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fupaface

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Insane

hahaha, i lost

"Lets make like a fetus, and abort"

-Fupaface

Lets make like an abortion clinic doctor and scramble"

-Fupaface

Sep 16 2012 9:52PM

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Forest.

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Loner

"I fist bumped him, but in my mind i was really saying burn in hell you bastard."

Sep 16 2012 11:07PM

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GnarNinja

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Ridiculous

"Thats what" ~She

Sep 16 2012 11:30PM

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ILLinoisance

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"I'VE GOT BROKEN ANKLES!!!!!"

Sep 17 2012 12:00AM

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Bodhisattva_

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No Life

.....

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

Get it right bruh

Sep 17 2012 2:26AM

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ILLinoisance

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"my ankles are broken, my ankles are broke, i've got brokern ankles"

get it right, breh

Sep 17 2012 2:40AM

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ILLinoisance

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*broken

Sep 17 2012 2:41AM

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POWDER.RANGER

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Insane

you fotgot the AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sep 17 2012 2:52AM

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Spiri7o

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Roll Tide

Sep 17 2012 8:45AM

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LolklonVolkls

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Loner

I just submitted mine yesterday, "Do future spins, get paiiiiiiiid"

Sep 17 2012 10:24AM

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THUNT836

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Insane

gay.

Sep 17 2012 10:28AM

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Bodhisattva_

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Really gay.

Sep 17 2012 3:08PM

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Dunnah

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Insane

gay.

Sep 17 2012 4:50PM

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Sneaky_Aziz

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Ridiculous

Sep 17 2012 5:11PM

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FLBP

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Insane

You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis

Sep 17 2012 5:49PM

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Bodhisattva_

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I just had an epiphany when I saw the last post in this thread and suddenly understood your username.

Sep 17 2012 5:57PM

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BlackCupid

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Insane

"You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with renee's razor blades." - Eminem

Sep 17 2012 5:59PM

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ConnorD

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Pro

"just pee in her butt, bro"

Sep 17 2012 6:03PM

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Jane6

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lost so hard

+k

Sep 17 2012 6:51PM

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partywithsloots

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Wannabe

lost so hard.

Sep 17 2012 8:47PM

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FLBP

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Insane

lol my buddy was tryin to say dyslexic drunk one time. I thought it was some good shit.

Sep 17 2012 9:09PM

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K_Carter

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Ridiculous

/threads "never let school get in the way of your education'"

Sep 17 2012 9:31PM

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hill.dale

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Pro

/threads

"Well, the glass is half full, but I'd like to top it off"

Sep 17 2012 10:57PM

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Bodhisattva_

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Oh I thought it was because dyslexic people mix up their letters and shit.. so like if a dyslexic person was trying to spell it they might spell it lysdexic. Good shit.

Sep 18 2012 1:41AM

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jameskiy

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Loner

threads

Sep 18 2012 1:47AM

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FLBP

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Insane

thats the beauty of it

Sep 18 2012 6:19AM

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ALaw

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"THANK YOU BASED GOD"
Lil B

Sep 18 2012 10:24AM

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Matt_Rossi

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Ridiculous

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one- Jayz

Sep 18 2012 10:59AM

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gigi.d

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Insane

threads for later this year.

Sep 18 2012 11:26AM

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Nailin_Palin

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Lame

"ah yeah, fuck, holy shit fuck me yeah,"- jenna jameson

Sep 18 2012 10:41PM

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notadoctor

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Ridiculous

The Beatles said it best. She loves you yeah yeah yeah, well this nowhere man is the walrus. kookookachoo - Leslie Nielsen/The Beatles

Sep 19 2012 12:05AM

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Heart

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No Life

winner winner

Sep 22 2012 2:54PM

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Chundr

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Wannabe

Chicken dinner?

Sep 22 2012 4:24PM

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Dr.Dickless

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This was one kids quote my year, but they caught it last minute and sharpied it out in everyone's books

Sep 22 2012 5:53PM

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Toaster-Tony

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As well as the "HIS ANKLES ARE BROKEN"

Sep 22 2012 5:55PM

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idskithat

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Insane

LETS GET WEIRD! -Adam Demamp

Sep 25 2012 8:27PM

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Bodhisattva_

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No Life

Yup, Workaholics quote would be solid. I'm thinking, "life is a stage, smoke weed until you die."

Sep 26 2012 2:46PM

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Aidan-G

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Crazy Fool

"A high school diploma is just another useless thing, like self-esteem and the pinky toe" - Aidan-G

Sep 26 2012 2:50PM

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Spicy.Cat

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Ridiculous

thats pretty good haha

Sep 26 2012 8:53PM

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Aidan-G

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Crazy Fool

I tried to get my friend to use it. She went with something from hot rod. Regretted her decision immediately

Sep 26 2012 9:19PM

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Aidan-G

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The people who got theirs the first two days it wasn't censored. They finally caught on day three

Sep 26 2012 9:31PM

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Alpentalic.

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Wannabe

If you don't do it this year, you'll just be a year older when you do.

-McConkey

Sep 26 2012 11:37PM

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PartyHon

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good chance that was warren miller

but i put : at least i go hard

Sep 27 2012 12:04AM

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RedEyeTheJedi

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Ridiculous

S.W.A.D.E.D. Keep it far out Mr. Baily.

That was my quote.

Sep 27 2012 2:05AM

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CrotchKiller

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Crazy Fool

“You had me at meat tornado.”

“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.”

“It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

“I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”

“The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”

“I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
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all by the greatest man on this earth