today i was walking down the hall into the bathroom, and this kid busts by me and into the bathroom i was headed for. everything's hunky dory i just figured he had to piss real bad because i sure as hell did. so i walk into the bathroom about to start peeing and then the kid who ran past me is in the stall and he starts taking the most violent, aggressive shit i have ever heard, i start laughing because it was priceless and this kid (obvious freshman) goes "who the fuck's laughing!?" i don't say shit because it was too awesome. he goes "shut up man it's not funny, i have diarrhea" i finish my business and walk out of the bathroom laughing like a school girl.
anyone else have stories like this?
