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How to be the best hockey player

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kevmac
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so at hockey practice today we started talking like we were canadian hoping it would help us get better and it did try it some time
Sep 17 2012 8:13PM
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edai
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You break their spirit. Make them feel like garbage, like scum. Then you attack, crush their bones and crack their skulls. Put them into the wall, over the wall, and through the wall. Crack some ice, crack some pads, crack some helmets. Do what it takes to win, no regrets, no rules.
Sep 17 2012 8:14PM
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youngdtay
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How does one talk they are Canadian? I still haven't figured this out and I am Canadian...
Sep 17 2012 8:15PM
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daannnnieel
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I don't respect hockey kids. Most of them have mullets, and are fucking retarded.
Sep 17 2012 8:15PM
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E__
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And slit their jugular with your skate blade.


But seriously I bet I'm better than you at hockey.
Sep 17 2012 8:15PM
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kevmac
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hell yeah

Sep 17 2012 8:15PM
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youngdtay
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talk like* sorry
Sep 17 2012 8:16PM
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NotGhood
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I resent the stereotype.
Sep 17 2012 8:16PM
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thewhiteprophet
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-wear Bass Fish Pro hats
-chew lots of dip
-be a douche
-work out a lot
-play hockey from the age of 3
-have lots of money
-have lots of connections (mostly from your parents)
-drink tons of unnecessary protein shakes
-be coordinated

you'll be drafted in no time.
Sep 17 2012 8:16PM
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edai
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Lol I don't even play hockey.

But we have the same name, good shit broguy.
Sep 17 2012 8:17PM
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thewhiteprophet
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forgot to say, grow out some greasy flowing hair.
Sep 17 2012 8:17PM
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youngdtay
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I agree, I've never even played ice hockey before...
Sep 17 2012 8:17PM
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E__
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Haha, that was aimed at OP dude, kind of confusing how I posted it now that I look back.
Sep 17 2012 8:18PM
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status_whitegirl
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- have immaculate flow

but 4real i used to play hockey and love how on point all those are
Sep 17 2012 8:22PM
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Caspaaa
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kids above me got it down

also,

-only hang out with hockey kids in a giant group


my schools hockey team all brought rollerblades and what not to school to skate in our rink before the season starts (ice gets taken down and put up every year).

so on weekend nights (boarding school) they get in a giant group, slip on rollerblades, hop on razor scooters, bikes, longboards and i think one kid had a ripstick.... and they skate around campus in a giant pack dipping and being wicked loud.

on occasion they go mess with people who are trying to hook up haha

i haven't been on the receiving side of any of their pranks so i find them fucking hilarious.
Sep 17 2012 8:27PM
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Puzzled
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Coming from a canadian, gotta have that back coiffe
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Sep 17 2012 8:59PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Quite simple for me..


Save the puck.
Sep 17 2012 9:01PM
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