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Pooping in public restrooms

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Jesse.White
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i hate it but some dont mind it. You thoughts?
Sep 16 2012 4:06PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
i think the question is do you have to poop yes or no
Sep 16 2012 4:07PM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
Are you going to shit your pants or not? If not save it for home, at least at home there isnt piss on the seat.
Sep 16 2012 4:08PM
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5m0k3we3d
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I love playing battleshits with strangers.
Sep 16 2012 4:08PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
i think the real question is that this thread sucks and this isn't a question
Sep 16 2012 4:08PM
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jimmydar
Posts: 852 - Karma: 1,628
only for the biggest and most immediate shits
Sep 16 2012 4:22PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13118 - Karma: 19,088
1-just dont sit
2-Im sure public bathrooms are cleaner than your bathroom
Sep 16 2012 4:23PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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They're communal, so yea. And some of the dorm bathrooms are so fucking gross at my school.
Sep 16 2012 4:24PM
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.travis.
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I love it! I always use crazy amounts of tp when i go in one.
Sep 16 2012 4:25PM
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Dragonite.
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Haha lost.
Sep 16 2012 4:29PM
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NotGhood
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i've never understood what the big deal about public restrooms is
Sep 16 2012 4:44PM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55
i always seem to take the messiest shits in public restrooms which sucks with that .1 ply toilet paper they give you
Sep 16 2012 4:47PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Me either, if I have to go I don't deny myself. I just don't be a pussy and go take a shit. Not like you're gonna get AIDS or something from the seat.
Sep 16 2012 5:52PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
i kind of agree with you op, dont have to worry about keeping it clean, and free paper, but at the same time nah they scare me
Sep 16 2012 5:54PM
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Chinchi
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I have a routine, first I gotta wipe off da seat wif toilet paper, then the white part where the dick may touch, then i take it slow and steady, wash the fuck outta my hands and skidadle on out
Sep 16 2012 5:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
same. I literally feel terrible for the poor soul who needs to clean the bathroom on my floor. Its a biohazard.
Sep 16 2012 6:00PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
my friend refuses to poop anywhere except his house, he literally drives home from school when he has to shit really bad. but he said one time he didn't take a shit for a week on vacation. I have experienced this somewhat because i went on a trip over the weekend with him and he didnt shit once
Sep 16 2012 6:05PM
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Puzzled
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Sep 16 2012 6:37PM
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Poop_nugget
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Sep 16 2012 6:38PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
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Love it. I get a sense if accomplishment from it.
Sep 16 2012 6:59PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Depends on the urgency of the poop, is it spreading your cheeks or is it still up there enough that you can hold it.
Sep 16 2012 7:00PM
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186
never.

i always have a bedpan with me at all times just for this reason..
Sep 16 2012 7:00PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i HATE when that happens. whenever i'm pressing out a big one my dick flexes and touches the rim
Sep 16 2012 7:08PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
EVERY time I go I hang paper over the front down into the bowl, No matter where I am. Cause that's tw worst feeling in the world
Sep 16 2012 7:21PM
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mitchk
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Here are the only rules you really need to follow when pooping in public restrooms across North America:

1) Do not poo in public bathrooms in Quebec for risk of HIV/AIDS
2) Do not poo in any public restrooms South of the Texas border for risk of HIV/AIDS


Other than this if you gotta let it rip then you gotta
Sep 16 2012 7:40PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51824 - Karma: 164,517
Clean the toilet seat. Layer tp on the seat. It's no worse than anywhere else.

Don't see people problem with it. I know people that will just about shit themselves maybe even so, before they'll use a public toilet or a porta potty
Sep 16 2012 7:47PM
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penguin_steeze
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aww shit thats my icon
Sep 16 2012 8:20PM
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.Capn.
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There HAS to be music playing in the bathroom
Sep 16 2012 8:28PM
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Ric.
Posts: 711 - Karma: 384
Throw some TP in dat bowl, hide dem shittin sounds
Sep 16 2012 8:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
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1- clean rim, seat

2-layer tp on seat

3-let 'er rip

4-????

5-Profit

Sep 16 2012 8:43PM
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gotti
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you can't get sick unless you lick the seat. Even if the most HIV/AIDS infected person were raping your butt cheek, you still would not get infected. I have no problem with public rest rooms. Just make sure you wash yo hands.
Sep 16 2012 9:21PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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This thread sucks without pictures, for whatever reason i expected to see pictures of strait STANK bathrooms when i came into this thread.
Sep 16 2012 9:24PM
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Heart
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Sep 16 2012 9:39PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
come over to my house
Sep 16 2012 9:47PM
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taylornicky
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I don't poop.
Sep 16 2012 9:48PM
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whoa-dere
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good.
Sep 16 2012 9:55PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
Posts: 391 - Karma: 159
I hate when the toilet seat is warm from someone else's ass
Sep 16 2012 9:57PM
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whoa-dere
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one of my toilets can heat up the ring, it's comfy in the winter when i cozy up on it with my hot chocolate and ipad
Sep 16 2012 10:44PM
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E__
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Umm, I was eating, thanks for wrecking that for me...
Sep 16 2012 11:07PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I don't always drop deuces in public restrooms, but when i do i upper decker the shit outa them
Sep 16 2012 11:12PM
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Malcolm
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Set up a good nest and don't touch anything
Sep 16 2012 11:13PM
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Ski_ThEast
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agreed. Set up a crows nest, put some in the water so you don't get back splash and you're set to go. 
Sep 16 2012 11:16PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
THIS!!! i feel like they would have designed this so it wouldnt happen. having you dick tip touch the inside of the toilet bowl has to be the most revolting feeling in the world, i feel like i mightve just caught every disease known to man when it happens
Sep 16 2012 11:49PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Public restrooms are child's play. Communal co-ed toilets, now that's a challenge.. Nothing like listening to the hottest girl on your floor pinch off a mean loaf the morning after a night on the town
Sep 17 2012 12:04AM
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whoa-dere
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hHaha im so looking forward to college
Sep 17 2012 1:06AM
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theabortionator
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Put some tp some in front as a buffer zone.
Sep 17 2012 1:10AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
this. if you have to seat hover definitely put down tp in the water. and prepare to strain every muscle in your existance
Sep 17 2012 1:16AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
That third one down reminds me of the toilet that I used in a burned out house. #1 only though.

I intentionally shit in public bathrooms because free toilet paper haha. As long as I'm in a place where I know there's clean ones, at school I just look for ones that are off the beaten path they're usually really nice.
Sep 17 2012 1:17AM
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Gnarwall
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I used to hate public toilets, then I marched drumcorps this summer and spent two months living out of a suitcase. I can now proudly say that I have shat in roughly 30 high school locker rooms, many of which were shitholes.

That being said, I can't shit at rest stops or public parks. If the toilet is made out of metal, I ain't crappin on that shit.
Sep 17 2012 1:17AM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
Whats the worst is when your dick hits the rim if you sit too far forward.. Fuck me, think of all the dicks you just touched with your dick....
Sep 17 2012 1:18AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I can't do it personally. When im at school i usually text my mom and say i have a headache and need to go take some medicine at home, where i proceed to poop.
Sep 17 2012 2:48AM
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