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**** Recent Hook Ups 2012 ****

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Wadsworth
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So this thread is all about to here your crazy stories about you hooking up with girls. Funny places where you hooked up with her. This should be pretty funny because I know all of you guys got a good story to tell.

When I was at MHSSC over the summer I hooked up with this chick from Cali downstairs in the basement like where the pool table is. We hooked up on the couch and my counselor came downstairs and we did not here him and he came up right behind us and just started laughing. It was fucken hilarious.

Lets here them storys.

Stay Easy everyone
Sep 18 2012 3:28PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
hooked up with the sister of a good friend of mine, man oh man if he finds out im going to get some slaps
Sep 18 2012 3:31PM
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Big_Spence
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i had sex with a longtime childhood friend this last weekend. she was 100% sober and i was shithoused. her (semi) boyfriend comes home today from cali, so i've been using the Perfect Pushup for about 3 hours a day since friday in hopes of protecting my beautiful face.

also this thread blows.
Sep 18 2012 3:32PM
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northeast
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itt: kids who never get any.
Sep 18 2012 3:32PM
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PON3
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Leave these threads for Ladies men cult only please. If not a member ask to join its super easy.
Sep 18 2012 3:36PM
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Wadsworth
Posts: 962 - Karma: 1,131
Nah dog this thread is pretty funny.
Sep 18 2012 3:39PM
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Wallisch_pl
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i hooked up with my sister, she is a fineeeeeeeee womannnnnnnnnn

Sep 18 2012 3:45PM
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JamieOBalls
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LOL!
Sep 18 2012 3:46PM
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Wallisch_pl
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 18 2012 3:47PM
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Wadsworth
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Thats just fucked..
Sep 18 2012 3:48PM
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Lansfield
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This one time at band camp. truestory.
Sep 18 2012 3:50PM
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PuttyJoe
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I'm sure it was exactly like that, there's nothing like some good old family lovin'.
Sep 18 2012 3:50PM
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CluckaChuck
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Multiple parks, baseball stadium, beach, backyard, tent, beside a river and in my pool. Outdoors is the best.
Sep 18 2012 3:55PM
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Wadsworth
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Hahahahhaha heck yeah
Sep 18 2012 4:04PM
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J_MAC
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on a community church rooftop claim, I am a sinner
Sep 18 2012 4:06PM
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Chinchi
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same
Sep 18 2012 4:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I swear if you keep doing this the mods will be douche bags and ban you...i like your style though
Sep 18 2012 4:08PM
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Ski_ThEast
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Baseball diamond, tennis court, beach, ski run, woods, next to a bonfire, on a dock, and in a golf cart.  Yep, outdoors is the best.
Sep 18 2012 4:17PM
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Wadsworth
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wait they will ban me for creating this thread? or him for saying that
Sep 18 2012 4:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
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indeed we will !

i'm pretty sure that somewhere in the small letters of the NS rulebook, it mentions bestialities as a 3rd degree bannable offense ...


now to make sure you're not just acting like a buffoon and are indeed violating small farm animals, i'm forced to request the good ol' 'Pics or it didn't happen!'
Sep 18 2012 4:36PM
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Stickity
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fingered my sister's friend while she was upstairs
the next day was really awkward
Sep 18 2012 4:37PM
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Wallisch_pl
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no, your fine
Sep 18 2012 4:37PM
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CluckaChuck
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Golf Cart eh? I might have to get that one off the list before winter.
Sep 18 2012 4:45PM
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YoungChristmas
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My uncle Jimmy wanted to show me something cool in the attic
Sep 18 2012 4:54PM
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elemeno89
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top of a forty story building in midtown manhattan.
school library.
school lecture hall (holds about 300 students, so the acoustics are prime).
hooked up while there were ten people in the room (that one was risky)
Sep 18 2012 5:00PM
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Jeebus.
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finally got my dick sucked from a chick with a tongue ring, not as amazing as i had expected, plus she kept choking on it, which usually i don't mind at all but girl couldn't fit more than a couple inches in so i had to keep pushing her down on it, then i nutted on her face so it was all good.
Sep 18 2012 5:02PM
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baaangthat
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last weekend was my buddies birthday, hes desperately in love with this girl we work with but is deep in the friendzone...we all went out and got super shitty and went back to this girls condo, i went to sleep in her roommates bed cause shes out of town...like ten minutes girl comes in and we somehow start banging. loud bang on the condo door outside, dude comes in the room to wake me up cause cops are outside, see me banging "his girl" flips shit...i put pants on to see whats up with the cops, our (black) friend was wandering around the complex and they needed him to go inside..i defuse the situation and go inside and the fuming kid punches me in the face. im too drunk to care, girl starts screaming at him "Youre not my BF get it through your head..." hafta make up random stories all week at work where black eye came from...we go out again this past weekend for other (black) kids birthday and i accidentally this girl again but at least we're alone this time so no big issues...friendzoned kid bangs on her door at 8am like wtf...i pretend to sleep...hear him crying his heart out to her like a bitch in the other room #alphaoverbeta
Sep 18 2012 5:36PM
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CluckaChuck
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hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Sep 18 2012 5:44PM
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RubberSoul
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haha i didnt have high hopes for this but that was amusing
Sep 18 2012 5:46PM
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danderson.
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Damn dude, you better cuff your chick. She sounds wildin'.
Sep 18 2012 5:47PM
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the.nile
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in the middle of a soccer field at a very very wealthy kids camp, in the foam pit of the gymnastics center at the same camp (that was very awkward and strange), on a golf cart in the middle of the day at the camp with the directors daughter, on a catamaran on lake champlain, on trampoline and at the welcome sign at a different camp. then the usual bed, shower, table, floor, and couch
Sep 18 2012 5:49PM
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THURSTY
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Never hooked up :( im awfull with girls
Sep 18 2012 5:56PM
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Bateman
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how old are you?

the secret is to just jam it in when they least expect it.
Sep 18 2012 6:07PM
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MNS
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i thought you have a girlfriend
Sep 18 2012 6:11PM
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hot.pocket
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You're not as cool as you think you are.
Sep 18 2012 6:11PM
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Bateman
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you might be one of my favorite members
Sep 18 2012 6:12PM
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Ski_Alot
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wait during what session was this?????
because i got a handy at mhssc during session 6
Sep 18 2012 6:18PM
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Radio
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hooked up with this chick in her room at her cabin, it was like 3 in the am and she just put her bra on and we walked out to the living room and her dad was outside, needless to say i booked it out of there
Sep 18 2012 6:19PM
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Big_Spence
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we broke up.when.she left for college.:(
Sep 18 2012 6:42PM
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1337
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you what?
Sep 18 2012 6:45PM
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baaangthat
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accidentally this girl again
Sep 18 2012 6:46PM
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Wolffy
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ok slenderman
Sep 18 2012 6:47PM
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1337
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Sep 18 2012 6:49PM
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MNS
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ahh, thats a bummer.
Sep 18 2012 6:50PM
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RileyZap
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Worst fear... Also threads
Sep 18 2012 6:50PM
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Wallisch_pl
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whipped
Sep 18 2012 6:58PM
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NotGhood
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LOL what.

also i like this thread
Sep 18 2012 6:58PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
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O rly? I've pm'ed 4 different cult leaders, and requested an invite atleast twice. and I'm still not in
Sep 18 2012 7:01PM
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Wadsworth
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Pretty sure it was session 6
Sep 18 2012 7:50PM
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Lucas
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lol that girl fucked a guy every session she was there
Sep 18 2012 8:03PM
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