:26PM
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alvy.
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Damn dude the girls at session 6 were beat as hell what were you thinking? It was like a solid 7 reunion.
Sep 18 2012 11:19PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I hooked up with Lisa Ann.
Sep 18 2012 11:24PM
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Zimmerman
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Got with a girl drunk at a concert a little more than a month ago, didn't text her after cause I figured it was just a quick drunk concert hook, then I went to a concert this weekend and she happened to be there and started talking to me. It happened again and now we're talking. Pretty cool I guess.
Sep 18 2012 11:27PM
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daannnnieel
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ew
Sep 18 2012 11:36PM
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Wadsworth
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Yo Lucas dude its Ryan. hahha
Sep 18 2012 11:39PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
i fucked ex's sister at a party last weekend..SCORE
Sep 18 2012 11:44PM
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hot.pocket
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Who is this Ex you speak of and what does his sister look like.
Sep 18 2012 11:47PM
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Heinzler
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ex on the left, sister on right

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Sep 18 2012 11:51PM
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.Jacob
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It's a large textual collage of multiple meme references alluding to the male character in the story ejaculating into the female's cervix, therefor (possibly) ruining her life.
Sep 18 2012 11:55PM
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Wadsworth
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They look like there 15..
Sep 18 2012 11:57PM
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deleted5
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i was gonna say 13 tops.
Sep 18 2012 11:59PM
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hot.pocket
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I was gonna say 7 tops.

Sep 19 2012 12:03AM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
hooked up with my ex girlfriend in my car 2 weeks ago, and now we're friends with benefits.... never thought it would work out so well. but this summer i hooked up with a girl under a blanket in her backyard while our friends were having a camp fire.... we thought the music was louder then it was needless to say shit was weird in the morning
Sep 19 2012 12:03AM
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crab_pretzel
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hahaha i dont know why, maybe its cuz im gettin a little tired and giddy, but ive just been chuckling through all the responses in this thread. i absolutely lost it at this though hha
Sep 19 2012 12:07AM
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Wadsworth
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Yeah thats sounds right
Sep 19 2012 6:53AM
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Caspaaa
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fucked a girl back home like seven or eight times over the summer at her house while her parents were asleep, on her hammock, on the playground near our houses, and a few other places.


been hooking up with a girl where i spend the summer but obviously that stopped when i left for school this year. hooked up with a girl here at school three times, and made out with countless chicks at parties




and then theres a girl back home who i'm going to be asking out soon. i'll have to wait it out while i'm away at school but it'll be crazy when i'm home hha
Sep 19 2012 11:03AM
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dergblerp
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Yo Ryan it's tommy.
Sep 19 2012 11:25AM
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Hamster.
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I've had quite a few hook ups if were not talking about sex, but if we are I have two.

One: Earlier this year I slept with one of Joe Paterno's granddaughters a few times, then I moved to Germany where I met a girl from Mexico, simply did oral when we first met, visited her this past weekend, fucked a few times and were still talking. Plan to keep fucking for the rest of the year. I like this plan.
Sep 19 2012 1:01PM
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Hamster.
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I'm not going to get into an argument about him in this thread. He was a man I knew personally that did amazing things in his life, but also made a mistake. Unfortunately, that's all he will be remembered for rather than the 60+ years of philanthropy he did for the development of young men, and the entire community of State College.
Sep 19 2012 1:18PM
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Hamster.
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It was a glorious fuck, the world was ready to learn of it.
Sep 19 2012 1:42PM
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Hamster.
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I prefer to keep my penis white.
Sep 19 2012 1:48PM
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RICK_ROSS
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story of my life
Sep 19 2012 1:49PM
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Ski_Alot
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Peter
Sep 19 2012 2:11PM
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